‘The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again…’

Important data point here: “A sharp fall in Labour's performance is accompanied more often by an above average Green performance than it is by a strong Reform performance”. The Greens have already hurt Labour even before any direct gains.

Wise words from @arseblog.com here. We chose Arsenal. Our partners didn't. But they get the full package anyway, with the bad moods, the bad results, and the occasional burst of "See, I told you we were title contenders." That's love, that is. ♥️

I'm having some fun with AI today 😄 #Arsenal #NorthLondonForever

800 people. One room. Wins celebrated. Mistakes admitted. Plans made. Confetti dropped. Party thrown. This is why culture eats strategy for breakfast. Proud to work at Multiverse. FY27. Let's go. 🚀

UK tech graduate roles are down 46% since ChatGPT launched. 76% of Gen Z use AI tools regularly making them your most adaptable cohort. And you're cutting entry-level hiring. The Talent Doom Cycle is real. Apprenticeships break it. #Apprenticeships #UKTech #FutureOfWork

I don't understand how anyone who supports Reform UK doesn't realise that if Trump offered Farage a job as his official Groom of the Stool (look it up), he'd fuck off tomorrow.

The woman on the train next to me wants to go to Albania on holiday. Her friend suggested Bulgaria, but she said no because that's where the child catcher was from in Chitty 😵 Is this the maddest reason not to visit a place?

My England. #StGeorgesDay

Hiring at Multiverse for AI Coaches + Data Coaches. Not a 'talk about it' job. A 'help people use it' job 4.5 years in and still loving it. Most upskilling is theatre. This isn't. Links below 👇

What do you call this? I thought it only had one name, but apparently not.

Behold...a beer of purest green. #BskyBeer

"I have a daughter and I'm directly affected by it." - De Zerbi I don't have a daughter. Does that mean I don't have the means and awareness to understand what sexual assault is? I hate that being a benchmark. It's like saying "some of my friends are black". This is 2026, FFS.

Is it a dark larger? Is it a stout? No. It's a... #bskyBeer

Headline: 'Kemi will cut £200 off bills by drilling in North Sea'. Actual quote: 'I'm not saying it's going to go onto your bills'. @mrjamesob.bsky.social wants to know what's going on with the 'drill baby drill' brigade.

I am thrilled to announce that I have signed a contract to take over the BBC Radio 2 Breakfast Show from Scott Mills. I just need the BBC to sign it now.

Barnet FC, you beauties. 🐝🐝🐝

Thoughts on these? And which would you go for? #bskybeer

From NHS impact to global client work, these are exciting times to work at Multiverse. And we're hiring AI and Data Coaches in the UK. If you know your stuff and love helping people grow, this could be for you. Chat me for details.

This 👇👇👇

SO Shocked, disgusted and horrified to wake up to this news. I am absolutely heartbroken that this is how low Britain has sunk. This horrific act truly plumbs new depths. Today my heart goes out to all my Jewish friends, I cannot imagine how frightening it must be to live through this.

Kepa is not why we're losing, in my opinion. Yes, he made the mistake, but they've been all over us this half. If Raya was on the pitch, they'd still have had more chances. #CarabaoCupFinal

City players have an incredible way of fouling themselves. #carabaocupfinal

The best this about start to this game is how the loud atmosphere is drowning out Gary Neville #carabaocupfinal

Come on Arsenal

All about consistency

It's about consistency

It's about consistency

It's about consistency

Can’t wait to find out the next winner of the FIFA Peace Prize.

"The way this game can shift your emotions from on the floor to on the nightclub floor swirling around with a glass of champagne." - @arseblog.com

Understand how the corporate media is constantly manipulating you.

Pulp poetry.

"Bedford Borough Council holds no authority over the Council of Nicaea and was not responsible for the creation of the moon 4.53billion years ago."

I love this. A beautiful smoothie that has a perfect balance of cinnamon and blueberry, that is not too sweet, spicy or sour. The balance is perfect. Well played, Vault City. #bskybeer

The greatest Valentine's Day song is brought to you by @findlaynapier.bsky.social. 💘 youtu.be/citA3XE3l8c?...

Spot the difference...

For anyone who is siding with Jim Ratcliffe.

If a statement of apology includes the word "but", it ceases to be an apology. As recently highlighted by Sir Jim Ratcliffe.

‘Jim Ratcliffe has moved to Monaco to save £4 billion worth of tax in this country one might question whether he is the patriot we need to comment on this issue' Home Office minister Jake Richards speaks to #BBCBreakfast Ratcliffe claimed UK had been "colonised by immigrants"

It was great to see so many faces turn out for our monthly men’s mental health check-in. It is genuinely inspiring to see this group growing every single month. Thank you to everyone who showed up. Same time next month? #MenWalkChat

What about Opal Fruits?

As it's Burns Night. #BSkyBeer

I am not a Green Party supporter. This is an incredibly clever video. It points to the problems we all see and doesn’t actually lay claim to being the answer. It’s very, very manipulative. Incredibly clever. Cynically so.

US government rn

What a way to win for Barnet today. As the gaffer says, it's all about character.

Can't hold a World Cup in a country where the dictator's secret police are executing peaceful protesters in the streets.

'The Minnesota man who was killed by federal agents on Saturday has been identified as Alex Pretti, 37, a registered nurse working in the intensive care unit at the Minneapolis VA Health Care System, which serves veterans.'

Abolish ICE is now the moderate minimum position, Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.

Most Americans I've met are charming, warm, funny, beautiful people. That said, I have no intention of setting foot in the US again until they have a grown up government. So what I say on social media won't matter, right, as US Border Forces won't be checking it. Trump is a cunt. That's better.