Once again, I ask you: how is anyone supposed to work under these conditions?

Wait he makes plans with Mr Bennet to shoot things, and now I feel like this text is going out of its way to stress to me that it is only going to give guns to characters who will use them responsibly. Phooey.

She's starving she's staaaaarving!!

Ok so remember how I wanted to make my sculpted alien spike bracer in real metal? Well @ugoserrano replicated it for me in STEEL. It's perfect! I can't believe I own this and I'm so grateful that I can commission a skilled blacksmith like Ugo to make my dream into real metal armor! Thank you Ugo!

He’s making small talk as a way to redirect her while she’s re-litigating all the lies and half-truths he’s fed her in the last, and she’s still trying to set the record straight while being as polite as possible since they’re related now 😬

Matilda and her little feetsies are so close to escaping containment… if only she had opposable thumbs, the brain cell, and/or the ability to read 😹😻

You might need this little soapstone carving of a whale today… (1200-1600 CE, Chumash culture, California, held at Musée des Beaux Arts, Montreal)

How I dislike the lazy use of liminal, the idea of edge as the only interesting place. For the ghost is at the centre, it's in the suburbs. Its territory is where we live, work and travel. If you want to find a ghost, forget moor edge and lonely lane, try a train station. – #CJosiffe #Ghosts

Just wanted to remind everyone that The Chain Story Project offers #freefiction by a lot of talented writers. Please check it out. Oh, and if you could re-post, that would be a huge help. Sharing is life for projects like this. www.chainstorycore.com

Reposted for ears.

A particular footnote in a Discworld book makes more sense now. At least I’m pretty sure it was a footnote in a Discworld book.

Human no can fly. Too bad.

The coworker who laughs at my mask asked if I knew how to avoid cyclospora, and as I told him about washing hands and produce and cooking properly, I wondered if perhaps what it takes for people to take public health seriously is the threat of explosive diarrhea.

BREAKING NEWS: Small otter thinks it’s a cat, but nobody really minds and everyone has a great time.

Am trying to watch “The Tempest” (2010), and as a Star Wars nerd, I have to say the beginning is taking me right out of the Shakespearean mindset.

Timeline cleanse: You're watching Mei & Kira, two sea otters (Enhydra lutris) at the Toba Aquarium in Japan, help clean the pool area after playtime. The reward is an ice treat. Enrichment activities like this promote mental wellness. Let's talk about the SUCCESS of sea otter conservation.

The HORROR. The human STOLE HIS CAVE. Picked the cave up and TIPPED HIS LITTLE BODY ONTO THE FLOOR. Rude.

Starkid are up! www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBc2...

The founder we should talk more about is Thomas Paine, who will fuck your shit up every time. Here he is in The Rights of Man just ripping into any ideas of "originalism" and that kind of garbage.

Ernie enjoyed his pats today, so much that he drooled all over me. He headbutted me, asked for more pats, and then turned into a puddle of goo.

You can find info on the jewelry / clothing I used with this outfit here: www.instagram.com/p/DaT6vf-mL3...

I missed Whalesong being out? For *eight months*?! Am sad naow! But also, um, book! Yay! *pads off to not sleep*

Your daily affirmation: I'm strong enough, I'm smart enough, and it’s ok if I occasionally warp space and time around me with the gravity of my existence.

"We're shipping so much more code with AI!" "Good, stable code?" "Oh heavens no. No no no. not at all. We couldn't possibly"

Greengage has no whiskers. It turns out, Bluegum is an unapologetic whisker nibbler and now her sister is forced to SUFFER while I laugh at her.

Sososomuch pretty…

Please rethink the account level filters. They are unhelpful. As it happens, I do not want to see explicit photos and images, but I also don't want a whole bunch of other things from those accounts hidden behind warnings when they're not explicit. If I don't want a whole account, I can mute it.

This is intentional. Women are often attracted to competence over and above other qualities (there’s probably some evolutionary thing here but I’m not well-versed so I’ll stop before I do a Dunning–Kruger). Incompetent men find this very unpleasant, because it means they have to Do Some Work…

Probably not perfect, but it’s certainly a vastly better idea.

In norwegian, our word for the Earth implicitly acknowledges the existence of paralell timelines. Welcome to Jord en. (Earth one.)

Am steal.

*Park Ranger Loads the second grizzly into the trebuchet* "You wouldn't think this would work but they're surprisingly sturdy animals" "Yeah the biggest issue is when they come back and bug you for another go"

Toddler update: my husband let her taste his ice cream and she took the ice cream and ran. My husband has tried to bribe her to give it back my replacing it with a biscuit. Anyway now the toddler has an ice cream and a biscuit

If one has a hole between the heart chambers, so that blood can return into circulation without going through the liver, one can get mouth bacteria travelling to the brain. My brother’s extreme headache turned out to be seven areas of infection on the surface of his brain. He survived that.

I am geek! Hear me squee!

This is nice!

I am not pedantic and wierd enough to know how to correctly spell «weird». Yay?

The Lord of the Rings. Gideon the Ninth. The March North.

Artist making awesome cosplay masks! I kinda wanna get one to paint and put on a shelf as a skull. Make people go *even more* WTF!

Reality is under no obligation to contain only the things you understand nor only the things you approve of. Thankfully.

Writing has been independently invented maybe four times in human history. Radiocarbon dating has found evidence that the original inhabitants of Rapa Nui (Easter Island) invented writing independently. buff.ly/PS5nm5j #ShareGoodNewsToo

This is either very relaxing, slightly psychedelic, or possibly both…?

Someone should get this weasel a trampoline. Just in case this can be any better.

Am steal for cry.

The personification of The Stuck.

New neighbor. I shall call her Owlanis Morissette.

This one seems frustrated. Join the club, little one.

The Equoid comes.