Happy to report that despite gentrification, Allston still has its soul (went to a restaurant and the biggest fucking rat I've ever seen in my life was running around inside)

Would you still love me i̶f̶ ̶I̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶m̶ if I was maybe involved in some really sus magic? Tried something new here and had fun with it! #artsky #procreate

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

ok but deadass, olive oil is my dad's hyperfixation. For years, whenever we brought someone over for dinner we'd warn them that he would corner them to talk about olive oil. When we visited Italy we toured whatever the olive oil version of a vineyard is, just for him

*Harrowhark Nonagesimus intensifies*

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

Well, at least Alex Honnold didn't die on live TV, that's a plus

these people never had any intention of battling a tyrannical government, they wanted to be able to accuse minorities at the walmart of shoplifting and then execute them for it

Anyone else thinking about how your MAGA relatives who claim to love you but are really far gone would justify to themselves you being shot and killed by ICE, or is that just me

Panic! At the Grocery Store Ahead Of the Combo Blizzard/Big Pats Game

Would you still love me i̶f̶ ̶I̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶m̶ if I was maybe involved in some really sus magic? Tried something new here and had fun with it! #artsky #procreate

Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."

Thirteen Assassins With Big Naturals

There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy

Look, I'm going to tell you a secret. If you buy an e-book while it's on sale, you never have to read it. If you have $2 to spare & want to help that particular author, you can just chuck the book into the oubliette of your TBR. Every sale helps. The author will never know, but you gave them a gift.

New fear unlocked! 🧵

We all deserve better than this. All of us. Every single person on Earth. Subterranean-level pettiness. A hungry ghost is president.

22, drunk off my ass at 2 am, forgot where I lived bc I had just moved to Boston. I told the cabbie to let me out wherever and I'd just walk, but instead he turned off the meter and drove around with me until we found my apartment

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

The Damon and Affleck thing was fun but this is how you actually pronounce a bunch of Massachusetts towns.

damn what is wrong with me, i am having the hardest time concentrating on work, i lament as i compulsively refresh live feeds of unspeakable horrors

I was keeping an open mind about Dr. Al-Hashimi because I've seen audiences turn really misogynistic about a female character who gets in the way of the flawed but beloved male character too many times, but as soon as the words "AI" left her mouth, she was DEAD to me #ThePitt

This is giving me a much needed endorphin rush youtu.be/I5XR48KLE8I?...

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness (Not sure 'happiness' is the right word, but I would fight a bear for them)

Surreal moment realizing I'm not experiencing anxiety "as if something awful might happen" and am instead experiencing the perfectly normal calm of awful things happening at a regularity and frequency outpacing my ability to worry.

Ok heated rivalry is great but this is what I am playing on a loop now ty x: www.instagram.com/reel/DTbFmjk...

I have just realized that based on the timelines I've established, the protagonist of my current novel and a protagonist of one of my previous novels could feasibly have hooked up in college, and I don't know what to do with this information

Bad news for ICE: you’ve lost the cop-adjacent bros in deep discussion at this Malden Dunkin Donuts, who agree “he shoulda just tazed her”

I will look for you at first light on the fifth day, @mayor.nyc.gov

The shift I feel in myself (and feel in others like me this week) is a grim determination mostly grounded in shame. Shame that I know what my conscience requires of me and have not lived up to it. It’s not that I’ve done nothing, but it’s at the point where I can’t live with myself unless I do more.

the cats!!!!

timeline cleanse SFW

boy, did I

He complained that this person screamed too much as they watched their neighbor get shot point-blank in the face. This actually took my breath away. He really is one of the worst people alive. He is a fucking ghoul.

I just want to see what kind of fucked up ships you guys come up with, which includes the potential for one with a literal (space)ship

Baby Beluga has joined antifa

Maybe I'm just projecting, but Renee Good's final words are really chilling to me. Women have it deeply ingrained in us to always try to manage men's emotions and keep them calm and happy, even seconds before they murder us and call us a fucking bitch.

If I for some reason ever pass And they try to make my wife a roommate Or a shadow in my life Let it be known she was my heart. She was my everything. Not a shadow But the whole sun.

Finally had a chance to watch the finale of the gay hockey show just in time to lose my mind over the new season of the Pitt, if you need me, I'll be unwell

Kyle MacLachlan makes a Twin Peaks themed Bento Box youtu.be/YmI5iG0qakU

I have survived my first swordfighting (ahem, *historical fencing*) class, and it turns out I'm as hopeless at parrying in real life as I am in video games

Does anyone know what's become of ohnotheydidn't? No updates since Jan 1. Did it move somewhere else? #livejournal

I don't care if she didn't follow directions; I don't care if she was disrespectful; I don't care if she was noncompliant; I don't care if she spit in his face, called him ugly, and smacked his mom - "immediate execution by the state" was not warranted; jfc, this isn't complicated.

Highly recommend having a friend in your city who texts you to alert you whenever it is SNOWING so you can be excited about it together ❄️❄️❄️

Oh, this is fun, though I gotta get my numbers up--most of these are from an incredible Boston->LA roadtrip adventure I took with a friend. Genuinely cannot remember if I've been to Michigan. tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....

there was a news editor in brazil who thought news were getting too dire and ppl and decided to create the “good news day”, an annual event dedicated only to good news, and that day was also september 11th 2001. cracks me up everytime i think about it

I am a being of pure jet lag. I exist outside of time. There is only The Fog.

Tested if the cigarette lighter in my mom's car worked...with my thumb