The Cars, Ric Ocasek, Roy Thomas Baker, and J. R. "Bob" Dobbs. @subgenius.bsky.social

Annual leave book writing versus the temptations. Praise "Bob," hail Ganesh. @subgenius.bsky.social

@subgenius.bsky.social Praise Bob y'all

READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS AND WATCH THE TAPES

You’d think after over 5 decades in the alt religion biz that there would have been at least one Satanist that could take a joke by now.

I had a few gag cartoon gigs with local papers, back in the '90s, and happened upon this one recently. Seems like a good one to post with all the Canuck Pride these days. Not great drawing, but I did get "Bob" in there! Thanks for looking! @subgenius.bsky.social #Canada #Canuck #hockey #cartoon

@subgenius.bsky.social Hail Connie

Are you sick and tired of websites that won’t sell you a t-shirt that doesn’t have a swastika on it? Try SubGenius.com, where we have way more t shirts, and none of them have swastikas. Now that’s Freedom of Choice!

“Bob” could still save Ye.

A shimmering example for the rest of us. Bob ain’t “Bob” and if it ain’t “Bob” it’s just ding dang Bob and who gives a dry nut about Bob?

Can your misanthropy save humanity? SubGenius.com

Do you understand that anyone who tells you it’s your bedtime deserves to die? SubGenius.com

Are you an anti-authoritarian fascist? SubGenius.com

Do you dream of being a communist billionaire? SubGenius.com

Are you too racially pure for the Nazis? SubGenius.com

Are you a trans person who still says retard? SubGenius.com

If you’re conflicted over whether you have a civic duty to monitor social media, remember this blessing from the final page of the Book of the SubGenius in 1987.

I wrote about the greatest work of Firesign Theatre fan art and how it led, via the Situationist International, to the Church of the SubGenius. @subgenius.bsky.social @firesigntheatre.bsky.social @ucpress.bsky.social

HOW MUCH MONEY YOU GOT SPACE BITCH?

STOP RIGHT THERE BUCKO

not enough performance art collectives become bands these days 🎶

Someone buy this Uberfemne a membership right now ($49.99 at Subgenius.com send it to her agency)

Subgenies: from Prophet to Profit (and you can too! Only 49.99)

The real cult was all the consenting adult women Ivan Stang porked along the way.

HO HO HO

Exterminate the phonies. Exterminate the Pinks. Exterminate all those who stand in the way of your Slack. Exterminate those that will not accept their own Slack. Baby time is over. This is the time of monsters. This is the time of heroes. Evil Heroes. The good ones blew it.

Slack can be peace. It’s been known to happen. But Slack can be War, and that’s known to happen more. War. War against the Conspiracy. War against the Pinks. Our temporary alliances have taught us to forget, they are still the enemy. They are still the Conspiracy.

@subgenius.bsky.social living in a school voucher state I have thought of a new way to Slack, start J.R. Bob Dobbs Montessori schools, get the state to pay out those sweet vouchers, while having the older kids teach the younger kids the ways of Slack!

@subgenius.bsky.social

Countless lesser neoreligions have fallen along the wayside since the 80s and yet queer kids are paying $49.99 to say slurs for “Bob”! The SubGenius Race HAS prevailed, the SubGenius Race DOES prevail, the SubGenius race WILL ACHIEVE DOMINANCE

Let’s fucking Doo Dah!

Me, earlier. The Doo Dah Parade was a good time.

Get bent goody two shoes. My religion is one of HATE and SLACK

We’re only stupid enough to know “Bob” is a lie because we used to be smart enough to understand that Santa Claus was real

I saw mommy %#%^*+*%% “Bob” Dobbs

I'm thinking of putting together a Discordian (And maybe Subgenius?) starter pack, to make it easier to find the others, especially for late arrivals. I won't add anyone without them saying so, but I need like, 7 volunteers to kick it off. Anyway, if you're interested, #HailEris in the replies

Gay “Bob”

No matter how bad at anything you are “Bob” is worse.

No matter how retarded the times are, “Bob” is more retarded.

Doctrine SubGenius.com

Have SEX with a REAL LIVE GIRL!!! SubGenius.com

Waitaminnut…