It’s funny how much the ukulele isn’t a joke to me.

It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again. www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

I’ll never understand why my mom does low G stringing on all her tenor ukuleles. She sent me a beautiful Martin tenor she dint play much and I love it but once again requires intervention because she went low G with a wound string and it’s just madness

Oh Julian, it’s a hungry world

IS THIS THE BEST YOUVE GOT? IS THIS YOUR STRONGEST MACHINE?

Threshold

I fuck with heritage boots and shoes and I feel pretty ok saying that the Made in USA New Balance shoes are made to comparable quality to something like red wing of Allen Edmonds minus resole-ability.

Lots of shoe designs define a silhouette but no shoe company defines a color like New Balance defines gray sneaker.

she wears her heart on her necklace of turquoise skulls, suspends her sternum from earrings, and braids arteries through her coiffure

After 3.5 years my New Balance 990v5s are finally about to get out out to pasture (house slipper). Getting them was a mistake because after I’d tasted the comfort (and crazy durability) of a high end new balance my fancy ass with my gimpy ankle could never go back to lesser sneakers.

Rise and shine strugglers

Charlie Kirk Memorial Labubu

In the distant future, it's gonna be a lot of fun to explore the abandoned data centers.

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As a podcaster I am qualified to head up the FBI, and frankly I’d probably do a better job.

Now do Hasan

I do not understand the popular line that Metal Gear Solid V is narratively weak. The story is told in a much different way than previous games but it’s all there. It’s an encyclopedic game. the audio logs can be listened to during gameplay and detail the whole story the world the contexts etc

Thanks a bunch for getting shot, Charlie Kirk. Now I have to devote extra energy to make sure the exceptional individuals in my comedy podcast discord don’t start fedposting.

Shit’s crazy

Well that’s bad luck

As a victim of homeschooling I think parents should have way less rights when it comes to their children’s education

I blasted this dudes shit on SoundCloud while stocking beer Listen to #HomieVulgaris

I’m just a little cowboy with a piss gold hat

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my room-mates are 20 fruit flies and i hate them. they're always sending me instagram reels that don't make any sense to me. the last one was just that tiktok voice saying "eat da yogurt" over and over

The more princess I feel the more the divine masculine burns inside me.

John Hinkley's music is like "what if Daniel Johnston tried to kill the president?"

Going through english dubs of poorly animated hentai from the 80s & they all sound like this.

brought new meaning to the term “crowd killing” last night

Being Dark Woke means admitting that John Lennon was right to say Woman is the (Gamer) of the World.

None of my other watches have gotten any attention since I got this. It just clicks with me and my style. It’s so pretty and accurate (+ten seconds this week. Crazy) and it’s just great. Just a super great watch.

"The pleasure is ALL MINE." -The Pleasure Thief

There’s something in weed that’s good for you. Not a budtender, couldn’t tell you what

Being Dark Woke means admitting that John Lennon was right to say Woman is the (Gamer) of the World.

I’m sure this current scandal will have grave repercussions

So happy to learn it’s not just me and plenty of people think Adam Ragusa comes off as a real twat sometimes.

The variances of inaccuracy of a mechanical watch feel more like a feature than a bug. It’s Your time, you can be a little “off”. Unless you’re a Japanese train conductor you really don’t need to be accurate to the second. Take your time. It’s not exactly the same as The Conspiracy’s time.

“Did you know the Native Americans used every part of the buffalo? Nothing went to waste. So harmonious with nature. Wow so noble savage” Big fucking whoop. The Irish used every part of the potato but you don’t see anyone glazing my ancestors now do you?

Ray Guyanami

Sometimes I Discover skeets that were not for me

It’s about time

Bitch ass gamers I’m 39’ do you know how many times I’ve heard people say World War 3 is about to break out? I know these people are old enough to have it happen at least three times in their lives. But it’s something you can post about, weakly. When posting is all you have.

MONTANA BABY

Humble me Babaloosa I am your servant

How do I stop being reduced?

I’m gonna