I love listening to men of a certain age … like 75+ reminisce on how beautiful someone was

Pull up on us, and let me know if you need a hug. No extra charge... unless you want @cerromerussell.blacksy.app to squeeze you like a pineapple. DM me for the price list. Otherwise, tix here www.dccomedyloft.com/events/113749

Angel Reese putting in that work!!

WE CELEBRATING YOU ALL DAY!!!!

That's why yall so mean to the women and mad at the men who treat them well. You hurt because your genetics mixed with your lack of hygiene, poor diet and fitness, AND funky personality don't land you the woman you feel entitled to. Your ugliness starts in your marrow, my good clownigga.

The way we Gen X'ers were saying this back then 🤣🤣🤣

At least the man breaking knees give you two Fridays

A woman will look directly at you… knowing she got plenty good money in her pocket And Still take yours

The drunk history we need back ASAP 😂

TL Cleanse 👏🏾🔊

🗣️You take me by the heart.. when you take me by the hand...

Hey @lpizzle.bsky.social 🤣🎄

Smoke said:

"Hey coach, I know you don't do football but you know what it's like to fumble a woman so, close enough, can you give us any insight into what this other coach might've been thinking?"

Jasmine Crockett: “Democrats that believe the only way that you can win is by being soft & sounding like a Republican — That is not true — What people are looking for are people that are tough & are going to fight for them fight for better health care fight for access to jobs fight for education”

YOU lying to them... not us!

I'm calling you your skeet/tweet name... if i met you and you was "Grip Bayless" ... I'm calling you "Grip Bayless" in real life who is Angela ?????

It's true tho. I don't attract the people I'm attracted too. No! I attract white swinger couples who both look like Mitch McConnell

@chaclo.blacksky.app here something you dont have lol x.com/i/status/199...

I would like to also re-emphasize that Jasmine Crocket was a part of the Secret Starts project that was created by SHE WHO SHOULD BE PRESIDENT FYI. KH saw in her THEN what we all see now. Let the record reflect. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

"Hey, i did my best. And we are REALLY close. Now i need your help. Would you be able to come up with a higher down payment, or would you prefer a slight increase in monthly payment?"

That’s it, that’s all.

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

🔥HOPE WALZ: “Oh Don Jr, it is so clear your dad doesn’t love you… my family will always be richer than yours, because we find joy in each other - not tearing other people down. I really hope you get the help you need.”

Walking into #Monday like… I’m tapping out! 😩🤣😎 #Knubia #KarenRebels #GenX #BlackSkyOver40 #MomLife #BlackSkyOver30 #Adulting #Menopause #Politics #LifeStyle #UrbanViewRadio #OfficeLife

The people that see a pretty flower and stop and say..."hey that's a pretty flower" There's your huckleberry

I think there is enough social economy around things and people we don't like... I wanna get to the things that bring us joy

DJ Not Nice here to brighten up your Sunday ❤️

Honestly, my pops was the master of saying terrifying things. Told this dude once that he’d unravel his testicles and hang him with em or some shit like that and it bothered ME enough that I got straight A’s for the rest of the year… Man was super chill but his words would bleed ya quick…

@kirkwong.bsky.social watching your packers and its an all out war lol

Lmaooo

Go watch that special!

Throw a fit on and go play

YALL I thought these white people were the help. Turns out they are guest as well.

I am tired if hearing that BS that Democrats dont address things. Democrats are the ONLY ones who address anything! Ask these people ONE thing that the GOP has addressed in the past 20 years! These people are STUPID, staring at FOX News like a bunch of slow dummies.

Send some of that money you’re not spending at Target over to Solomon and his church to provide grocery gift cards for neighbors in need

you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit

A whole ass queen.

😭😭😭

Still have my Cameo cassette too, my precious!

He don’t know any jokes cause ain’t 💩 funny 😭

Quick & Easy #FoodVibes

❤️❤️❤️ Ok so... For Life is on Hulu (my character debuts in episode 3 amd im in most of the rest of the series) SouthSide is on HBO (im "only" in one episode in season 3.) Block Party (movie) is on Bet+ Night's End (movie) is on Shudder And my stand up special drops early 2026 Thank you for your time

If you were considering going to see Langston Kerman this thursday at the Den, but hadn't yet committed, ima be opening for him. Idk if that makes you buy or not, but i figured you should know.

The thing is… don’t be differently abled around me if you don’t want something cool

Depends on the husband. Bet you wish you remembered to put that seat down when I asked you to huh Shawshank.

I want him to move out 😂Ain’t not more peanut butter in there son 🙄 do you need some alone time?