Let's see what happens if I drink this World Cup Commentator Voice Poti—AND THE LITTLE GENIUS WITH THE PIXIE TOES HAS ONCE AGAIN GIVEN US A TASTE OF HIS TINY FAIRY MAGIC

More of an uncle thing really but it’s definitely pretending to be an idiot when texting with my niece

This statement starkly highlights how much Zlatan is just Ozempic Danny McBride.

And the NEW YORK TIMES… America’s foremost paper of record said… for Father’s Day we wanna talk about your pervert daddy

Just watch Thierry Henry once Lalas is done

What does he think about the n-word, trans folks, and brown ppl with blonde hair?

You can't even do the "Republicans buy sneakers too" bit anymore because none of the Knicks are sponsored by OnCloud or HeyDude.

Thinking once again about the John Lynch fan section at Raymond James that was called "The Lynch Mob"

Witnessed a truly unhinged exchange in the Starbucks drive-through: Woman in car in front of me: "Do y'all have soda and protein bars?" Starbucks Saint: "Ummm, we have sparkling water and Poppi." Joan of Arc, apparently fresh from the dark ages: "No, like a regular soda."

When your family doesn't play a boardgame anymore because one of the kids ate a piece? That's the Mancala Effect.

His tRips keep getting jacked

I don't care what their credentials are: these aren't scientists, they're perverts.

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

Deeply appropriate for today's @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Special Interest episode

Time for the most Oregonian thing since @iankarmel.bsky.social.

It's that bluegrass cover of Gin & Juice by The Gourdes that everyone got off Limewire under a different band name.

2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎

this is an alltime playoff dunk.

To close us out, a small token for this beautiful boy that only knew one trick. #RunTheDamnBall

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

I’m the DJ at your son’s bar mitzvah and I’m really bad at it

JJ Abrams has spontaneously combusted.

I could watch WCW but not WWE. They were incredibly lenient about most things but they drew the line there.

No neurodivergence ????? not even at the bottom like a yogurt cup????

The increasingly-common literal "Oh, you know the ones"

In which @edsbs.bsky.social de facto compares Mike Lombardi's hair to "Keefe, that shirt's not as long as you think it is, dude."

so this question has come up in conversation recently: obviously, bluesky has features that allow you to disable interactions like replies and quote posts. but is doing so contrary to the spirit of social media? is it antisocial behavior? maybe even unethical? interested to hear everyone's thoughts

Selling out for $1500? Sounds more like a Broke Ginger.

Every once in awhile I think about this Nancy comic and it makes me laugh every single time. Absolute perfection.

Getting this tattooed across my stomach in the Tupac font.

Personal reasons, but West Side Story got caught right in a huge surge.

The Onion interviewed @surber.bsky.social for their Jelly Roll profile.

"I can swim. I just prefer not to. Known in legal circles as the @edsbs.bsky.social defense.

Dropping everything in the queue down to dive into this right away.

This made me look up Beck's name for the first time and now I want to know if, when writing the "You Get What You Give" lyrics "Fashion shows with Beck and Hanson...," if the New Radicals knew his name was Beck Hansen.

The "Ace In The Hole" aspects of this movie are among my favorite Anderson visuals.

Fucking bougie of him to get someone in rather than putting it up himself

"Bedford Borough Council holds no authority over the Council of Nicaea and was not responsible for the creation of the moon 4.53billion years ago."

Looks and sounds like Schitt's Creek cutaway gag. "Remember David's brief turn as a Greek pop star?"

@edsbs.bsky.social, did you see that the Mighty Khan has an heir in his kingdom?

Has Johnny Weir always looked like Old Sheldon cosplaying as Loki? #Olympics

Macbeth: SHIT

In which @channel6.bsky.social discusses Cairn, a game where doing mushrooms and licking toads makes mountain climbing easier. This game repeatedly made me throw my controller in a way historically reserved for my older brother winning on a blocked 2-point conversion in NCAA 06. 10/10 - No Notes

White grandpa seeing two guys grind on each other on a F-100

I've seen a lot of Master & Commander so I'll go with 1B.

White smoke was seen over the I-4 Eyesore, Orlando has a new Pope.

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?