Dogs are like: “GRANDMA!”❤️ TT: @cute.funny222

I just think we should have a 'one adult, one house' limit to ownership. No businesses may hold domestic real estate. One person, one house. If you are married, well look, there is your investment house between the two of you. But no, you can only own one.

Two kitties

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

My polite and effective way of saying this is this screenshot and a heavy handed but gentle stare at…quite a few of you.

It costs 0$ to Repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale. Here's new patterns for my carbon fiber foldable walking sticks! Each pattern needs to meet their goals so I can make them a reality!! Or I'll have to refund them. Store: Bibipins.com

Mamdani: When I ran for mayor, I said I was going to tax the rich 
Well, today we're taxing the rich...

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Here is an easy solution: Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves. Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled. Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil.

A swampy soak

"You might say that I’m just somebody who’s focused on what’s really important: Not remembering anything but my feelings and being convinced that I am the arbiter of the human experience because I am the only one who continually exists."

"That's AI." As an 8th grade teacher, this is a new insult the kids have been using this year, even on things unrelated to writing. Someone does something stupid, or ridiculous, or cruel: "Ugh, you're AI."

As the father of a middle schooler I have seen the rebellion against AI forming there — even using “that’s AI, bro,” not indicating something is literally AI, but that something is metaphorically so — it’s sus, it’s bullshit, it’s bad weird

"AI is garbage, bro, it gives you wrong answers like half the time and the other half the time makes you stupid." Overheard a middle schooler chastising a fellow student for suggesting they use AI. Whole middle school herd started mocking the AI kid. ...We need to let these kids at the tech bros.

Beautiful day to fill the 100,000th pothole of the year.

motivation

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You know what, I'll use this space to shill a few games as well if that's allowed. 1. Clever Girls Four lesbian dinosaurs must use their distinct abilities to escape not-Jurassic Park in this turn-based strategy game. I think that's enough of a sales pitch. store.steampowered.com/app/2844340/...

FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife

okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless

Vulkarisu are metal.

Best pitch for an unmade movie I've ever heard is Margot Robbie and Elijah Wood starring as a couple honeymooning in Europe when they get mistaken for a pair of world class assassins played by Samara Weaving and Daniel Radcliffe. Hijinx ensue.

You absolutely cannot separate the artist and the art without contributing to the persecution of trans people. Boycott everything Potter.

I’m honored that Tom at @tabletopbookshelf.com asked me to design a poster to commemorate the opening of their new brick and mortar shop in the heart of Milwaukee, where I grew up.

Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?

I’m a hell no on funding for Trump’s illegal, disastrous Iran War.

Free-free rat! Rat did nothing wrong-wrong!

Happy to announce the launch of my first big Draw Steel product, Space Battles! This 68 page supplement includes 4 timescape ancestries, rules for spacefighter combat, and new classic sci-fi solo monsters! #drawsteel jennyredacted.itch.io/space-battles

Not that you give a fuck but here He Is

Choo choo the “if you’re not openly advocating for trans people, I’ll assume your a fascist” train is leaving the station 🚅

Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,, Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

I can’t believe you lefty Luddites hate tech so much that you embrace mRNA vaccines, heat pumps, electric bikes, hybrid work, renewable power (and awesome advancements in storage), space telescopes, and hot/cold running water but reject the planet destroying plagiarism enrich the worst people bots!

Art event going on ^^ One lucky folk will receive a lovely piece of art from me!

Always reposting. Always. youtu.be/E1wYVdL8FsQ?...

Impeach, arrest, and prosecute them all. Anything less is being complicit.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Turns out that my sister's dog IS gonna come live with me. My sister lives on a very busy road, and Sadie is an escape artist. She says that she'd feel way worse about her getting hit by a car than Sadie living with me 10 miles away. Don't know if this is permanent, but I ain't complaining.

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite