Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad

A lot of you aren’t ready to hear this, but to be anti-fascist is ableist. Far-right people are overwhelmingly neurodivergent (autism and ADHD) and are trying to build a world that doesn’t center their sensory triggers. They’re going about it imperfectly, but their struggle is the same as yours.

That Sabrina Carpenter ad

I think we are overlooking the ad where Sabrina Carpenter made a sex doll of the pringles man.

That handsome Puerto Rican man made us all Mexican tonight.

These exact truck-nuts will go perfect on my new penismobile

america's children deserve a smoother, more refreshing cigarette

Go Hawks, fuck the Patriots for what they did to Raiden in MGS2

Big day for prime number fans.

This is the most expensive looking half time show I’ve be ever seen

That coinbase ad was heartbreaking. Everyone was singing along to the karaoke and then starting hurling swears when the company was revealed

Genuinely impressed with that terrible ad.

I don’t goon. I cum.

Took an oath Gonna stick it out til the end

youngest brothers asked me about berserk and why people make memes about it

I knew Epstein didn’t kill himself but now I’m wondering if anybody did.

You know I’m abiding on my dude shit

My handle may be invalid, but that doesn’t mean my feelings aren’t.

For only $49.99 I will instruct you on the secret teachings of Charlie Kirk

Rent A Center is crazy. Mfs out here subscribing to a coffee table.

we're watching a podcast grift develop in real time between Candace's betrayed Kirk theology and Erika's ecstatic martyr, with a fluid canon of miracles he performed

My homies are powerful, and grow in strength every day. They have solid gold ingots, and can earn the trust of animals effortlessly. They are like the wind.

He said it wasn’t very interesting (shame) but I still think everyone should look at this image

Goonerslop

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is so good it almost makes me wish I hadn’t already read the story first.

ARE THERE NO TRUE KNIGHTS AMONG YOU?

Everyone (self included) whines about the state of Modern Country Music so long that the shit we whine about is old enough to be nostalgia bait, but I decided to give it a fair shake so here’s my thoughts on some of the stuff in the Apple Music Today’s Country list:

The Internet, our home, is beginning to look like an immense pile of filth.

I don’t understand how a civilization as old as China got the bright idea to start the new year in the middle of a month.

As Epstein Brain overtakes you please make sure to remember this: 1. The FBI records everything anyone tells them, regardless of truth or even plausibility. That’s what they do. They have had this policy forever. Some of what they hear is true, and a lot isn’t.

I hate when it’s amateur hour on kook shit.

The IRS has had its budget cut to hell. There’s no way they can audit all of us.

hook me up, i’m weird!!!

I could have told you Moltbook was fake as soon as I saw who was posting about it

It literally feels unreal how evil pedophiles made everything awful

Somewhere out there is now a guy that only dislikes Epstein because of what he did to gaming

let this glass of water be a blessing

hey pedophiles: knock it off!

Midwestern wiggers are allowed to say it.

Native American Tribe Tier List

*guy who didn’t realize what a superstar Catherine O’Hara was until the last decade voice*

Catherine O’Hara?!?! Nooooo

The new Epstein shit is fucking heinous

If you haven’t perfected the Steely Dan head bob by 30 you’re gonna have a rough time in your 40s

my magnum opus, the dryjackers lament, will be left unfinished following my untimely death from complications caused by dryjacking

I’ve listened to pretty much nothing but Knower, Steely Dan and the Protomen since the year began.

I don’t think it’s actually possible to miscast Mandy Patinkin. He’ll always be great in anything you put him in.

I started playing ukulele in 2012 because I had the idea it would be funny to busk all of Donald Fagen’s The Nightfly album on it, but then I started seeing those chords and gave up on that concept & did other uke pursuits, but after all this time I have finally learned a Steely Dan song in full.