“Didn’t I tell you that’s a better story?” latenighter.com/news/tom-dre...

I wonder what sort of gold tchotchkes he got from el-Sisi

REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,

Old enough to remember when the people defending a UFC fighter for making a 'joke' about Michelle Obama at the WH wanted Jimmy Kimmel, a comedian, to be fired for making a joke about melania on his show.

What a classless fuck “MICHELLE OBAMA IS A MAN!”

Sounds kinda breezy there

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BLOW DOWN THE TARP BLOW DOWN THE TARP #kennedycenter

Trump (according to the NYT) has to give the go-ahead for the tarp to come down. It’s gonna be there for a looooong time

I hear banging but I see no one on the scaffold? #kennedycenter

folks, they’re calling the tarp “the white flag of surrender”

*Stefon voice* New York’s hottest club is the Kennedy Center scaffolding live stream

Oh Lordy how true

Only a bollard is brave enough to stop a burning runway car. WE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN. #WorldBollardAssociation 🇮🇳

Scaffolding is going up! Tick tock…. #kennedycenter www.youtube.com/live/icQVE8v...

We all love our national abusive parent, don't we?

I’m obsessed by the animal sanctuary that has set up a dating page for the critters kaleidoscopedesert.com/animals

I hope all those alien children took Roy Neary inside the ship and ate him #CloseEncounters #TCMParty

Every time TCM shows #CloseEncounters I think about this story #TCMParty www.newsfromme.com/pov/col192/

We should all quack at him when he is spotted in the wild

I’ve seen various iterations of #LoveAffair, but none of them had Humphrey Bogart #TCMParty

Oh god I remember when one of the biggest scandals out of the White House was that a dog was a bit bitey

“Ahviation”? #TCMParty #airport

In the words of Nick Nolte’s character in North Dallas Forty, “We’re not the team. We’re the equipment!”

Accelerating my nonsense until the bullshit stops.

Whoaaa

Our hotel room has a typewriter in it for some reason

It's almost Memorial Day. You need to read this to celebrate properly THank you for your attention to this matter.

Kura Total Landscaping

How do you say “fuck off” in Danish? Or in Kalaallisut?

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

Razorbills have the slickest design in the animal kingdom. They look like they were made by Yves Saint Laurent

too much? bsky.app/profile/numb...

Chinese newspaper cartoon (Today... 😂 )

No comparison‼️💙💙💙

Here’s hoping I can VPN my way into watching the BBC Eurovision feed 🤞

the obvious answer is lupita nyong’o

AT LAST! Some good news! www.sfgate.com/bayarea/arti...

Discovering there's a tier below "As Seen on TV"

mood check

Moving Mats Back to Where They Should Be

A flotilla of Flippers

Mira Murati: The board thinks you should be fired out of one cannon into a larger cannon, and then that cannon should be fired towards a crevasse where your corpse will plummet several hundred feet inside a mountain, never to be found Sam Altman: Ok

conveniently those unpopular decision all seem to directly benefit the electoral fortunes of the Republican Party, as was clearly written into the text of the constitution despite the Republican Party not existing at the time