Hugely important timing for @edsbs.bsky.social and the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Since it's never too soon to think about the off-season: @celebrityhottub.bsky.social can we get the Fullcast crew doing this as a Patreon exclusive?

Say it often, say it loud: "Overall, research has not supported the common-sense presumption that digital approaches to schooling are better than non-digital alternatives. At the broadest level, widespread computer use in education has been found to be associated with lower student achievement."

I wish she were still with us so I could hear Maya Angelou read the Mike Bobo voicemail from tonight's @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social After Dark.

@edsbs.bsky.social Feel like every Gator fan can relate to my hatin' ass recent searches and the crippling sadness down there in bronze. (I searched @brianmfloyd.bsky.social because I was making Mac n' Cheese)

In the past calendar year, Kalen DeBoer is 2-0 against two-time national champ Kirby Smart and 5-5 against the rest of the Power 4 lol

AND THE HOOS DOWN IN HOOVILLE THE TALL AND THE SMALL FOUND OUT TODAY THAT FSU ISN’T ACTUALLY THAT GOOD AT FOOTBALL AFTER ALL

This sums it up beautifully, the impossible void they're trying to fill is that no matter how much they win they'll always feel like losers.

This song has the kind of gleeful benevolent spite I associate with my Southern aunts and the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social.

An immaculate thread.

Florida banned woke and that’s why our football team is so sleepy

My first car was a Toyota Previa, if I'm ever suddenly wealthy you'll know because I'll be driving one again.

i love the espresso because it looks like it could taste like chocolate but instead it tastes like stomach acid

I hope I have given fidelity, and that everyone viscerally understands: You will have to come through me.

"The struggle itself towards kicking the ball is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Charlie Brown happy." - Albert Camus on being a Gator fan.

we had 30 yards of penalty yardage and four missed tackles on a swing pass, fly him to another city so you can leave him on the tarmac there

Bianchi: USF putting Jim Leavitt into its Hall of Fame spits on Joel Miller’s memory trib.al/aTycQra

The Voyager 1 space probe was launched from Cape Canaveral #OTD in 1977, a few weeks after Voyager 2. Now it's the most distant human-made object – about 15.6 billion miles from Earth, racing away from us at 38,000 miles per hour with respect to the Sun. 🧪 🔭 ⚛️ Images: NASA/KSC/JPL

Miami and USF should be bigger rivals: 1. Neither school is where their name says they are. 2. Neither school has enough fans to build their own stadium. Natural enemies.

Okay I guess I can see why this new logo is controversial

Long Island University's featured role in Spike Lee's "Highest 2 Lowest" has me worried about the Gator's season opener.

Republicans, maga grifters and RFK directly contributed to the death of a cop with a young family

I would pay $4 every month just for the @edsbs.bsky.social Transfer Wizard sound board.

I don’t know what changed, but this is what it feels like to use this website now

During the knife store fight in John Wick 3, I watched half of the theater devolve into abject chaos like the monkeys in 2001: A Space Odyssey.

That time the guy did "Old Time Rock & Roll" at karaoke but just repeated "Just take those old records off the shelf" over and over.

The best sort of nonsense.

Dear cashmere shawl collar cardigan, I think about you more often than any person I've lost. I wish I knew where you went but hope you've found a good home somewhere it actually gets cold.

Space Jam: A New Legacy

Last night I considered flushing a Starburst wrapper to be certain my daughter wouldn't find it in the trash. Parenting is a miracle.

@iankarmel.bsky.social, sorry if I've missed it, but have you discussed the jazz podcasts you listen to? Asking for a neophyte.

@channel6.bsky.social is the best 10 dollars a month I’ve ever spent.

He’s hot as a pistol

It wasn’t precisely a date but my now wife and I went to see Bruno with my parents and my cousin. Because I got the concessions, she ended up sat between my mom and dad in a movie with a talking penis.

@joshgondelman.bsky.social’s “She rubs the niblets on her skin, or else she gets the cob again” is a great example of the type of thing that comes out of my speakers that makes me park and walk my kids in to school instead of doing car line.

Every now and then, I'll remember Serena in Kendrick's halftime show and wonder how Drake didn't instantly implode like the Titan sub.

Defund ICE is a moderate position. Prosecute ICE is just slightly left of that.

Important @vicmmic.bsky.social news.

My wife just asked if the Chris Gethard Show was “a live action Tintin thing.”

I don’t know who needs to see this beyond 99% of users here

Not since @katiebakes.bsky.social introduced me to Rootitoot Instant Pot Recipes & Help have I been so immediately engrossed by a piece of internet culture reporting.

Coda. Brown-haired daughters are emotional napalm*

Handily this

Never tell someone they look like someone else.

Just got recognized by the bartender at my local movie theater so now I’m worried I’m doing two things too much.

Has anyone pitched Chalamet on a sequel to A Complete Unknown where he plays Jakob Dylan? A Complete Unknown 2: Bringing Down The Horse

Is 9:16AM to early to say “Mel Torme’s voice was so pure” out loud to no one?

My personal rights are being trampled because I can’t get TEENJUS on a UF Plate. Please help, @edsbs.bsky.social

“But he fell down” is not the compelling argument for a flagrant that Celtics fan think it is.