Remember when Apple Maps was first released and everyone absolutely roasted it because it sometimes gave you a bad route? We are now supposed to base our entire economy on an even less reliable and exponentially more expensive technology 😡

billy be spittin don’t think this is tx but close enough for me to ask you to sign the petition to save big bend open.substack.com/pub/clayjak/...

@edzitron.com right now:

@edzitron.com You may be amused to learn that a company called Karis Critical wants to put a 36 MW data center in Naperville IL on the site of a former Lucent Technologies building built in 2000 during Peak Lucent and demolished in 2023. It’s like building a new house on an Indian burial ground 😅

. @heardislandgov.bsky.social Do you approve? 😏

Many people are saying 🧐🫢

A New Year’s meditation by John Green youtu.be/jSrqC_angdc?...

@davidmalki.com Can we make something like this in Bolted!? 😂

@tomdellaringa.bsky.social ICYMI

This you @himmapaan.bsky.social? 😂

It’s Sunday. You got an extra hour to fuck with. I got you: youtu.be/zH2dFXDMwe4

@davidmalki.com Hi David, the gocomics Wondermark page hasn’t updated since the Sept 8 installment of Norbert’s ongoing saga. May I humbly request that you… (wait for it…) check out your stuck elephant? 😄😄😅

This is such a wholesome episode of @scott.hanselman.com’s podcast about the development of Hank Green’s Focus Friend app. Really gets me thinking about how to use my skills and experiences to do something cool and what making my own luck might look like. pca.st/episode/0736...

@aproblemsquared.bsky.social Matt is this in your list of giant things? 😅 (note there are additional giant potatoes farther down the thread 😃) bsky.app/profile/oddt...

@dieworkwear.bsky.social What do you think of this guy’s outfit? (E. J. Antoni, Trump’s selection for the new head of BLS)

@neilsteinberg.bsky.social in case you haven’t already heard about this from a hundred other people:

🚨 Dog-named-Hambone alert for @jessethorn.bsky.social @hodgman.bsky.social !

@toddalcott.bsky.social You’ll be happy to know that following you on Xitter/Bluesky helped me complete Wednesday’s NYT Connections game 😄

I made a silent puppet film about Godzilla vs. Paul Bunyan. (thank you to @iamchubbybunny.bsky.social for Japanese translations and @okaywolf.ink for clanky piano!!)

Drawn 6 years go today. It was rejected and called unfair and alarmist.

🚨 Correct-use-of-begging-the-question alert for @petersagal.bsky.social!

Mathematician has a glorious rant about Trump's tariff formula With New Zealand as a worked example :-D

@hankgreen.bsky.social @dftbarecords.bsky.social I was dismayed to see that my latest DFTBA merch (also the Crash Course coin I bought last year) was shipped in a Uline mailer. Please read this piece about how Uline profits are being used to support anti-democratic causes.

@rubenbolling.bsky.social Relevant to your interests!

California Assembly Speaker Robert Rivas (D-Salinas): "there are currently more kids with measles in Texas than there are transgender athletes in the NCAA. That's the epidemic we should all be worried about."

Probably the single best interview I've ever been part of. Thanks to Rachel Martin and @npr.org for making it happen. www.npr.org/2025/03/27/n... (Personal highlight: my realization mid-interview that all of me is worthy of love, including my mental illness.)

@rubenbolling.bsky.social I know you like a good Pagliacci joke. Not sure if this is one butt here it is anyway

NEW: A searing editorial in the The Kyiv Independent. “It’s time to say it plainly. America’s leadership has switched sides in the war. The American people have not, and they should speak up. “A president just disrespected America in the Oval Office. It wasn’t Zelensky.” @kyivindependent.com

My Kennedys? Dead

My Stones? Rolling My Kennedys? Dead

joshua tree national park

Name your own Gulf! gulfof.mapquest.com?name=Deez+Nuts

The US Senate is a DEI program! www.instagram.com/reel/C_Ra7YN...

The Washington Post refused to run this ad. Sure would be a shame if it went viral.

Plot twist: the “threat” was coming from inside the house—the White House that is

Musk is a “special government employee“ in the same sense that Putin’s Ukraine war is a “special military operation”. Both are out to destroy a country.

Purpose and Butterflies - Artists…”maintain the fabric of the world, and their prayer is in the exercise of their trade.”

People may forget what you did or what you said, but they’ll never forget how you made them feel

Musk’s wealth in 2012: $2 Billion Musk’s wealth in 2024: $447 Billion Bezos’s wealth in 2012: $18 Billion Bezos’s wealth in 2024: $249 Billion Zuckerberg’s wealth in 2012: $44 Billion Zuckerberg’s wealth in 2024: $224 Billion Minimum wage in 2012: $7.25 Minimum wage in 2024: $7.25

@davidmalki.com hi David, FYI the GoComics Wondermark feed is stuck on the Nov 22 strip. (Which, by the way, wtf is going on physically between those two characters anyway? 😅)

have you watched @hodgman.bsky.social in Battle of the Brands yet? www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIdT...

Duck walks into a bar, bartender asks “why the long face?” Duck says “came down with a case of pinkeye”

YES THIS AND ALSO ERIC KIM'S GOCHUJANG CARAMEL COOKIES WHICH ARE INDEED ONE OF THE BEST THINGS ANYBODY HAS EVER TASTED OR MADE

STOP PAYING TO DELETE YOUR TWEETS use this instead: github.com/lucahammer/t... It’s safe, infinitely faster, and oh yeah, FREE. You may have to run it a couple times because of rate limiting but it does in a day what those companies say they need a month to do.