My husband just now, "ACAB includes the cop whose dick is in my mouth"

Animaniacs please do something

I'm glad I'm not going home for the holidays because my parents would just show me a bunch of Randy Rainbow videos

Wordle without the words! Playing this with my students My Froot Salad: 🟥🟥🟥🟥➡️⬅️🟥⬅️ ➡️➡️⬅️⬅️🟥➡️⬅️⬅️ ➡️⬅️🟩➡️⬅️➡️➡️⬅️ 🟩➡️🟩🟩🟩⬅️🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Play Now: frootsalad.com

Double snow day bitchessss ❄️🎉

QT with your top 10 artist list, I wanna see something

Pussy Palace by Lily Allen is so fucking beautiful like

Tidal has its own wrapped (and better audio quality and higher artist pay per stream)

Realized my students hate snow days because they'd rather be at school than at home, and wow

Anyone saying people fake to get accommodations has clearly never been in a kid's IEP meeting

i wrote for flaming hydra about my sober-addict relationship to all the drug use in The Last Waltz flaminghydra.com/issue-454/#t...

no, Hillary, the very REAL videos I saw of murdered children all over various forms of social media were enough thanks

Taylor Swift still hasn't said anything about her music being used in ICE videos.

Blessed to have a career with built-in vacations...and moving to a city prone to snow days doesn't hurt either 🤞🏻for Wednesday

Trump reminds me of L. Ron Hubbard, especially near the end of his life. It's kind of nuts.

Mr. Bean would be so withholding, unforgiving as a dom

Mr. Bean is definitely a top right?

People keep forgetting Biden is guilty of war crimes too, and lied about like, a lot

How long til Don snaps and calls the dead NG ugly or stupid

Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday

Ohh yes

Never seen Trump smile that big before. That dude never laughs.

He keeps patting his arm like his little buddy. Fascinating.

It shows what a talent Mamdani that this meeting feels nothing like a cowardly dem bowing to Trump and kissing the ring. It is apparent he still stood his ground, and that's authenticity

Every day in 2025, the news leaves me angry, overjoyed, surprised, confused, horrified, tickled, saddened, intrigued It's quite a ride

Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism

My husband/producer made a schedule for making my next EP The big green part is my nap He knows me so well ♥️

Trump is being nicer to Mamdani than Democratic leadership was lol

Yep, tomorrow is the day where I get to go confront the scumbag who used tear gas on me, a journalist, while I was trying to do my job at the UCLA attack in 2024. They already gave Eyal Shalom diversion but now I get to give them hell.

a movie so sharp and funny that it basically killed the musical biopic for a decade

Let’s work feverishly together on getting rid of Trump. The momentum is with American people now. Enough of this shit!! The lies, corruption and incompetence are all around us and never ending. 😔

They’re all polyamorous now

It's on Cloudflare so Down Detector is down...

Boarding an international flight out of Boston and CBP officers literally in the gateway face scanning every passenger with their phones. I have never seen this before.

Some of my notifications are crazytown bananapants to me. It’s been over a year since the election, and STILL?? How on earth do they not blame the person who refused to stop committing genocide? What fucking koolaid are they drinking. For reals. This is beyond pathetic team sports bullshit.

Me: I LOVE Robert Pattinson omg Students: what does your husband think? (is he jealous?) Me: (misunderstanding) He loves Robert Pattinson more than me!

Rudy Bridges is younger than the Sitting President of the United States and 29 sitting United States Senators

GRISTLE SQUATTHRUST

Maybe it's Bubba the Love Sponge

Do you think Jack Donaghy would be in the Epstein emails? He did sodomize our former vice president...

“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”

The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.

"I hate listening to people's dreams. It's like flipping through a stack of photos. If I'm not in any of them and nobody's having sex, I just don't care."

The rejection-sensitive dysphoria-to-praise kink pipeline keeps on piping along

It's nuts that a dead dude can have so much power over our country even now

New base level of how we should be treating these people

Rough day to be any sort of survivor of sexual violence. Solidarity to all of you, please be kind to yourselves

I..I…I wish I lived in a universe that let me assume any of this??

"Dems should xyz" But they won't. They never do. So what will WE do?

Donald Trump was practicing child rape the right way. by Ezra Klein