I really just want to go back to being a pithy and farcical reply guy, so if we could all stop with the fascist abductions, killings, graft, and invasions, I would really appreciate it.

My fave attorney spitting facts. Rachel Cohen from Chicago. I affirm this

This is what integrity looks like, in case you've forgotten. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...

Please don't ever use a movie plot as evidence that something will or won't work in the real world. It's a non-serious argument.

There’s a bitter irony in these headlines.

Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.

Only by prosecuting these folks will we get out of this mess. And that's not in 2028. Start now. Prosecute ICE in every state for every crime. Arrest them for jaywalking if you have to. Prosecute Musk in Wisconsin. Offer rewards for whistleblowers from Trump crony state crimes. Go all out.

I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.

His middle name might be David. But that's according to a Google search with answer given by Google AI, so take it with a grain of salt.

It looks like there's solid confirmation on his identity.

Holy shit. A person was murdered. Who responds like this? Even if LL were touting the party line of not murder, a person died today. Her life ended. This jokey/hateful pronoun shit is beyond comprehension.

My 8yr old son, when he thinks he's about to get away with something because there's no witnesses, chortles maniacally like an evil villain and still hasn't figured out that's what causes his parents to run into the room to figure out what he's doing and stop it.

keep thinking of a vocally anti-woke reporter who insisted that the term "environmental racism" was nonsense

Our military is combating aliens and having no effect! Or, alternatively.. youtu.be/64zlyzojpPM?...

the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

If you can't even stay awake for your junta, it's time to hang it up.

Canada, Mexico, Brazil, and Iraq need to set an oil embargo against the U.S.

Waiting for Speaker Johnson to say he's heard nothing about it 😡😡😡

without a doubt his biggest blind spot. what people who aren’t from here don’t fully understand is the NYPD is the Mob. they run this shit. as mayor you either go to war with them or you are serving at their pleasure

New Hire Screening Practice at ICE: youtu.be/VdIDwYW_JZg?...

The Electoral College is for Conservatives what Conservatives think DEI is for everyone else

"I get along best with Nazis" is not the flex you think it is

What's going on with Midsummer Murders?

Great video by @anamariecox.bsky.social: www.youtube.com/watch?si=gYx...

Saying the White House is running anything that should be run by the doj is in effect saying the White House is running everything that should be run by the doj. It's an admission plain and simple.

Not a fun fact, Between the ages of 14 and 35ish (53 now), due to anxiety and depression, I never wanted to try to change my life for the better. If I tried and failed, that would be depressing. If I tried and succeeded, that would be something new which was a terrifying thought.

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

kate bush running past sisyphus

Tapper: This is one of the documents the DOJ released. It’s 100 pages. It’s all black. That’s the transparency we’re getting.

pam bondi's desk must be huge

PARTHENOGENESIS, NO ONE MOVE A MUSCLE AS THE DEAD COME HOME!

One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.

The key difference is American contestants will be required to raise all four fingers.

Milkman is so archaic. I just can't conceive in this day and age getting milk from a milkman instead of supplicating myself before the Milkdemon each day to be bequeathed it's warm gently screaming liquid nourishment

I am filing a $10bn lawsuit against Donald J Trump for damaging the good reputation of the USA.

[email protected] : Were you satisfied with the answers you’ve gotten so far in this classified briefing on Venezuela? AOC: Oh, hell no. It was a joke. This was not a serious intelligence briefing. This was the communication of an opinion.

PSA, If you're in an activist group trying to protect consumers, the environment, or an endangered people, And a member of your group that no one knew before three months ago tries to convince you that you need to send a message with bombs or industrial sabotage, Kindly ask the FBI plant to leave

i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared

In 1988, I made the New Years Resolution to never again make New Years Resolutions, and unlike some of you, I follow through on my Resolutions.

For those who haven't seen the footage yet, The president accepting the 1st Annual FIFA Peace Prize, youtu.be/MYOCsawk2yc?...

whenever i watch an old timey movie and see the small handbags the ladies would carry all i can think is “that would never hide a rotisserie chicken”

I love the fact that Peter Falk played a parody of Columbo in a movie, & also played the role of Peter Falk in another movie in which he is an angel who decided to become human and become an actor. Peter Falk should have been given more roles to play as Peter Falk. He just seems like a natural fit.

From the @wsj.com chief foreign correspondent

Our president seeing this, "I should call bubba, see if he still thinks about me"