wood wizard
@hermanmiller.bsky.social
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🛠️they/them🛠️ (sasha) chicago resident, color theory knower
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a table top i made out of random offcuts at the lumber yard and framed with dark walnut, it felt sort of like making a puzzle
over 1 year ago
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marissa walmart dog
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claude, milk this guys prostate for me please. thanks claude
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we should be selectively breeding cats to make them larger
2 days ago
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really unfair that there aren't dog sized domestic cats
2 days ago
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first time baking and i made cinnamon rolls but they taste really doughy and i feel like the dough didn't rise enough or something ? what do you mean i didn't nail it on the first try
3 days ago
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i need to start making my own coffee at home but i hate brewing a cup every morning so maybe i should make cold brew ?
3 days ago
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cigarette that cleans your lungs and makes your peanits hard
3 days ago
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all the tech they're inventing right now is annoying and evil when all of the country's resources should be directed towards inventing a kind of smoking that's good for you
3 days ago
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a horse
3 days ago
vinegar fact: it's the only acid that when concentrated to the point where it has no water it's referred to as "glacial acetic acid"
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i commissioned an artist to make my sister a custom littlest pet shop toy that's made to look like her dog and i'm so excited to see the finished product
3 days ago
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check it out!! This Guy can make so many Browns you won't believe it <3
5 days ago
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stone tops are some of the sexiest people alive tbh
6 days ago
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happy 420 i just smoked weed and ate delicious food all day
6 days ago
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donna summer kind of morning i can't wait to get Wrecked at work lol
9 days ago
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chicagoooooooooooooo
9 days ago
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yearning really embarrassingly hard right now tbh
10 days ago
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11 days ago
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ash s. (LOOKING FOR WORK!!)
12 days ago
monke🍌
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some day i will be able to use the router table without feeling like im in mortal peril
14 days ago
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a horse
14 days ago
my biggest weakness as an employee? probably that i don't wear pants at the office. that i let my dick and also my balls hang out just all the time.
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humans are just supposed to be connecting with each other and making shit and the rest doesn't matter
15 days ago
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went to go make bookends at the shopand then i met someone trying to make a new instrument and he made me dinner and we hung out all night
15 days ago
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one trillion to sasha
16 days ago
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everyone should give me one million dollars for my birthday
16 days ago
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i don't like the lime cucumber gatorlyte it tastes like i'm drinking the idea of a salad
17 days ago
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balenciaga mcdonalds
18 days ago
doing research before i form my opinion ever heard of it?
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taking my lumber on the bus like a fucking alpha
18 days ago
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remei q
19 days ago
president xi i mean they
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transcendent movie experience watching barbie fairytopia tbh
19 days ago
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the bus is so cool! it takes you from one place to another
19 days ago
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my bus driver is hot this might be the first time this has happened to me
19 days ago
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i used to eat beyond burgers when i was vegan and i thought they tasted like the meat of some beautiful fantasy creature in a good way. it also made me poop big time but idc i would eat one right now.
19 days ago
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there is a chip in my brain!!!!
19 days ago
heart breaking a cheeseburger was born this morning without its wrapper to keep it warm
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free the horse
19 days ago
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20 days ago
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i know i look like my cat, she came out of my womb
20 days ago
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tool authorization complete, wood ordered, long drink in hand
21 days ago
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is it gauche to send nudes on easter
21 days ago
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cleaned my whole apartment, did laundry, made blueberry sheet pancakes with the extra pancake mix i had and now i have to go prove to a bunch of woodworkers that i wont use their table saw to cut my own finger off
21 days ago
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into whatever this is
22 days ago
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there is a chip in my brain!!!!
23 days ago
cigarettes should kill you after one hit like a bee dying after a single perfect sting
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walking around in the rain and smoking with ur friend :))
23 days ago
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can you get workers comp for having glass bones and paper skin
24 days ago
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Cory of House Pants
2 months ago
The GOAT Moon Tweet
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someone just told me to find some bisexual spaces... zumies?? movie theatre bar??? what are we talking about rn
24 days ago
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little lamb
24 days ago
If you’re pure of heart you can hold in your poop until it disappears
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Tressie McMillan Cottom
24 days ago
Someone sent me this.
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Disco Elysium Quotes
25 days ago
YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)
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the middle gender: baristas
25 days ago
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wargen
27 days ago
they are adding a sixth stage to grief called monkey mode
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furiosa is like if fury road was shinier and lacked any fun character interactions
26 days ago
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