can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

my dog when I ask what’s in his mouth

Dog Feels Like He Always Has To Be ‘On’ Around Family theonion.com/dog-fee...

If I were MacKenzie Scott, I would simply start a newspaper based in Washington DC.

Let’s go www.yahoo.com/news/no-amaz...

“This is a show about having so, so many kids, but it’s also a show about being on trial for manslaughter” feels like the ultimate Jack Donaghy reality TV pitch (coming Tuesdays this fall after MILF island)

I am once again thinking about the purest expression of Elon Musk ideology ever documented in the wild

It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side

great idea! let’s focus on the men while my girlfriends spend months (and thousands of dollars) trying to get a single doctor to take their pain seriously

Hard to think about how Dr. Phil could cap off an already humiliating career, but by Jove, he's done it www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Gritty, ty for your service 🫡

you know what else is a calamitous ORTBO? 2025

There are literally not enough journalists employed in the US to cover the bad shit that is happening right now. We are now going to experience the social consequences of a weakened news industry--which are the same as the benefits of a weakened news industry, to those who weakened it.

When a Chinese company I've never heard of releases some good or service that upsets Sam Altman

The SpongeBob broadcast elevates the NFL to high art imo

This is like every NYT oped happening at once

a few years ago, I had the great privilege of working on a once-in-a-lifetime kind of project with a very special team. thrilled to see it in the spotlight again ❤️ cc: @chrisdstedman.bsky.social

me whenever my dog does a big stretch

oh my god, is the cruelty....the point?? holy shit. that changes EVERYTHING,,, thank you so much for telling me, i never could have possibly figured that out

“To want something long you must first pass through the moment” (reader, this man is 41 years old)

this Pizza Hut has everything

@bittersouth.bsky.social Happy to display my newest flag here in SE Georgia

Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food

i wish you all a happy start to the third least productive work week of the calendar year, defeated only by december 23 and december 30. may your email auto-replies be bountiful and your friendly reminders sparse

thanks, i hate it

found this months ago and have been dwelling on its implications ever since

(not getting likes because my posts are bad) there appears to be a massive DDOS attack

Black Star Farmers, a gardening collective, sees gardening as a form of political resistance and a way to build community resilience.

Wild time to be a show about the media ngl

the world is in a bad place but i know that Alex Jones is a shade of red this morning heretofore unknown to science, and that's something

first post had to be this self-portrait (of my soul)