The Forbes 30 Under 30 to prison pipeline remains undefeated www.businessinsider.com/joanna-smith...

well....he is alive!!

I’m back, putos

twitter, spill and bsky, but yes

[Beck voice] in the time of NFTs they stole my monkey

using a mutual's following list to find my other friends

Bluesky is powered by spite, the most potent energy source known to man

Happy last day it'll feel like the correct day of the week til Thursday to all who celebrate!

I’ve been fine with iOS for years but now they’ve brought back the hot pink Razr and I am feeling feelings I’ve never felt before

Hello this is Jerry Lawson the inventor of the video game cartridge :)

This photo of all of Tom Cruise's stunt doubles together is too much, it feels haunted somehow

Day 3 of not being able to fling open my windows and I hate it. But Pat Robertson is dead and I remembered I bought a pineapple and can make sorbet so, it’s the little things…

Day 2 with all in the windows in my apartment closed. This is terrible, I am a windows flung open as soon as Spring hits person by nature, now it’s just me and a fan w/ a hepa filter pretending it’s a cross breeze

Somebody got big mad at me for saying it in person so I'll say it again (and accentuate it) even louder on all my platforms just because I can: "THE BEST AND ONLY GOOD THING RONALD REAGAN EVER DID FOR ANYBODY WAS DIE."

I am entirely too excited that I’m making a lasagna tomorrow with all the vegetables that are on their last gasp in my fridge, I am practically giddy. Is this how Garfield feels?

Sorry to get political but schools should probably have books

Did you know that white bros are calling taking vitamins biohacking? - texts from my sister

Church.

Enjoying long Succession think pieces while loving that a random baby naming site succinctly called the ending in a :60 Tik Tok

It should be punishable by law to compare any public figure to a character from Succession in a serious conversation.

My tv won’t download this goofy new hbo max app so now I have to watch succession on my laptop like a heathen. I don’t steal perfectly good cable from my parents to live like this

Finishing out the Wu Tang show on Hulu because I’m not a quitter and every minute is making me really wish I was a quitter

Aaron Sorkin would jizz his pants if he saw this

Be so evil that even Hell doesn’t want you.

RIP to Tina Turner, a woman who proved that you don't have to forgive your abuser in order to heal and live your best life, and become even an more powerful, formidable, and legendary than you were before. https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/24/arts/music/tina-turner-dead.html

And I'm just going to have to gif my way through it...

:: Mike Wallace visited Tina Turner’s villa in the south of France, and he asked her: “Do you feel like you deserve all this?” To which she replied: “I deserve more.” :: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/09/theater/tina-turner-musical.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

🕊️ The "This is Tina Turner" playlist is one of the best start to finish listens on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DZ06evO0Sbveo?si=d02b22c9f55f46c4

My favorite ever and the reason I only have to go to the mailbox every other week or so

For your repository: Disaster Girl Meme in the original quality posted by New Times. This Zoe Roth, she sold her Meme as an NFT for $500k. She used the funds to pay off her student loans and donated a portion to charity

Remembering you have good food at home is one of the best things!

I'm grateful I remembered I had the best blackberries I've had in a long time in the fridge and they didn't become a potentially award winning Science Fair project

I've been working on this story for several months, and it's finally here The self-destructive gospel of the Passport Bros https://phillewis.substack.com/p/passport-bros-travel-abroad-gospel-women

I'm not calling it Max. I came along for the ride when they wanted us to stop calling it Home Box Office, I won't have my heritage disrespected like that again again

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So long as they don't ask you to sing till the final interview, this should totally work

what's there to talk about, losing money?

Auto-blocking anyone who quote-posts me by saying “tell me you don’t know about __ without telling me you don’t know about __”. If we’re trying to build a better platform that excludes Twitter toxicity then we shouldn’t assume lack of knowledge is malicious. How about instead politely educating?!

A removable shade? That feels excessive…

dad: where do you think you’re going me: *caught applying for an art history degree* uh nowhere?

If you’re hot, he’s hot. Let him inside.

Broke down and got an air fryer even though I don’t have the counter space to spare and now I get it. 10 minutes ago I was hungry and now I have a freshly baked croissant. Who wouldn’t love this?

Someone asked a coworker of mine if they were sheltered as a kid and he dead ass responded “yeah I mean we had a house growin up”