Starting Stranger Things season 5.. maybe this season we’ll finally get that Nancy-Jonathan-Steve poly triad I’ve been hoping for

Wanted: a sidepiece but not for sex, just for company at agility trials

Today’s really been one of those ”worst of both worlds” kinda days

The lasting power of Back to the Hotel by N2 Deep

If Strongbad was from Strongbadia… is Sinbad from Sinbadia?

I’m disappointed that I haven’t seen a SINGLE friend post about Mamdani’s win with “New York’s Alright if you like saxophones” as their background music

I sure wish I was hiking today instead of working

First dates at a churrasceria.. Like, wtf. That is a long term relationship destination if there ever was one. I have anxiety just thinking about trying to pretend to eat “like a lady” when there’s a buffet and they’re bringing the meats out on skewers

I hope someone out there has a cocker spaniel named Jarvis

Gee whoever would have thought that eating half a roasted garlic and shallot pizza wouldn’t treat my 42 year old tum very well

Dang the women’s bathroom line at the Pulp concert is a meme in itself

Need an emotional support dark, cavernous Mexican restaurant

I watched South Park for the first time in like 20 years

Can we finally talk about western states secession? Civil war is here at our front door.

“No matter how bad you smell like pee, I will never not love you” Me to my dog, my cat, and downtown LA

The last day of vacation is always big sad

Texas Bans Consensual Sex theonion.com/texas-b...

I hope someone out there has a beagle named Ed Beagley Junior

I’m envious of my husband, who has been on the same work call for so many hours that I don’t think he’s seen what’s going down in DTLA

My god, do I love listening to a sports game on the radio while I’m high and cooking dinner

Nothing more cringe than someone bragging about how long they’ve been married when they also act like they hate their spouse’s guts

Unpopular opinion: Costco gas is wildly overrated

all right fuck me up, Ken Burns jazz documentary series

Nothing like a bad news work call 10 minutes before you’re about to sign off

I can’t even look at the pictures of my family from the wedding last year, just looking at them makes me sick

Might fuck around and cause a scene at Easter, we’ll see

We can live beside the ocean Leave the fire behind Swim out past the breakers Watch the world die

Katy Perry’s been insufferable for a long fucking time

Damn, what a shame about Val Kilmer

You know what?

Brace yourselves… the Severance non monogamy memes are coming

Happy international women’s day, I am violently ill

I’m having a level 10 productive day. Can’t decide whether to refinish woodwork or make lemon bars. Why not both. Might be in bed by 6pm

Of COURSE the person taking the stinkiest stealth shits in the office bathroom is the hottest girl here

Been a week since I cried about Altadena, guess I was due

Man you can tell someone isn’t from here when they pronounce Alhambra “Allahm-rah”

What I wouldn’t give to drunkenly scream along to some Fifteen songs with a bunch of crusty friends

I love when a very cute person I know starts dating another very cute person I know

I feel like I’m losing it today. Why is everything so fucked up

There should be a mandatory orientation for perimenopause.

A good lay is a small, sweet thing in a time like this

AKC rally, cheaper and more effective than antidepressants

I’m honestly having an extremely tough time with everything politically but I’m going to put makeup on and go out and try not to let them steal my joy (or my fantasies about CA seceding)

If you charge into someone else’s place of employment and loudly shame the boss for being a T***p supporter in front of all the staff, just know you’re doing the lord’s work Even more so if you follow it up with “I’m saying it cuz you guys can’t”

People get all worked up about beans vs no beans in a chili but the real abomination in a chili is corn kernels

I guess the last time when the country went to shit I didn’t have dog agility to focus on, so I’m not doing as bad

Lethal Weapon’s on in the background of the nail salon which is absolutely soothing my hangover right now

Client (worked up) I just got into town and I saw gas prices at SEVEN DOLLARS!!” Me (flat tone) Was it the Chinatown one, or the Olympic one

Grocery stores, if you don’t have egg nog on the shelves yet, you are not allowed to play Christmas music

“Betrayal hurts worse than open hostility”