life is a foot in my ass

rip michael parenti, you taught me so much 🩷

i realized out i can turn my furniture sketches into stickers and then put them in environments to see what they would like :-) having a lot of fun with this right now

the energy i'm bringing to 2026

today i'm him

cruising at the finnish cultural center

i can't digest quinoa i'm sorry

so sweaty in the sauna... the air is soup and i am part of the soup

dad just called my cat brilliant and it made me proud lmfao

why does he look like he lived so long he started decomposing while he's alive

thinking about when i tried to break in some shoes way too small for me and walked all the way to andersonville from my apartment until my feet hurt so bad i had to take my shoes off and then i walked into alamo shoes with bloody ankles and bought the cheapest pair of slides i could find

down low babe. no lower.... lower babe.... ugh too slow

guys the economy is fucking collapsing we need to get out money out of the banks RIGHT NOW

my friends text messages are a laboratory for my posts and i wasn't very good at science growing up

the bird to cat scale like the kinsey scale but owls are in the middle

thinking about how manufacturers promote the flooding method for wood finishing in order to get you to buy more product and getting angry

smoking that shit that makes me crawl into the radiator and sing

A repost... 'Chopstick Cheater' ~ Wooden spoon crafted from Amboyna wood and bamboo chopsticks.

ICE observers in the Twin Cities are in need of dash cams to prevent further intimidation and frivolous claims. Cams are $110, memory cards $35, and ship to us directly via this wish list: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/... If you've been looking for a way to help, we'd sure appreciate it!

I will be speaking at this tonight.

palestinians protested for george floyd while being genocided. koreans protested for gaza under the threat of martial law. i promise you we can go harder.

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vita nova sanctae brigitae is nominated for this ;; so grateful for my little story about messy diy trans teenage saints to be recognized like this, give it a vote if you enjoyed and make sure to read the other nominees too ! :3

mamdani to be sworn in as mayor at this ruined nether portal with a chest containing 3 obsidian and a fire charge

I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.

if i were spongebob i would've snapped and started beating the hell out of squidward

you just gotta party like it's 2019

Current* conditions near Traverse City, MI:

getting road head on I-94 rn i'm going 13 mph and fishtailing the whole way

i love using my sister's shower products when i'm home for the holidays

rizz you up? no, you seem to have already fallen for me. what i'm going to do is rizz you DOWN by acting true to myself and checking if you get creeped out and leave

there truly is no depth of depravity too low for a human being to sink. for example, it's possible that, rather than inventing a fantasy whole cloth, alamo drafthouse was created to appeal to a pre-existing market of people who wished to eat a full meal plus drinks in a movie theater environment

idk why but i credit myself for the popularity of animal crossing new horizons among women between the ages of 19-24

I have found the best pigeon.

sshhrriimmpp. gouache on paper

Rain by David Hockney (1973)

My weapon for pride month is finished. Say hello to Mariposa. I'll post more pics below

Breaking News: Late last night Conde Nast illegally fired 4 union organizers who asked company execs to explain the downsizing of Teen Vogue and continued layoffs. We’ve filed a grievance.

just want to remind everyone again that zohran is the one cis candidate i am aware of that had his platform on trans rights written by trans people. i think that matters

Someone give Lex $2 million so they can launch a politics version of Teen Vogue. Do it now. No strings attached.

asks chatgpt to draft a text for my plug

i'm feeling sluggish, stupid, lazy, and unconcerned

guy who thinks all mice grow up into rats

The name "Alex" comes from the Olde English term "Æolegs" or "All of the Eggs", which means exactly what you think it does