Remember, Seattle: Stay away from Starbucks until they stop these kinds of petty, retaliatory actions against it's unionized Baristas!

Celebratimg my Massachusetts heritage.

They are the best of us.

This Reddit post is formatted like a joke but it’s actually a very dry recitation - at times, direct quotes - of America’s public war strategy over the last month. This can’t go on. This is deranged. Impeach and imprison.

Which printed newspaper has the power to make America's horses eat cake? Not the New York Times! And not The Washington Post! (At least since Bezos ran it into the ground.) Nay, only @theonion.com has the gravitas to bring confectionery to our country's mighty steeds!

When you compare the social media posts of this immigrant elected chief executive to the posts of our current President, one might wonder whether white supremacy is just a lashing out in response to feelings of inadequacy.

I hate how much this resonates.

Is it an FCC violation to quote the president verbatim? Asking for a friend

Not sure why this is supposed to be reassuring to Americans.

The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

As an independent voter, I'd say that at this point I'm voting against the GOP. The Democrats have yet to give me anything to vote FOR yet.

TBF, 2 of the 3 venues that I listed started out as at least partial branding exercises, but not totally. Wrigley was named for the team's owner and the brand, while Fenway was named after the neighborhood it sits in + the owner just happened to have a real estate company named after the area, too.

One of the things that sucks the most about the Trump era is just how hard it is to *not* wish ill will upon someone. I just absolutely hate ever feeling that.

Well, well… If the 14th amendment was not meant for modern immigrants, then the 2nd amendment was not meant for modern arms. #truth

Real words of wisdom.

I, for one, welcome our new woke robot overlords.

Hormuz Is Not A Tool To End The War But How Iran Wins The Aftermath responsiblestatecraft.org/strait-of-ho...

It’s 45 and raining today or you get a knuckle sandwich.

My gods... You mean there's an even darker timeline?

Love this take.

Troubling 2nd order effect of this war: Iran is taking payments of their Hormuz tolls in Chinese Yuan. Every country is going to supercharge their green energy build-outs. Who owns that market? China. That's a massive volume of global trade & wealth txfr that will happen outside of the US Dollar.

Trump to China: Taiwan is yours. Ttump to South Korea: You're on your own. Time to go nuclear.

Just discovered this incredible album by the band No More Kings, which is a collection of songs inspired by the movie Back to the Future. It's an absolute triumph and makes the songs in the Back to the Future musical sound even more absurdly bad by comparison. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

A "Yes" vote from Colins would be political suicide.

The idiocy of the American auto industry (& Trump) truly knows no bounds.

Did you know that you can flaunt your wealth by declining the discount at checkout and paying full price? What better way to lord your station over the unwashed masses than by giving a little extra money to The Onion's corporate overlords?

Totally awesome tool of you want to stalk the astronauts who are on their way to the moon. It even tells you when they're sleeping. Not creepy at all! 😜

The entire 4th quarter of Celtics-Bucks was basically a G-League game.

Absolutely can not wait for the lip reading breakdown of this from Jomboy.

Woot!!

In a related story, tonight's Celtics-Bucks & Knicks-Bulls matches reclassified as "Playoff Preseason" games after all starters sit by end of 3rd quarter.

I’m in one group chat where the whole thing is that we exclusively talk about and share poetry we like and somebody shared this in the chat today and we were all like “yes, absolutely right, this belongs in here alongside John Ashbery”

Mercifully, Solitaire still functional.

Tech Support advises NASA to try switching computer off, then on again.

After experiencing a Microsoft Outlook outage shortly after entering orbit this week, today Artemis II astronauts reported that Teams was also not working either for some reason.

Cracks starting to appear in the GOP: Curtis said he would "not support ongoing military action beyond a 60-day window without congressional approval.”

Has anyone told Trump that we bombed huge swaths of Vietnam, Iraq & Afghanistan back to the stone age? Didn't really make much of a difference in the end.

This is literally The Onion come to life.

Iranian police firing small arms at USAF helos searching for the downed F-15E crew.

He's a monster.

We're cooked: “Their cost, their quality of their vehicles is far superior to what I see in the West,” said Jim Farley, Ford’s CEO.“We are in a global competition with China.. if we lose we do not have a future.”

Your occasional reminder that Trump ran on lowering prices.

I am so incredibly mad that Trump has made us the bad guys.

Damn that's crazy. Maybe if he wanted to show that white dudes had a monopoly on winning wars, he could demonstrate it first by stopping Iran from setting up a toll booth in the Strait of Hormuz.

Just close your eyes and think of bike lanes...

The old world is dying. The new world struggles to be born. Things are pretty busy at the world hospital

Your occasional reminder that Trump ran on lowering prices.

The fact that there's now a forum for discussing regional security that does *not* include the US is a dangerous harbinger of possible realignments to come. Disengagement from our alliances will have huge costs for us in the years to come.

The single most important thing that has to happen is criminal, civil, and/or professional consequences (whichever their behavior warrants) for everyone who has participated in the horror show we've been watching for over a year now

My thread on what we already knew about Bondi… from BEFORE she did anything as AG.