@adrianafigueroa.com *Checks calendar * with joyful exuberance and glee wishing you a very happy birthday Adri!

Did not know there was a scheduled power outage today at 3am. Woke up and it was really hot in my room.

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

The next episode of our Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories let's play is live! Somebody gave Mickey a gun. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNct...

I only make this once a year. It’s my specialty.

I am currently eating this for the first time in my life and OMFG I GET IT NOW. I would fight someone for this bowl. There would be biting.

me: you boy what day is it today? boy: nonces shout out of the window day. me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.

12/25 #scryfallrandom wishes you all a

@kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com The finished Pepperpot! It was a success

you there boy, what bullshit is this

@kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com Pepperpot update! I added a head of crushed garlic, three more cinnamon sticks, heavy salt, more cassareep, two more habanero peppers.

This year for Christmas I am making Pepperpot en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guyanes...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGyW... Time for TRADITION

Big news! I’m working with Wizards of the Coast to share that the Secret Lair Dandân Deck drops in March 2026! Keep an eye on secretlair.wizards.com when March rolls around. Don’t forget!

It boggles my mind that I have been making origami models for over 80% of my life.

We got a new cat tower and Baxter is too big for it but he loves it anyhow.

People are saying I'm wrong and to them I say this: I know damn well which Muppets are having sex, how, how often, and with whom. If you doubt that you don't even know me.

Miss Piggy has never had sex. There are dozens of men who have gone mad with erotic desire, wailing at her feet, turgid of soul and ecstatic of spirit. But she has never had sex. That is her power.

mcelroymerch.com/products/you... I think this is genuinely a smart charming bit of homewares.

I FINALLY FOUND IT. Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW

#DiscOnly I always knew* Claire was musically inclined *I did not know this

Tattoo story: Both clients are taking a break. Me: “Hey dude how’s your arm?” Other guy: “Great man. How’s your ass?” 😂

So here's to Desert Bus for Hope 2025, where we raised over $1,048,000 FOR THE CHILDREN! We've cried, we've crashed, and we will miss you dearly. See you next year for our *20th* Desert Bus! And make sure to keep an eye out on our socials as we prepare for our big anniversary...

Haven't had a chance to post my newest buddy.

I have reached my goal of being able to type a minimum of 100 words per minute!

@onbearfeet.bsky.social “Why would you need Alan Turing’s voice for anything?” Me: “You could use his voice to read his biography. You have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story.”

During dinner @onbearfeet.bsky.social phone fell of her lap. Without missing a beat I said “ Be free! You can no longer cause harm!”

Another banger for the Michael Shannon file: www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...

I gasped!!!

Steadily making progress on this Lego Ferrari Daytona SP3 build.

@dontfuck.men I’m currently looking for work again. So if you see any roles in the US I would appreciate you sending them my way. I primarily focus on web development and cloud architecture.

I know I've used this clip before but I just had to bring it back on account of it being a certain someone's birthday (and a significant one at that).

@kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com Today’s Wordle is extremely you coded.

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moxfield.com/decks/wmhhk7... The first draft of my cube is finished! I’m not currently in a place to buy these cards but I hope that someone else is able to get some joy out of this! To that end I am looking for work so if you need an AWS certified software engineer I’m your guy!

Fellow #MagicTheGathering players! I have taken it upon myself to build my first cube. I have some general archetypes and I would appreciate some community feedback. WU: Control WB: Reanimator WR: Cycling WG: ??? UB: Surveil UR: Spells UG: Lands BG: Self-Mill BR: Madness Aggro RG: Storm

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

You-Knighted Healthcare can eat sand.

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The Portland frog made its way to California telling you to vote yes on Prop 50.

@protonjon.bsky.social I finally got the opportunity to watch UHF and had an uproariously good time. Favorite bits: Conan the Librarian Rambo How to make plutonium from household items

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