@knowledgefight.bsky.social Here are the leftover green beans (the ones that survived, you might say) from the soup I made last night. They're just grocery store beans though.

An aspect of the Monty Hall Problem nobody talks about is that if you change your pick and it turns out that your first pick was right, you have to deal with all your relatives telling you you shouldn't have second-guessed yourself.

I wanna know what genius came up with the idea of launching a popup when I'm half-way through reading an article to show me other articles to "check out before I leave."

shit at least Marie Antoinette thought they should eat *something*

"They sure as hell did, didn't they? They really ripped the guts out of it! They're work animals, I'm tellin' ya! Look at those holes, huh? Then you've got your gravel piles, your sand piles, your scrap piles. Animals!"

Millions of Americans: "America was kinda founded on this idea of not having kings anymore." The President of the United States of America, desperate to be a king: "PEE PEE POO POO"

Next time you buy an American flag, be sure to look at it through a camera first. It might have a swastika that isn't visible to the naked eye.

Forget the National Guard, we need the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service!

Every article I've read so far about today's shooting has been like 50% about how the shooter was trans, and how that means she's "biologically male", and what year she changed her name, and how old she was when she changed it, and what her name used to be, and once again, that she was trans.

This cartoon is a distraction. www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

It's a breakthrough! All the atrocities Trump has ever committed are due to the unresolved trauma inflicted by Bela Lugosi's death when Trump was ten years old.

This is why physical media is still so important.

this is not it

I had a dream last night in which I referred to a baker as a loafsmith.

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‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week

"I hung an axe over my front door connected to a trip wire, and now nobody will visit me because of Democrats' fearmongering."

the strange thing for people who pay attention is that most people really don't pay attention. but once you process that, a lot of things more or less make sense.

New euphemism for authoritarian lawlessness just dropped

Trump's stumble on the steps up to Air Force One highlights the extent of Joe Biden's physical decline. www.yahoo.com/news/trump-s...

I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants

The president says he doesn't know anything about anything because he trusts the people working for him. The people working for him say they're doing what they're doing because they trust the president's judgment. Wow, so much trust. Big, beautiful levels of trust.

"Maybe it was AI." Does he think that AI, not being "real," is something that just happens, entirely without human involvement, producing and posting content unprompted and unbeknownst to the owner of the account the image is posted from?

"Have you said thank you once?"

Holy shit

lots of respect to Van Hollen. I don't really know much about him other than this El Salvador trip, but it's one of the most productive things any Dem leader has done (maybe the most productive?) really valuable and important. 1

Mr. Abrego Garcia was illegally abducted by the Trump Admin and, by their own admission, wrongly deported to El Salvador. He shouldn’t have to spend another second away from his family. I'm flying to El Salvador tomorrow morning to check on his condition and discuss his return.

I couldn't remember Thomas Kinkade's name.

TALK TO "MY DOCTOR" LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

Sure, it seems obvious NOW.

Petition for John C. Riley to play Tom Homan on SNL. Just do Steve Brule.

I know, Hanlon's razor and stuff, but if someone wanted to ensure that no other country would share intelligence with the US ever again, the best way would probably be to include the editor-in-chief at a major publication on a Signal thread where US officials are discussing top-secret war plans.

Pete Hegseth: "Hey, front desk, can I get a wakeup call for 10:30AM? I need to get up super early because we are secretly bombing Yemen tomorrow at 1PM. And could you have someone send up another bottle of Scotch? Thanks."

Tesla is up forty cents today. I guess the recall is raising demand by creating scarcity.

I really feel for social studies teachers trying to teach children how the United States government works right now.

Sorry everyone, turns out it's too hard to go to Mars. Instead we're bringing Mars to you. It's gonna be desolate and shitty here now

*Lemongrab voice* ONE MILLION PERCENT! TARIFF!

“Officials liked what the man in the van set out to do - give all the children delicious candy - but have been frustrated by his reckless abduction approach”

Even if the US did spend $8M on gender-affirming care for mice, it's not like they did it for laughs. Testing the effects of human medical treatments on mice and rats is common practice. Not to mention that $8M is a drop in the ocean. They want to cut 100,000 TIMES that -- $800B -- from Medicaid.

BREAKING: "At 1:15 PM tomorrow, President Trump will pick a country's name out of a MAGA hat and impose crippling tariffs on that country's goods for four minutes. This will happen daily until America is great again."

Question for people who use cutesy insult names for political figures they don't like, like "T. Rump" and "Elongated Muskrat" -- What do you get out of using these names? It literally makes me physically cringe, like calling Hitler "The Fewer-er" or "Mister Mustache" or something.

Dear friend, Mr. Trump's coronation last week was a disgrace. As I bowed in protest, I thought to myself "What has become of our nation" Now it's all up to us. Can you spare $5, $10, or even $20 so I can attend the royal feast to continue the fight?

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

This is pretty good, but "available in 12 colors" should be printed on the shirt.