what if we kissed while sinning

not to get too political but look at this

sometimes i wonder if pigeons gossip about us like “look at this bitch walking funny”

Yes, yes your breasts are splendid but what of your timeshare exit strategies?

morning

Moxxie going gremlin mode / godzilla going gremlin mode

common mistake! it's actually spelled Epenstain Files

biting my phone to make sure it's real

List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours without prep: 1. Music 2. Video games (especially Hollow Knight/Silksong, apparently) 3. Terry Pratchett It definitely helps to have a receptive audience :)

the tanning bed is a panini press for cannibals.

Read this in David Attenborough's voice

we have literally just only realised about 2 weeks ago that chewie has a tiny moustache and now I can't stop laughing when I see it and he's definitely taking it personally

Wolverine is a chilling horror story that asks perhaps the most terrifying question of all: what if a Canadian man stopped being polite

Hi. It's been a few months since the One Big Beautiful Bill Act was signed by Donald Trump, and you may have already forgotten what a turd it is. youtu.be/OKwkHof38bY

Every day, I pray for a world where everyone is kind and respectful of each other, regardless of gender. May unreasonable attacks against transgender people end🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 May today be filled with happiness and love for you all🤍

when u see someone else getting a lot of success and admiration and youre feeling envious take a deep breath and remind yourself that there is only so much love and happiness in the world and they are hoarding it

Wednesday groove from the king himself 🎶

new Tony Hawk game but it's just him doing normal stuff like going to the grocery store or waiting in the airport security line

petition to make it legal to feel good

in october a hookup can be rebranded as a bone donor

Anything to get away from a crying child

Kinda want to see if they stuck the landing in Space Mutants VI, but I'd be lying if Look Who's Oinking and Ernest vs the Pope weren't intriguing

I feel inspired

Obviously preferable to help a friend in need, but if we hooked her up to some sort of generator we could probably solve the global energy crisis

- Funky Kong Consoles You After a Messy Divorce - 03:07 ━━━━●───── 10:32 ⇆ㅤ ㅤ◁ㅤ ❚❚ ㅤ▷ ㅤㅤ↻

one thing i dislike about fall is that nobody wants to discuss whether the easter bunny has a cloaca. this is also what i dislike about spring

Once again, Terry Pratchett elegantly describes why certain safeguards should NEVER be removed.

This is my favorite Korn song

talking frankenstein throwing you in the river with sean from @hollywoodhandbook.bsky.social - new ep out now

it's getting kinda bad and i need work, so if you have a project you need sound design and/or music for please hit me up i pay attention to DMs but you can also email [email protected]

It’s cool how everything beautiful lasts forever

Our newest episode just released: S3 Ep. 34 - The Two BB Problem The Screams are seein' double! www.dungeonsanddaddies.com/episodes/s3e34 🎨 by @notanotheralex.bsky.social

♫^*•~_ What a feeeel in my hannd _~•*’♪ But, it’s sooOoOo SssuuUpreeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEMEee In Myy graaAassp theerre Will be nooooothning Eeeeelsssse CrriimMMme, ITS the WAAAayyYyyy I drrraaaAAAAww yoOou _~•*♪♫HOG SSQUEEEEEEEZZERRR!♫♪*•~_

post modern egg

Another Tuesday groove to start your day (depending on your time zone) 🎶

This makes me so happy, hahah

TMNT point and click, April-controlling, mystery-solving game. Would you play it? #screenshotsaturday #gamedev

Dreaming of Fall 🍂 [ #art ]

sneezes are the most dangerous bodily mechanic and i think its crazy we come equipped with them in the base model

‼️ NEW CHIPZEL MUSIC it's my birthday!!! happy my birthday to everyone & happy rapture to all who celebrate can't wait to ascend with you all 🥰 🍻 buy me 1/8th of a pint 🎧LISTEN & 🛍 BUY: chipzelmusic.bandcamp.com/track/shaman

Technically a very early Tuesday groove 🎶 love me some floral punk

Channeling this energy for the week

More stop motion goofing, throwing down some paper and making various motions Sometimes it's just moving the pencil and trying stuff out, doing the thing to figure out the thing

fingers are so weird. Like what them lil noodles even doin' what a world