Ok. Pastor Solomon minifig.. Extra spicy! 🤣

WHERE DID Y'ALL FIND THIS VIDEO OF ME?!?!?!?!?

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So we are trying this The dignity fund… where i take your 🫵🏿 money and wash people’s clothes

This little boy told me and I quote “You look like you got your clothes out the free box in the men’s shelter”

Love how we got the pass 😂😂😂

This has me screaming 😭

1/ So everyone understands what this is: I’ve set out to write the most comprehensive account of the Trump-Epstein Scandal—which extends from 1987 to the present—ever published. Taken in sum, this epic work is PROOF OF DEVILRY—the seventh book in the NYT-bestselling Proof Series.

Virginia people, remember that we have a special election on April 21st to vote YES to redistricting to help the country fight back against the cheating ass Republicans gerrymandering the hell out of the red states.

ICON.

And this is why I tell people 🗣️ APPLY TO EVERY JOB YOU WANT. Sometimes I apply to be a doctor did I go to medical school nope 👇🏾

Posting this every day

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If i was in the boy NBA i would start running some specials and being nice to my fans

Cause the girl nba is nice to their fans Smell better And come with a buffet

“Try a higher thread count” took me the fucc out… cause I am all about some nice sheets.

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DeadA$$ Pool.

MAXIMUM EFFORT!! Just Do It.

“He gotta know how to dress” No he don’t… You looking for someone that spends their free time fantasizing about chivalry and saving the day That’s the one that’s gonna pay off a mortgage

Wash him Feed him Walk him That’s a good man Savannah

Running this one back, since it’s almost time for #MarchMadness 🏀😂

and this is exactly why husky owners always look like everything they've gone through 😫

The moment gas prices increase..

Make sure you got your Dude Wipes or you gonna have to stay tight

DC Folks I'm featuring at the DC Improv this Sunday for Dale Elliott, funny Jamaican comic. 7pm show come see us!

NEW: Believe it or not, it’s that time of year: the Wisconsin Supreme Court election is next month. Liberals have a huge opportunity: if they win, they can lock down the majority of this court thru 2030. That means they’d have it in the next presidential race, a big democracy guardrail. Share:

Six non-consecutive months of job losses. But we had to get rid of Biden because of the economy. Got it. 👍🏻

His granddaughter ahgahahaha

That’s what I’m talking about

Today i retire #MunkLore because idk if i can beat this one

Gone have that car smelling like filet o'fish

@solomonmissouri.bsky.social hey did you see the Marine that got his arm broke yesterday is running for senate here in NC ?

If only folks would call & give some smoke to the majority party...... but nooooooo the Whine Brigade can't do that.

it's this one btw www.theassemblync.com/news/politic...

Nathan Lane and Robin Williams were sooooooo good. Always a fave. ❤️

My favorite part is everybody clearing out to avoid being collateral damage 🤣😭

BREAKING: Credible whistleblower discloses that FBI forensic experts were ordered to stand down from processing the scene where Renee Good was killed, because Kash Patel did not want Good referenced as a “victim” in the warrant.

A clip from the moment Hillary Clinton found out Lauren Boebert took an unauthorized photo of her deposition: 'I'm done!'

google “delroy lindo” to give him his flowers… gave 1740💐s.

They really do become lil fussy kids 🫩😮‍💨 Story time:

Yea, I heard he was in some type of legal dispute with McDonalds over that restaurant. They got the Big Mac, he has the Big Mick. His buns have no seeds. Not the same!

My favorite episode 😂 📺

Well when you put it THAT way.

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