It's a Weiner wonderland out there. Colder than a witch's tit, powdery. Balmy 8 degrees F

Whoo thass thpooky youtube.com/shorts/1z3dK...

This Dame Likes Cheetos And She Munches When She Can

#MusicChallenge #HipHopSaturday Follow the Leader Eric B. & Rakim › #hiphop #vinyl

Ahhh...we have fun on here, especially since you know the alternative would be...maybe less fun

Me be good boi yesterday. Only 1 pain pill. 👍

Long Dork Night Of The Suck

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you older

Something about that toad Bovino makes me think if things had been a little different he'd be one of the dumbfucks involved in the Malheur Standoff.

For some reason I've been thinking of Saturday Afternoon movies. One of the channels had them and it was hosted by a window and siding company, and some good ol boy who was a country radio star millions of years ago. 🤔

For the love of God please stop giving Nazi's the microphone. Jesus Wept.

#Rock&MetalFriday #MusicChallenge Failure - Stuck on You youtu.be/MXvthgkZ2yQ

Cutting my finger nails over the keyboard so the little guys inside it will have weapons to fight each other.

I draw the line at crooked rulers...

BRAINS?! 💚

Maybe we'll have Polio again by the summer. In time to open the pools, ya see...wouldn't that be fun.

the scripture

I'm Saving All My Lunch For Spew

Where the fuck does football come up with people with such weird ass names? Hoochpossum Wheeltoter, Campho Phenique...good God.

"Fruit" Substance of the Gods

Who wants to play a game?

The Farts are coming from inside the Bowels.

Making smoolish mooshballs and mashed taters. Cold weather munchin'

Ugh. Colin Jost. Plank with a smirk.

millionaire playboy looking to the night sky and coming up with a flimsy excuse to ditch his date because the city needs him, flipping his costume's enormous prehensile tail out of the back of his pants as he ducks into a convenient alley

Not me going: Oh, look at those little tee tobbler babies! At every kitty and puppy pic. 🐱🐶

Pink Bony Nub I'm Gonna Get Ya With My Pink Bony Nub (still makes me laugh)

Delroy Lindo. King of the Daddies. Followed by Dennis Haysbert. You know they would be tough AND tender. 😆

Youtube music dinks have those "First Time Hearing" vids and almost everyone one of them I think: I would have kept that shit to myself, not alerted millions of people on how far you are up your own ass... 😆

youtu.be/mlLwFwZ2X4A?... #BlueBeats 🎹✨🎤 @shellieh.bsky.social @hubbubbub.bsky.social @sheilaharris.bsky.social @wandernotstray.bsky.social @sandywolf.bsky.social @bettyl.bsky.social @chltgirl.bsky.social @quodnomenmihiest.bsky.social @paulette7.bsky.social @alexahawaii.bsky.social

Official video for 1980 song "Sueperman's Big Sister" by Ian Dury & the Blockheads. Written by Dury & Wilko Johnson. "Superman" deliberately misspelled to avoid a lawsuit from D.C. Comics. Opening cut from Dury's third album, Laughter. m.youtube.com/watch?v=ITuR...

They should make giant churu treats that are like 6 inches across and 2 feet long and let me feed them to this tiger.

The Riders On the Bus Clench Their Butts With A Madman Behind The Wheel

Think I semi-poisoned myself earlier with the scads of Antibiotics I've been having to take.

Let him have Buffalo