We already debunked this horseshit

I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.

A unicorn, or a rhino? #DogsOfBluesky

Entire Trump Gaza Plan just QR code linking to Nobel Peace Prize nomination site

A fascinating read.

A life update: this wound up paying off. I'm still applying to several jobs that are hopefully careers, but I've got my survival needs covered by a job at the airport that I'm apparently pretty good at. And instead of being in an office alone, which was driving me mad, I see 20k people a day.

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends tech weirdo: and shitheads np: no just my friends tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender? np: we just want to hang out and goof around tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then np: no shitheads tw: not following

Me: *thinking to myself after someone wrongs me* You made an inconsequential and powerless enemy today my friend

as always, the most accurate summation of modern politics ever created

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Your Monday Morning Zen.

Delighted that Cory is having a moment with "Enshittification," because it's an accurate word for what's happening in tech and he's the right person to describe it. (Gift link) www.nytimes.com/2025/10/05/b...

Israel reports they have found “missing” Greta Thunberg safe and invited her for fun, mandatory sleepover

Six weeks ago, I picked up a year-old tawny owl with a broken leg off the main road near our home and dropped him off at our nearest vet. After a few days, I received one of the most bizarre phone calls I’ve ever had, asking “So when are you coming to pick up your owl?” 🧵

Great breakfast! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😊😊😊😊😊😊 #bluesky #animals #wildlife #nature

i look like i'm taking notes in this meeting but really i'm writing this

Microsoft just made it easier than ever to stop putting up with Microsoft aftermath.site/microsoft-xb...

Sliding into ur timeline with that cuteness! 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 #dog #dogday #bluesky #animals #wildlife

squirrel: hey can i get that acorn in your yard dog: no can do amigo squirrel: why dog: i don’t know but i need you to understand that i have a massive problem with it

Given the millions who will die because Trump and Musk destroyed USAID, listening to this story about Jimmy Carter just trying to do good with the life he'd been afforded hits hard. Can't find the audio link yet.

😡

Okay, you’ve got the picture, Dad… now, can you please take this off my head? #DogsOfBluesky

an extraordinary person with an extraordinary legacy who nevertheless didn’t take herself too seriously when Gary Larson published this cartoon, she was in Africa and her institute was horribly offended and drafted a complaint the whole thing was defused when she returned - she found it funny

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

Jared Kushner surprised $55 Billion Electronic Arts buyout does not include $10 Billion dollar DLC

This is amazing: @ladwp.com, the Los Angeles utility, has launched a program that will install solar+battery systems on qualifying low-to-moderate-income households, *for free*. Yes: free. If you know someone eligible, tell them to apply!

David Cross folks.

ICE attempted and failed to disappear a food delivery guy. It needed to be scored.

You've got to be f*cking kidding me; pay extra for a seat that reclines?? That means that there's not enough room for a taller passenger anymore... I'm soglad I'm not travelling for work anymore www.cbc.ca/player/play/...

The truly perfect business model doesn’t exi-

Got my performance review.

Gift 🎁 link

I am in this post and I don't like it

Morning walk

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

Dave the penguin was like... Nope! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #bluesky #nature #animals

Coffee is forcing people to confront the realities of tariffs like nothing else can.

It’s an example of what Chinese officials decry as “disorderly” competition – and it extends beyond the EV sector to other Chinese industries like solar panels, e-commerce and food delivery.

This only happens to you once