Smoking weed like the Founding Fathers intended

I feel so stupid cause I’ve always admired Neil Young but never quite completely clicked with him until I realize that his deal is he’s a guy who just loves playing rock and roll music with his friends.

Dr. Steve Brule and Tom Bombadil are basically the same guy

What’s that? Why yes, I am the fellow who scored a cd of the 1987 cast recording of Anything Goes starring Patti LuPone yesterday. That’s right, yes. Yes, the one that’s not all on streaming. Oh please, you’re too kind.

Tubgirl dot pee en gee

I just want to have babies with auto parts store Tina. I want to make her happy I want to make her feel safe. I don’t care how many engines she has in her factory, I just want her for herself.

The thing you have to understand about Breath of the Wild is that it’s Zelda 3

GUESS ILL JUST SEE END OF EVANGELION IN A THEATER AGAIN SURE WHY NOT

I fight the patriarchy by getting hot girls to buy me drinks.

I met a REAL LIVE CLOWN GIRL AND I GOT HER NUMBER

Is their look the butthole from Breakfast of Champions…?

Just listened to John Cage’s 4’33”. Great piece, no notes.

The designed moe Supergirl to make me act the fuck up

Did that even count as a war?

Crazy that Paul McCartney is a couple years older than Donald Trump but seems 25 years younger physically and mentally.

Being with somebody who makes me feel like they actually want to have me around has been a real game changer.

Wake the fuck up, samurai, your tummy hurts

me, sweating, with a gun to my head, forced to name every gender:

“Whoever told you I have enough linens is lying!” -The Marquis De Sade

One stereotype about native women that turns out to be true is that they can’t resist a cute white boy offering them some shiny beads.

Monkberry Moon Delight is a top 5 McCartney

Just get a Mac

If I was a soldier I’d be so pissed if I heard one of these creepy fucks call me a “war fighter” It’s like “content creator” it’s stripping all the gravitas and sense of self and identity you can get from the title out of it. It’s gross.

Politician: The army is broke. They can’t afford uniforms anymore. Unfortunately, soldiers will fight naked from now on *switches to next page of notes* Politician: For 250 years presidents have wanted to coat the Washington Monument with rubies

Has anybody done All Bobbies Are Wankers yet?

Dennis Wilson’s Pacific Ocean Blue clears every Beatles solo album. With ease.

Al Jardine biopic

The simp national anthem youtu.be/bRKMwMHZqos?...

I turned 40 this year and if I don’t finally watch and get really into Master and Commander soon I’m afraid I’ll miss my window.

She Boba on my Fett until I Mandalorian and Grogu

in the night I beep youuuu like I'm r2d2

You’ve heard of hetslop. Now get ready for Homosludge.

Now that Andrew Tate has made heterosexuality gay nobody can give me shit about saying I’m culturally queer.

One thing that gets overlooked about the Beatles is how they provide such a good and rich vector for connecting with people. Are you meeting someone and they like music? Do they like more than ten songs? You probably like it too. That’s an instant and easy connection you can have with most strangers

I want the shit McCartney was smoking when he came up with the Hey Bulldog bassline

youtu.be/9UKQz0brXds?... at a

Don’t waste our time unless somebody actually kills him

Rad

Some Montana

Imagine dicking Björk down so good she goes and writes Cocoon about it.

Am I doing this right?

After the breakup with Lexi I was all ready to start on a middle aged ho phase and then it all got ruined cause the second Lady I met was so fucking good and we lined up so well I had to go all in.

Liberals have the nicest gardens