God is a woman and it isn't even close

looking to buy a typewriter. serious people only

going to the zoo to cheer on the otters

I see beavers pausing while chewing trees to listen for movements so that the tree doesn't fall on them, I share beavers pausing while chewing trees to listen for movements so that the tree doesn't fall on them. Those are the rules.

Just preemptively pardon the Thanksgiving turkey for the next 250 years

it should be mandatory for all cruise ships to employ at least one weasel

Class in the US is entirely a matter of aesthetics now. Rich suburban kids are “country”. Beard Dudes who look like they love IPAs are “working class.” Teachers who make $32,000 a year but have to dress up sort of nice in JCPenney clothes are “elites“. None of these words mean anything anymore.

Ag secretary confirming 1 in 4 US farmers has no fertilizer secured, American Farm Bureau survey says up to 70% can’t afford enough fertilizer for the season under the spiked costs Honestly shocked this isn’t bigger news. 25% of farms are just not planting at all this season. Farm bankruptcy up 46%

absolute mustelid cultural victory

Chicago Manual of style

Why worry whether a case has merit when you can screw your enemies just with an indictment?

The Trump administration rejected all four women farmers chosen by their peers to represent them in an industry group called the United Soybean Board earlier this year, a rare intervention by the U.S. Department of Agriculture that three of the women suspected was because of their gender.

by my tally we are now spending ~$2B to companies to NOT build more energy infrastructure. in the middle of an energy crisis

Despite creating a billion-dollar franchise - with a new $200M budget Hollywood blockbuster launching in a month - the creator of He-Man's family were unable to afford his dementia and care facility costs, and had to setup a GoFundMe. Mattel gave $5,000.

The most infuriating thing about this is that his entire campaign was him saying “this time I’m going to be so much worse, you fuckers have no idea how shitty I’m gonna be”

Hold on. We the taxpayers are going to pay companies $900 million, which is more than 6x what we spend on wind power R&D, to NOT build wind power at a time when electricity prices are spiking and we need more clean power?

This move by SCOTUS is deeply insulting. The district court gathered a massive amount of evidence in record time, and District Judge Jeffrey Brown wrote a careful 160-page opinion. Now a majority of justices have dispensed with it without even providing a full written opinion.

NEW EXTINCT WOLVES SUBSPECIES ALL TIME RANKINGS 1. MOGOLLON MOUNTAINS WOLF 2. CAVE WOLF 3. FLORIDA BLACK WOLF 4. HOKKAIDO WOLF 5. SICILIAN WOLF

Always exciting to see the Avignon Papacy in the news

I have seen one good example of this plate

It’s time to post one of my favorite memes of the year.

🚨 US military document leaked to shows how the Pentagon is working with private companies to manipulate the information you see about the Iran war www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leaked-doc...

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war. The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints. One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

It’s finally over

ICE is struggling to keep pace with vetting new hires during its historic recruitment push, so it's hiring officers before completing standard checks. The agency fired five people after belatedly finding that they had outstanding warrants for their arrest. www.reuters.com/world/ice-st...

i think its very important for any would-be participants in prediction markets to understand that the people who originally conceived of them ADVOCATED insider trading on the theory (correct, i think) that it would make prediction markets more accurate.

Hell yeah 100% going to Hawaii at Northern Illinois

4 Minnesota guys

Come join us this morning at 10am at Mr. W. S. Sager's house, on this, the 179th anniversary of the Battle of Buena Vista, in Willow Grove. COME SEE IT. 👉 🐖 👈 COME SEE IT.

And they said it was so over for mustelids. It has never been so not over.

Have we tried just whapping them with the 'Constitution' ruler?

Many are saying it is the greatest college nickname and logo upgrade of all time

University of Wisconsin-Madison and University of Michigan-Ann Arbor are two superb public Ivy-equivalents. They also both have mustelid mascots, which is reason enough to apply.

greatest painting in the history of mankind? most likely

yeah, that's pretty good

this is what happened with JD Vance and his mom

Alright but this paint job actually goes really hard.

Pretty amazing that comms person at FBI called my @ms.now colleague @kendilanian-nbc.bsky.social a liar and demand a correction only for Kash to post a photo from the locker room

Freedom of internal movement among the States is no laughing matter. I must object.

ridiculouslyinteresting.com/2019/05/14/w... complete mustelid cultural victory

Service members in the Middle East watching a role 2 hospital ship get redirected to Greenland:

Make Geography Great Again

This is great and I hate being this guy but @projectsaltbox.bsky.social noted this last Friday. projectsaltbox.substack.com/p/nternal-ic...

INBOX: the police chief of Quakertown, Pa., led a group of plainclothes officers to disrupt a peaceful high school student sidewalk protest yesterday. They threw an underage girl to the ground, choked her, and disconnected all calls to the detention center where she and others are currently held.

George Wallace in 1962: "I started off talking about schools and highways and prisons and taxes and I couldn't make them listen. Then I began talking about n**rs and they stomped the floor." Donald Trump in 2023⬇️

does this help