"Star Tours, this is a restricted area. What are you doing here?" -- me to my cat when she follows me into the bathroom

the elder millennial relief of discovering the named places in MUNA's "Eastside Girls" seem to be aperitivo bars and brunch places and not nightclubs

Becoming a Wax Heads hater only because it reminded me the '80s was 40 years ago, stoppppp

how long has owl city been keeping those fireflies captive in that jar

gummi ship bad boo gummi ship

Pasta & side

guys I think Titanium Court is a fae trap

you know what the real data center is. the human mind. thank you,

I'm "dropped my glasses on the dance floor and everyone yelled 'Zoinks, Scoob!'" years old.

Mixing three flavors of chips together and calling it trail mix.

I somehow missed this, ugh.

Once again thinking about all the incredibly talented journalists I know who are out of work, underemployed, or who have left the industry entirely

Bright suns and blue skies! Thanks for nerding out, @digitaldraco.bsky.social 🚀

Slightly diminish a book DM with the Vampire

#NameThatFoodTruck Lumpiano Man

I do, however, work on the *opposite* of killing people with drones, in that I am currently trying to find funding and partners to support my work documenting and fighting back against the horrific rise of targeted small drone attacks on civilians globally (please send me leads!):

Artists, come pretty up my local bart station! Please!

dass my baby

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.

Earthquake???

Interesting that "aspersion" has survived from Johnson's day but not the verb. Also, "To bespatter with censure or calumny" is my new Goal of the Day. Far more punchy than a mere "diss." I will be gleefully, indiscriminately bespattering all the livelong day. 😁

I just bought thotcatalogue.com what do I do

I know not to have even mediocre expectations when it comes to hot grab-and-go at an airport, but I ate three bites of this sensory nightmare and now I got a tummy ache.

Being told "you're so easily offended!" by someone who gets riled up when the cashier says "no problem" instead of "my pleasure."

Watching Fringe for the first time feels like~~ Olivia: we found a pizza that kills you if you only eat the toppings Peter: what kind of jerk does that Nina: lots of people Walter: i'll need drugs to make an anti-cheese. Later on: *Alone, Walter stares in horror at his old cookbook*

"The end of Marine World Africa/U.S.A. in Redwood City, like the beginning, sounded completely made up." Where I pay tribute to the bonkers theme park of our youth, and how its move cemented a Silicon Valley takeover. Gift link for the Peninsula kids 🎁 🐬 🐯 ⬇️ www.sfchronicle.com/totalsf/arti...

Sony's making an animated Bloodborne movie with the production company that was tapped to make the Death Stranding movie. And also, uh, JackSepticEye. h/t @faith.bsky.social who saw this reveal on the ground at CinemaCon 🤩 www.cnet.com/culture/ente...

Guy who thinks everything is the antichrist, reading Watchmen and One Piece for the first time: Getting a lot of antichrist vibes from these

oop I guess I didn't dream that earthquake

@faith.bsky.social <3 @holly.zone

It's Trans Day of Visibility, so we've made our special series about being trans on the internet completely free to read for everyone, forever. www.theverge.com/cs/features/... Here are a few stories from the collection:

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈I dream of the day when the world can become a place where transgender people can live proudly and freely as themselves, and where they can love freely As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful. I love you all today as well♡

post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

my eternal impression of New York is based on one time I ordered a Caesar in a "Canadian-themed" bar in Brooklyn and they didn't know what I was talking about.

"you're so funny" thanks i- *trips on a banana peel, hovering in the air for a split second before falling down a flight stairs, face first into a pie*

SF is specifically the Buford Farmers Market.

Proof Dumpling Specialist is among the elite on Dumpling Row (Taraval) because who can afford SF rent without any sales for a whole month?!

'AM I BAD?' is a grand and cosmic question that is well beyond our scope. fine. here on the ground, the DAY TO DAY effects are that your actions contribute to hurt and suffering in small or large ways, and those who hurt and suffer because of you are allowed to not like you because of it. SORRY BUD.

In addition to being evil, this is a crime in many states www.404media.co/this-company...

There should be a "do not perceive me" option at networking events, because why was I just eating a slice of Costco pizza next to the garbage can in a crowded warehouse when a man in a blazer and leather portfolio looked me in the eye, said "Yum, yum! 😃" and walked away.

munching on carne seca while my cat eats her salmon treat. we are the same ☺️

Evergreen

Mary Fong Lau, the 80 year old woman who killed four people including a baby and a toddler after crashing into a bus stop going 75mph the wrong way down a 25mph street, has been sentenced to probation and will not permanently lose her drivers' license. This is a despicable miscarriage of justice.

If AI has impacted your job or the way you work, share your story at [email protected]. I'll protect your identity as I would any source—stories can be shared anonymously. Next, I'm hoping to hear from healthcare workers: nurses, doctors, therapists, hospital workers, techs, admin, and beyond

yall im so tired and yet all i wanna do is labor for pokèmon

from the archives

she agentic on my quant til i DLSS