I know I shouldn’t judge people on appearance but no way would I let this dude give me relationship advice. #theneverevermets

One thing about being an old punk is that you’ll sometimes end up being friends or at least friendly with the people you absolutely idolized as a kid. (This was about to be a way more name droppy tweet) Anyway celebrating my birthday tonight with a bunch of cool folks.

The closest I ever got to listening to stomp clap music was listening to late 80s to mid 90s Tom Waits.

Slowly seeing everyone share my opinion that SoFi is the worst possible place in LA to see a concert is a small victory. A bigger one would be no artist ever booking a show there again

Funny thing about cheap bronze, e.g. of the kind used to make confederate statues: it really hates tomatoes. The juice from a tomato sets up a chemical reaction that causes cheap bronze to disintegrate. And once started - say, by throwing tomatoes at a statue - the reaction cannot be stopped.

Ok it’s not the worst song ever but when I’m at a CVS waiting for the dude to come to open the glass and that “I’m not gonna WRITE YOU A LONG SONG” song comes on, I want to murdah.

Break an older punks brain by telling them you love the Linda Lindas and Turnstile.

Remembering that the DTLA bartenders once did a bachelor auction to help the homeless. I wonder if I could try to bring that back.

I will beat this record next year.

Any way I implore people to explore outside their LA bubbles. People who don’t go east/west of Vermont, over the hill, E of the 405, S of the 10, etc - the city is huge & gorgeous & every single part has something good to enjoy Except Brentwood. Brentwood can fuck right off.

posted this pic and said Olympic & La Cienega is not where I expected to see a Freddie Gibbs billboard & someone responded that he just did a concert there then realized they were wrong and meant Fairfax & Melrose and that’s like so so wrong even if you “don’t know the westside”

Had a dream that I woke up and found out I sent a bunch of unsolicited nudes to people then I woke up again for real. That weird double wake up fucks ya up. (No nudes actually sent)

“We’re making Highland Park look period accurate for a movie” Oh so how it looked literally ten years ago before people fucked it all up?

I’m judging Gong Show Karaoke at Uncle Ollie’s Penthouse tonight! Sing a song! Win a bong!

I hate this time line so much. Now I gotta RESPECT Brooke Hogan?

“If you’re protesting punk in the park and still going to live nation events, you’re a hypocrite” I’m not protesting. I’m not attending.

I don’t know at what point Gen X started doing this “we drank from the firehose” type content that my mom used to post but it needs to stop. It’s fucking embarrassing.

Every year the Echo Park Rising line up makes me miss the grifter who stole a bunch of money to put on the Sunset Junction Festival but still managed to make a bill that people actually wanted to see.

Doing some minor facebooking for the first time in a long time these last couple weeks and it honestly breaks my heart. (7/25)

Seeing old punk and adult performer friends go MAGA or TERF is such a bummer. (7/25)

Booblulu. Is that anything? (7/25)

Was going to go to bed and then I saw twitter going crazy for South Park. (7/23)

My brain is going to kill me until we play this show. (7/23)

Punk in the Park dude’s statement makes him look like more of a piece of shit than the one I imagined in my head. Get all the way fucked. (7/23)

One of the many reasons Ozzy was so beloved was that he had a really good sense of humor about himself. A lot of metal and punk luminaries don’t have this at all and don’t realize that’ll surely muddy their legacy. (7/23)

Started the process to enroll in TSA precheck because I had my dick grabbed to and from Oakland. (7/21)

I’ve had a sex dream every night in Oakland and last night I had one featuring Kreayshawn. (Please don’t tell her) (7/21)

It’s so nuts I’m friends with so many talented people. (7/18)

Finally finished Virgins and an old friend of mine was the healer who used the rose quartz on the lady. 10/10 (7/18)

I hate this time line so much. Now I gotta LIKE Coldplay? (7/18)

Would anyone know it was ceo dude had he not reacted like he did? I don’t know ceos by face really. (7/18)

Have the song, ”Sit on my face, Stevie Nix”by the Rotters in my head but as “Sit on my Face, Love Hewitt” instead. I’m sorry. (7/16)

You know when you take a sip of the sauce cooking on the stove and go “MM MM MM-MM MM” I just made that sound looking at that video of JLH. (7/15)

I was cross posting to Twitter and blue sky but I kinda forgot the last few weeks. So allow me to catch yall up with my bullshit.

Rodeo has the hottest fashions

Can’t wait to finally watch Superman six months from now on my couch while scrolling on my phone and telling everyone I was underwhelmed.

Do you think the employees at the art deco Panera on Wilshire Blvd have an attitude about it?

Someone buy the Mayan and triple the amount of ladies restrooms.

About once every three months, people get horny for a corporate ass video store that sucked.

Had a dream that I was fucking a ballerina and then she said something like “told you ballerina pussy is tight” Like before we got together I was like “prove it!” Or something??!?

The marketing genius behind getting me to see a superhero movie just because it’ll piss off MAGA chuds.

This show is supernaturally stacked. TONIGHT IN POMONA! We chilling in the middle of a phenomenal rock show

Must they drag every piece of IP out from the grave and reanimate its corpse? Oh fuck yea. King of the Hill.

TONIGHT! WEDNESDAY! I’ll be one of 3 D-List celebrities judging Gong Show Karaoke at Uncle Ollie’s Penthouse. You could win a glass bong! But it’s like lotto - you gotta be IN IT to WIN IT.

Did I mention I no longer have a monthly DJ gig yet? I’m not exactly over it.

Me thinking that the playlist at this Jimmy John’s is good and me no longer having a regular monthly DJ gig are probably somewhat related.

“Ugh 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After is the worst of all of them” *starts season 9*

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