Re: Epstein’s emails

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Hey actually less drawings please. No one should make drawings about anything ever again actually.

Resources to help people?: zero, none, its bad to help people actually, austerity, tough love. Resources to punish people: infinite, unlimited, joyously bloodthirsty, snuff films on every corner.

If my orientation is correct, thats the Lincolns Bedroom/Sitting room?

Ive gotten 2 mailers to vote against California redistricting and 0 in support of it. Dems, get it togetherrrrrrr.

The Progress of Love: Love Letters, by Jean-Honoré Fragonard, 1771-72

The Progress of Love: The Lover Crowned, by Jean-Honoré Fragonard, 1771-72, 📸 by 🔐

Pretty sure a lot of people burn a flag if it touches the ground thinking its proper etiquette so, I anticipate many flag-relatated moral crises for them.

The 👏 people 👏want 👏 joy👏 and 👏 whimsy

"I dislike Biden because [thing Trump did], and I miss Trump because [thing Biden did]. I voted for Trump again because I want [thing Harris promised], but I hope Trump doesn't do [core Trump campaign promise]."

Its giving

And polling places will get bomb threats and need to be shut down like Atlanta, and polls wont stay open late, and counting will stop at midnight whether or not a state is finished counting, and legitimate IDs will be deemed "fake", and voter rolls will be purged and and and

Orchid is from the greek word orkhis which means testicle.

Hyenas are cats not dogs. (Barely but still)

Cassandra: an award wouldnt hurt tho...😒

someone is making scrapbook pages and hanging them up on fences

Our President is last year's jack o lantern apparently. I thought I tossed it but I guess it escaped.

I think this is It, especially how we know Trump values optics over substance in the past. We didnt fall for it before, why start now?

😭😭😭

Twilight, obviously

Okay I need some Dems to step TF up or Im going to have to vote for Newsome for president and I dont wanna. 😭

And what is her job exactly her boss is dead

just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares

My goto is to ask LLMs how many states have R in their name. They always fail. GPT 5 included Indiana, Illinois, and Texas in its list. It then asked me if I wanted an alphabetical highlighted map. Sure, why not.

Love is in the Bin (formerly Girl with Balloon, 2006), by Banksy, 2018, 📸 by @DougKyed

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

Jesus christ

Not to focus on the least important thing but: 200 million for a ballroom sounds stupid expensive. Aaron Spellings whole estate sold for 120 mil a few years ago. And 90,000 sq ft??? The East Room is pretty close to the fence, will it even fit??? Bah

And then I was like, Roald— make the peach GIANT. No one gives a shit about a normal ass peach

Its wild to be watching things happen in real time (debated even!) that will warrant some national apology or memorial in a few decades. And what will they say? We didn't know? We knew and did it anyway? Im insulted on their behalf already.

Shes going to give them enough info on other people as red meat for the base, and then she'll get a pardon. It can't *just* be her absolving Trump.

I obviously know Ghislain Maxwell has every incentive to lie but honestly, if I was the only one to go down for all that, Id start pointing fingers too. Ofc, the Maine Guy to blame can also give you a pardon so what are we even doing

Restaurant owner here, we hate when this happens.

Real question: even if Bondi and Patel had scruples (ahem) could they actually do anything? I thought we've established that Presidents can't be indicted while in office?

Well shit. How desperate are we for competent messengers that hes the first to do this?

Apollo 11 should be a national holiday, change my mind. 😌

I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles

there are so many great things about generative AI! here are some of my favorites <3

Watched Trump yapping today and was like "is the fire place getting even more gold?" Yes. Creeping gold everwhere, even his tie. The ugly ass mantle has more than just a few weeks ago. Hideous.

The thing that some folks willingly misunderstand about Superman is that he’s a firefighter, not a cop. For him, the legalities are somebody else’s problem and he sees his job as simply helping as many people as he can. Obviously you can deep dive on that, but fundamentally: firefighter, not cop.

I’ve always heard people say Superman (the guy) is boring because he’s just good, and I think people severely underestimate how rare it is to genuinely be a good person in every scenario and how easy and wildly encouraged it is not to.

We all have the stink now and it very much infuriates me.

Well, theres a non zero chance a lot of the ice budget gets embezzeled and goes to phony contracts for prisons that never get built. Ill consider that a win. 🫠

Oh please please PLEASE, do not let the horror that is AI destroy the art of the courtroom sketch.

The question of our times is: Are they really going to feed immigrants to alligators? Its so absurd and yet they are cartoonishly cruel. The fact that I'm not 100% sure they arent just being callous and juvenile is an indictment in itself.

I laughed so hard I dropped my phone into the abyss under the ottoman

CONTEXT: I wrote/drew this in 2020. Lol. Happy New Year!

The drain the swamp people suddenly very big on swamps