It’s absolutely bonkers how often they set him up with a complete softball and he’s like, “Yeah, the thing is, I don’t care about other people. Like, at all. LOL.’

Oh yeah no the Tusk Men are HUGE jobbers

Chicago! Come to my three hour class on the best bits of all time at Lincoln Lodge. This Sunday! www.eventbrite.com/e/great-bits...

New piece in @vulture.com about Chris Fleming www.vulture.com/article/chri...

Rereading Flash Gordon by @danschkade.bsky.social from the start and I am yet again struck by the perfection of the comic strip form, the combination of art, color and text. The dialogue is flawless. Here is the first strip, bookmark and read later. Trust me. comicskingdom.com/flash-gordon...

If you’re having trouble telling them apart, Geese sounds like the members of the Strokes were drafted into Pavement against their will, and Goose sounds like 4 CPAs were hired to form a jam band sponsored by Whole Foods.

WEDNESDAY EVENING BONUS: My designs for the dragonman uniforms. At first I played around with a more 70s American GI look (green clothes and gear, etc) but that almost immediately turned into Rogue Trooper, so I pivoted into the dark fantasy Kira vibe instead. It's where they're from, after all.

New Piece in @vulture.com on Laurie Kilmartin www.vulture.com/article/laur...

This is my favorite comic strip of the last several years. Do yourself a favor & get onboard!

Alright Pitt O'Clock, shut da fuck up

Watch me tonight on CBS after Colbert on Comics Unleashed!

Whole Mar-a-Lago set up and ambience is so desperately dated, and trying to resurrect the cocaine 70s/80s. A scream of petulance as these rich boomers claw at the lives they lost decades ago.

New piece on @marcmaron.bsky.social on @vulture.com www.vulture.com/article/marc...

New piece on @marcmaron.bsky.social on @vulture.com www.vulture.com/article/marc...

This one goes out to all you Nebraska soybean farmers out there

OpenAI admits that you will NEVER be able to trust their product. But let’s stick it into everything anyway,

Remember, Christians, The Rapture is not in the Bible. It’s a concept from New York City and It dates back only to 1998, when Mattie Safer and Luke Jenner formed a dance/punk band and became popular during the “electro” craze with songs like “No Sex For Ben” youtu.be/m0CAJqCT5ds?...

this exists it is called thinking

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

Fine. I’ll call you “Deacon Blues”

(Jerry Lewis voice): GROYPERS

i think anyone saying he practiced politics the right way or that we should continue his work should first have to read out loud his last days worth of posts to someone they love who doesnt know who he is

Oh wow. He's coming for the NRA.

young guns: meet the coaches under 80 who are shaking up acc football

RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC

www.billboard.com/music/rock/o... What more do you want, @rockhall ? They sold out and crushed Soldier Field with wall to wall bangers and made 60k Americans sing along with a B side. Put em in now.

Small Town MAGAs hate cities not because of “crime” but because cities take all their sons and daughters the moment they graduate from college - just like if they had to send them off to get eaten by the Minotaur. Becuase of its opportunities, the city is the rural child-gobbler they can’t defeat.

Referring to a mediocre breakfast restaurant as your culture and heritage is one of the whitest things I've ever read.

There's an off-the-record clause for convicted sex offenders?

My “my pedophilia alibi is herself a pedophile” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.

1/5 @marcmaron.bsky.social is uniquely qualified to criticize the righty bro-medians becuase he’s done the one thing the Roganverse comics respect - not get a show or act in movies or make Netflix and HBO Specials - it’s to…

This is one of the best pulp crime fighter style comics I’ve ever read and it’s a pretty cool alternate history story too. Read it now for free on webtoona and then pick up the book. And if you’re not reading his Edgar Rice Burroughs meets Raymond Chandler take on Flash Gordon you’re missing out

Ever be like, “huh. Interesting that this African Lyft driver is into pop punk. I wonder… oh wait fuck this is actually weird Jesus music don’t talk to him don’t talk to him

I have a VERY exciting disclosure to make:

Well, since they can't, what's your fucking point?

I see you, Flash Gordon.

see F1 in the theater while it’s still there. Like you need to see aging Rock Stars in a stadium while they’ve still got it, you should see Brad Pitt “movie star” it up like no one’s fucking business while we still can and before he ages into boring swagger-less President and Head Coach roles.

[any random space bullshit happens] Hari Seldon: aha, my plan

If it’s noon on a Saturday that means it’s Road Comics Go To The Movies By Themselves in Random Cities O’Clock! What are you all seeing?

I know celebrities usually die in 3s and not 4s, but remember Jazz guys love weird time signatures.

help me convince my four year old that he cannot cut through a rock with a table knife no matter how long he saws at it nor would any other knife we own or could buy cut through the rock nor would “construction men” let us borrow their jackhammer or cement saw “just for a little” to cut the rock

The unitary executive can set the curriculum at Harvard, order the owners to change the names of professional sports teams, throw his enemies in prison, close a Cabinet-level Department, but he is powerless to ask the sycophants he put in place in the FBI and DOJ to release the Epstein files.

“Superman is too woke!” Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:

"I tweaked Grok to be more like me and now it's all hitlery" WAS on my bingo card, actually.

One example of why I unironically love YouTube is you'll have these videos of Alan Moore giving really interesting, thoughtful, conversational mini-lectures about writing and all the titles are like "Alan Moore teaches YOU how to stop writing like a BROKE BITCH"

See me this summer, IL July 17-18 @ The Lincoln Lodge, Chicago July 25-26 @jukeboxcomedy August 22-23 @thecomedyplex New stuff as I get ready for Album 4!

@danschkade.bsky.social is this right? Alex Raymond is the godfather of superhero comics because Flash Gordon pioneered both having muscular people fight in extreme poses (and many of the exact poses) and dressing characters in skin tight colorful costumes with trunks, capes, and chest symbols?