I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.

my “AI is over” anecdote is that my wife was hired over the summer to write scripts for a big tech company explaining how to use their AI tools and after many rounds of revisions, the latest notes said “we’re finding a lot of AI fatigue among our users” and to remove all references to AI

The purpose of a system is what it does

BIG Challenges 🐊

Maybe what this is really telling us is that the only job worth automation is CEO

I don't know how it happened (because I was asleep) but I think I popped some stitches???

What is this Scooby Doo shit

I again suggest that the world shut down between Thanksgiving and the Epiphany. You cover many holidays that way and we all get a rest. Essential workers make double pay and we have lots of feasts. Neighborhoods celebrate together and we bring back wassailing and 12 days of Xmas. Elect me president.

nora gonna debut at AEW blood and guts 14 years from now and we will be seated for the continuation of the deathmox legacy

Okay, I think that's enough sentences for one civilisation. Time to shut it down.

Can’t wait for them to keep moving forward with their bs against Mark Kelly only for his defense team to be like “Exhibit A”

This is directly on the northwestern website for student health services.

The healthcare bit is extremely disingenuous. While they did not have a clinic for trans youth and didn't do surgeries, they did provide gender affirming care (HRT) for trans students enrolled at NU. And since that includes 17 and 18 year olds, that means their care will be restricted going forward.

"The agreement places no restrictions on our transgender community." Except whether they can play sports, where they can use the bathroom or locker room, what kind of housing they can live in, and what healthcare they can receive.

My phone has been telling me hourly for two days that there is a winter storm warning, so how cute for it to now tell me "wintery weather is forecasted for your area." Yeah. I KNOW.

Jack White is playing The Sports Song.

Don the Ancient Yuletide Callis.

Dinner for three human adults: Chateaubriand with au poive sauce Green beans or carrots (still deciding loooool) Very complicated celery Victor salad Out guest is making his way very rich mashed potatoes Pumpkin butterscotch custard Apple pie Shrimp cocktail/crudite/charcuterie

Why should the celery soaking in fortified veg stock overnight to be served with pickled mustard seeds need a garlic and caper and anchovie puree? Anyway, we are skipping that step.

It's giving... Thanks. Yuck.

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I just realized… We’re gonna get interference-free DR matches. 😍😍😍 #AEW 🤼‍♂️

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I love when the National Weather Service starts using Gemini for product generation and then names towns that don’t exist

I... I don't know if UMass is gonna get that first/only win...

does he realize he's the modern version of Lions Stafford and Chase is the modern Calvin or not

when its definitely not a hostage situation

Anyway, these surgical tapes can fall off any time now, please.

Few things are more annoying than trying to figure out what to make for dinner the two nights before Thanksgiving.

United Health wants its ‘swagger back’. How? By dropping a million seniors from Medicare Advantage Why? America's largest insurer wants to improve its profit margins, medical costs are skyrocketing because the GOP cut Medicaid and ACA subsidies.

Not the point of course, but if someone suggested reading a poem before dessert at my family's Thanksgiving dinner someone would ask them what the fuck their problem was and then they'd be called "Walt Fuckin' Whitman" every Thanksgiving for the rest of their days. bsky.app/profile/alex...

lol sign worked

From r/TransgenderUK: The BBC is putting together a hit piece against GenderGP.

Trying to not beat myself up for the next month but it's difficult.

Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?

the man is about to get sicker than any human being has ever sicked before

Any time a company feels compelled to say they're "not Enron" that's a sure sign that they are absolutely, positively, 100% Enron.

"The agency also announced plans to relax a rule requiring companies to report all products containing PFAS and has proposed weakening drinking water standards for the chemicals."

I'm making a complicated salad for Thanksgiving that I will have to start working on tomorrow. I hope I am not about to make a terrible mistake.

If you're new to cooking or don't trust yourself to recognize a bad AI recipe, for the love on god, do not just use random recipes from random profiles. Find trustworthy sites and creators (Serious Eats, NYT Cooking, J. Kenji Lopez-Alt, Alton Brown) and search their archives for what you need.

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C2 gonna be fun as always! #AEW 🤼

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I have been in bed for hours meaning to take a nap and instead I've scrolled through thousands of cat photos.

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Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"