I would’ve walked off the stage. (The stage trump insists on standing on to look taller) “Just shove em in back”. FY to the photographer too

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When I chose this silly name I thought it would make people laugh, I never expected it to confuse a vast subset of slack-jawed MAGA Republicans. I am NOT the actor Liam Neeson. Jesus you people are dumber than fucking landscaping rocks.

NBC is calling it now 💪

Democratic House Rep. Troy Carter to RFK Jr. in the HHS budget hearing: "Respectfully, you know what I really wish you'd spend more time on? More time thinking about the American people, less time talking about whale heads, bear heads, and raccoon parts." 🤣

If you attend the White House Correspondents Dinner this year, you should be legally barred from using the term "journalist" to describe yourself from that point on.

Wtf

Feels like the exact right time for women to launch a database naming their assaulters — the site would crash in 62 minutes.

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Incredible job Mr. Jeffrey Bezos cutting off the NBA Playoff game with 20 seconds left in overtime. Thank you for your incredible hard work on Amazon Prime Video: The Service That Always Works.

But Hunter Biden!🙄 Trump is taking Eric along on his official visit to China. Eric is officially the Executive Vice President of Development for the Trump Organization, and was set up with meetings with business leaders in Indonesia last year. newrepublic.com/post/209043/...

For decades, men from Milwaukee voided even the appearance of cannibalism. Jeffery Dahmer is taking a different approach.

The Pope has done more for America in one week than the Dems in Congress have done in one year.

I advise JD to stop pretending he's a Catholic.

Does Trump think he’s a “red cross doctor” here, too???

FU trump nobody wants your gaudy ugly Hannibal Lector arch overshadowing our greatest president and our Arlington heroes.

Pope Leo XIV's top three American cardinals just gave their first joint television interview. They condemned the Iran war, called out ICE, and revealed that Spanish-language Mass attendance has dropped 30% because of fear. And they made clear that Leo's www.thelettersfromleo.com/p/were-bette...

It’s Sunday. Can I get an amen?

Hey JD Vance pls come campaign with @MarshaBlackburn and work your magic in her race too

Trump accidentally leaked this photo of him comforting Jeffrey Epstein

Dearest Viktor Orbán, “The president loves you, and so do I.” Yours always, JD Vance 🌺

Somehow we almost missed Fox saying teens ages 15-19 not having babies is a “problem”🤔

You’ve heard of Stockholm Syndrome. Welcome to Budapest Envy.

Massive street party in Budapest right now: huge crowds dancing, hugging, crying, and opening bottles. (Reuters)

Wes Moore needs to be on everyone’s shortlist, should he throw his hat in the ring for 2028. “Any of these people who are thinking about 2028, I need to see that you’re taking 2026 seriously… What are you doing right now to protect, to heal, and to build?” “I’m hungry, but I’m not thirsty.” 🔥

I’m shocked since we sent our best negotiators.

Elon Musk didn’t go to the moon. Jeff Bezos didn’t go to the moon. NASA went to the moon.

Tonight in Budapest’s Heroes’ Square, a sea of young Hungarians—who’ve only ever known Orbán’s corrupt, suffocating regime—are packed together, singing, chanting, and daring to dream of freedom again. Their hope is raw, their courage is real. The heart of Europe is beating in Budapest tonight. 🇭🇺❤️🇪🇺

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Stay in the know, but remember to practice self care and touch grass and seek laughter and whatnot.

Drunkard rapist fox host Pete Hegseth loves insulting women when he’s not planning murderous war crimes. The trashy disrespectful prick has no business being in the Pentagon let alone govt.

Buh-bye, Netflix.

What a catastrophic humiliation for the US. Tehran is declaring total victory: the US will withdraw its troops from the region, ease Iran sanctions, allow continued uranium enrichment, and accept Iranian control of the Strait. Thanks for nothing, Trump. America First? More like Iran First. 🇮🇷

Big night for Democrats in the swing-state of Wisconsin. Party official: "Twelve counties that went red in 2025’s election have swung blue" More insights in my "Day Ahead" daily editorial note: open.substack.com/pub/macfarla...

“It’s difficult to cover him in a way that conveys how unhinged he is. Journalists are trained to be like, ‘OK, what did he say that was newsworthy?’ So you convey that to your audience. But in reality, when you actually watch, you see he's full of hatred, lying constantly, and very incoherent.”

We are also out of superlatives here on Earth.

No big deal just a solar eclipse as seen from the moon streamed to us here on Earth by astronauts who are farther away from their home planet than any human has ever been

Mamdani is not just filling the potholes with the crew. He's creating a visual and personal reminder of the dignity inherent in all of these anonymous government jobs.

They oversaw a very important social media influence operation for the Kremlin, got caught, fled. And now they're not just back, they're guests at Donald & Melania Trump's Easter Egg Roll at the White House.

Q: "How many generals have you fired?". Hegseth: "I don't know the number". Q: "You don't know the number? It's eight. Why did you fire them?". Hegseth: "At the pleasure of the president..."

Trump just told the world that our downed pilots are trained to seek higher ground. So now everyone knows where to find them. Cool.

A U.S. Army staff sergeant and his wife arrived at his base in Louisiana last week, ready to start their new life together. Instead, ICE detained her. She was brought to the U.S. as a toddler. People like her should be citizens, not treated like criminals.

“Let those who have weapons lay them down. Let those who have the power to unleash wars choose peace. Not a peace pursued by force, but through dialogue. Not with the desire to dominate the other, but to encounter them.” — Pope Leo XIV

They’re still waiting for someone to explain Peeps.

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