wood wizard
@hermanmiller.bsky.social
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🛠️they/them🛠️ (sasha) chicago resident, color theory knower
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a table top i made out of random offcuts at the lumber yard and framed with dark walnut, it felt sort of like making a puzzle
about 1 year ago
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life is a foot in my ass
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rip michael parenti, you taught me so much 🩷
about 5 hours ago
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i realized out i can turn my furniture sketches into stickers and then put them in environments to see what they would like :-) having a lot of fun with this right now
about 6 hours ago
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the energy i'm bringing to 2026
about 7 hours ago
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today i'm him
1 day ago
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cruising at the finnish cultural center
1 day ago
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i can't digest quinoa i'm sorry
1 day ago
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so sweaty in the sauna... the air is soup and i am part of the soup
2 days ago
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dad just called my cat brilliant and it made me proud lmfao
2 days ago
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why does he look like he lived so long he started decomposing while he's alive
2 days ago
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thinking about when i tried to break in some shoes way too small for me and walked all the way to andersonville from my apartment until my feet hurt so bad i had to take my shoes off and then i walked into alamo shoes with bloody ankles and bought the cheapest pair of slides i could find
3 days ago
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balenciaga mcdonalds
3 days ago
down low babe. no lower.... lower babe.... ugh too slow
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taylor🫧 #releasetheswarm
4 days ago
guys the economy is fucking collapsing we need to get out money out of the banks RIGHT NOW
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my friends text messages are a laboratory for my posts and i wasn't very good at science growing up
4 days ago
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the bird to cat scale like the kinsey scale but owls are in the middle
4 days ago
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thinking about how manufacturers promote the flooding method for wood finishing in order to get you to buy more product and getting angry
9 days ago
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marissa walmart dog
9 days ago
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TYPE I • NORMAL POSITION
14 days ago
smoking that shit that makes me crawl into the radiator and sing
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Spoontaneous
13 days ago
A repost... 'Chopstick Cheater' ~ Wooden spoon crafted from Amboyna wood and bamboo chopsticks.
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Nick Benson
19 days ago
ICE observers in the Twin Cities are in need of dash cams to prevent further intimidation and frivolous claims. Cams are $110, memory cards $35, and ship to us directly via this wish list:
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
If you've been looking for a way to help, we'd sure appreciate it!
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Puff the Magic Hater
17 days ago
I will be speaking at this tonight.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸
21 days ago
palestinians protested for george floyd while being genocided. koreans protested for gaza under the threat of martial law. i promise you we can go harder.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸
21 days ago
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marissa walmart dog
24 days ago
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🎆Auld Lang Sir? 🎇 idfk, is this anything
24 days ago
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elenor
about 1 month ago
vita nova sanctae brigitae is nominated for this ;; so grateful for my little story about messy diy trans teenage saints to be recognized like this, give it a vote if you enjoyed and make sure to read the other nominees too ! :3
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marissa walmart dog
26 days ago
mamdani to be sworn in as mayor at this ruined nether portal with a chest containing 3 obsidian and a fire charge
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ptklein
27 days ago
I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
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if i were spongebob i would've snapped and started beating the hell out of squidward
about 1 month ago
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Kero
about 1 month ago
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you just gotta party like it's 2019
about 2 months ago
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Lake Michigan! Live!
about 2 months ago
Current* conditions near Traverse City, MI:
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getting road head on I-94 rn i'm going 13 mph and fishtailing the whole way
about 2 months ago
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Skip, the Online Raccoon
about 2 months ago
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i love using my sister's shower products when i'm home for the holidays
about 2 months ago
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Shwonky
2 months ago
rizz you up? no, you seem to have already fallen for me. what i'm going to do is rizz you DOWN by acting true to myself and checking if you get creeped out and leave
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olivia
3 months ago
there truly is no depth of depravity too low for a human being to sink. for example, it's possible that, rather than inventing a fantasy whole cloth, alamo drafthouse was created to appeal to a pre-existing market of people who wished to eat a full meal plus drinks in a movie theater environment
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idk why but i credit myself for the popularity of animal crossing new horizons among women between the ages of 19-24
2 months ago
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall
2 months ago
I have found the best pigeon.
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Dusty Ray
2 months ago
sshhrriimmpp. gouache on paper
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Wendy O'Rourke
2 months ago
Rain by David Hockney (1973)
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The Ugly Machine
over 1 year ago
My weapon for pride month is finished. Say hello to Mariposa. I'll post more pics below
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Condé Union
3 months ago
Breaking News: Late last night Conde Nast illegally fired 4 union organizers who asked company execs to explain the downsizing of Teen Vogue and continued layoffs. We’ve filed a grievance.
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jj skolnik
3 months ago
just want to remind everyone again that zohran is the one cis candidate i am aware of that had his platform on trans rights written by trans people. i think that matters
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Prisonculture
3 months ago
Someone give Lex $2 million so they can launch a politics version of Teen Vogue. Do it now. No strings attached.
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asks chatgpt to draft a text for my plug
3 months ago
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i'm feeling sluggish, stupid, lazy, and unconcerned
3 months ago
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The Ugly Machine
3 months ago
guy who thinks all mice grow up into rats
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The Ugly Machine
5 months ago
The name "Alex" comes from the Olde English term "Æolegs" or "All of the Eggs", which means exactly what you think it does
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