It wasn't until I had amassed wealth surpassing 100 billion that I realized that I was truly the most aggrieved human on the face of the earth.

Perhaps now the BBC will finally cover the small boats and immigration. Feels like three seconds since they screamed that into my face

Andrew Lownie wrote an explosive book about Prince Andrew Then came the backlash. Legal threats. Journalists were told they’d lose Palace access if they spoke to him Anonymous social media accounts accused Lownie of visiting sex workers. This is how ‘the Firm’ works youtu.be/OJHaVsDVv-c?...

Calling London! I’m on in Knightsbridge with Polly Clark on the Saturday at some point. Jeremy Hunt is on the day before so not necessarily my audience bur do come.

A rare London outing for myself, even rarer for @ambroseparry.bsky.social, but with @damedenisemina.bsky.social and @allangaw.bsky.social in the mix, the @standrewsbookfest.bsky.social should be a stoater. www.ticketsource.co.uk/standrewsboo...

Installer deciding where to put fast EV chargers: ‘Hmmm, lemme see… where is the rape-ist, most godforsaken place you don’t want to get out of your car in, holding your wallet and phone and then have to download an app?’

A magnificent piece of work. Comprehesive, revelatory & shocking. Journalism this good is always rare & precious but never moreso than at times like this. Latter day Lord Haw Haws being plumped, preened & delivered to your doorstep in plain sight by a Nazi-saluting goon news.sky.com/story/the-x-...

If they don’t let him stand for a 3rd term he won’t campaign for any of them and he’s all they’ve got now

This person took this when they called the race

The first thing Yaxley-Lennon did on leaving court was to thank Elon Musk for funding his legal costs. That's Elon Musk who has repeatedly called for civil war in the UK. As of typing this - all of the major politicians and platforms maintain a presence on X and it is time for them all to leave.

So looking forward to St Andrew’s Day Festival in St Columba’s Church, Knightsbridge, London 5pm Sat 29th November. Some tickets left www.ticketsource.co.uk/whats-on/lon...

Elon Musk came to my lovely small town in Scotland and fucked a chicken to death. Not the first time he’s done it either. I no longer feel safe here

Ah, the ancient Yuletide tradition of ‘what starter do you want three weeks from Thursday’

Palestinian flag at the finale of the Wicklow opera festival

Imagine these wockaflockas blowing up random boats off the coast of Ireland. You can't, can you?

‘Ulysses Syndrome’- a yearning for a place that no longer exists and you can’t get back to www.nytimes.com/2025/10/29/w...

This is the most astute assessment of politics I’ve ever heard

What a treat you’ve all got coming next March. Eeeped when I saw it was Harry Cane again. Absolutely wonderful.

I can’t help thinking all the simpering US journalism could be quickly solved by employing a very small coterie of wild, actively alcoholic journalists, like in the olden days

stellan skarsgård seems like a good dude

This guy sure takes a lot of cognitive tests and MRIs for someone whose doctors think he's doing great

Can’t stop thinking about the #ScorceseDocumentary following ‘Taxi Driver’ with ‘The King of Comedy’ because the comedian is also Dostoevsky’s ‘Underground man’

‘Stretch mark stickers’

America, I’m seeing Trump and ICE and SNAP and everything and I just want you to know that I can come and get you at any time if you need a lil break. If I’m busy Auntie Pat could come. She can still drive with the cataracts but you might need to describe the road if it’s dark.

Just read a joke on Bluesky and thought ‘that comma is redundant’. I belong here now

You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win the game? That's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.

built on theft and at massive environmental cost and most importantly, numerous studies keep demonstrating that genAI tools often work a little better than by chance. how is it that we can’t expunge these slop machines out of our institutions and communities www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...

#SimpNation Keeping the House Absent, Johnson Marginalizes Congress and Himself www.nytimes.com/2025/10/25/u...

A little Oscar Peterson to enjoy with your lunch or dinner for my Europe Poasting Pals. #PleasantPoasting

Waste not want blood

Wow! Democracy for Sale has been nominated for a British Journalism Award 🎉 Amazing to see how far we've come in such a short time. Am so proud of @jennacorderoy.bsky.social and @lucasamin.bsky.social (and me, tbh! 😊) Huge thanks to our supporters! pressgazette.co.uk/press-gazett...

Border restrictions are new and only apply to working people. Meanwhile the rich can pay their way into anywhere with a beneficial tax regime while demanding patriotism from you.

This looks great craic

Woaw! the Perfect Neighbour on Netflix: police body cam footage of a Florida case, absolute tragedy brilliantly told. Longtime since I sobbed at true crime documentary

This image is so French just looking at it gave me a mistress and I don't even have a girlfriend

My fellow British people: this No Kings idea sounds pretty fun right? I’m just saying.

It’s like meeting someone coming out of rehab and remembering how much you fucking love them #NoKings

Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on. Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights. Block, and move on. This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.

The survivors will be comforted to know he can’t no longer legally call himself the Duke of Inverness. Let that be an end to it.

A story in three parts

‘The Woman In The House Across the Road From The Woman in The Window’ is 🤌🏽

Milei looks like all the cast of Are You Being Served in one

something i’d been ominously stressed about for the past two weeks turned out to not be a big deal at all and i’d tell you that my anxiety learned a lasting meaningful lesson from the experience but i’m not gonna lie on the internet

Books attract a quasi religious reverence because the printing press was invented at the start of the Reformation. People have lil altars to books in their house etc. They’re treated as an absolute good and lots of them are shite.

whoever did this little bit of magnificence, take a bow

For those not on Threads or just not on right now… It is absolutely blowing up with servicemembers posting photos of themselves in uniform saying “Me in my Antifa uniform.”. Thousands of them. #antifa Here my dad is his Antifa uniform, and proudly wearing his Antifa hat last year at the age of 91.

All week!

Sold out crowd in Pigalle for Gabi Hartman tonight

Why doesn't the UK media talk about Farage and Russian money?