I need to ejaculate inside a beautiful woman

laughing manually to build rapport

Where is that Coyote vs Acme movie?

My god I’m so lonely

I wish a lone funman would take the president out. If you are a lone funman with nothing left to lose do it. Take him out today.

Sigmund the Freud

I actually kind of believe the Waffle House guy

The reason Moby Dick is the most American novel ever written is because it is about a violent white man enacting a confusing revenge fantasy against a cheap source of oil.

Have a happy fuckin’ Easter you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell!

He respawned at the bonfire.

Jesus, the Lord, my Christ, rose on this day one million years ago, giving birth to the moon, and forgiving the stranger for his sacrifices

Man…

Broski, this den of iniquity is craven as fuck!

That white boy is up and coming

Is FleshSimulator a goon or former goon by any chance? And if so, was he involved in the infamous “Da Joose” incident?

Manuel Petrition

Rip in piss Pam Bondi

Don’t you get me wrong Don’t you get me wrong Don’t you get me wrong I only wanna know I only wanna know I only wanna know I only want to know…

We already did the Moon thing. We should never go back. Humans should never touch the moon again. I hope they run out of space gas and have to be towed back to earth.

The Sonic movies are made for fans but they still have a story and character development

Dear Mario Fans, Sorry your movies suck. I wish I could say I know how you feel, but as a Sonic fan, that’s simply not something I’ve experienced.

It must have crazy to be a guy in 1975 who really enjoyed the first Rush album who just started listening to Fly By Night

You guys are always yapping about "girl dinner" but if you had any brains you'd be talking about "girl sinner" because women are evil.

i can’t even imagine how batshit the the Mission Accomplished ai video is going to be

Persona 5 is crazy cause my character is banging his teacher and his doctor but the school shrink thinks I’m a guy whose opinions on moral and philosophical matters are worth a shit.

Another Fight Before Again

Good Game Allin

I was talking to a co-worker just a couple weeks ago about how it sucks that a player as cool as Flea is bound to such a lame band, and then the other day he goes ahead and does this and fuck yeah. youtu.be/fNRFKRlGles?...

Are there no true daughters of Uncle Ted left in Montana?

Sonic fans have done nothing to deserve a cast list like this

Markwayne Mullin isn’t a real name come on now.

I haven’t seen anybody say a single nice thing about Moby. And I’m not just talking about during the current kerfuffle.

If a grand piano, or god forbid, an anvil was to be dropped on my head I'd be forced to shout "yah-ha-ha-hooie" - my last words.

“Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent.” -J.R. “Bob” Dobbs

Me and my friends used to play a game called “Shut the fuck up, Sting” where whenever we’d watch a music documentary and Sting inevitably showed up we’d say “Shit the fuck up, Sting” at the tv and I think society should adapt it to “Shut the fuck up, Moby” and extend it outside of rock docs

Are you a Honda? Cause girl you’re Fit.

godslop worshipmoder

A thing about David Lynch is that he’s sexually horny about naked women. A thing he might say if he saw a naked lady is “holy cow”

I’m not even good at this game

I’d respect these manosphere types a bit more if they smoked cigarettes instead of cigars

Rest in Power, Chuck Norris.

Lindy Weet is the Maddox of feminism and the Lowtax of being fat.

Based Afroman

I know bringing Darth Maul back is dumb but I do like how he’s a bad guy who hates the regular bad guys even more than the good guys. It’s a fun dynamic.

One of those kinds of days where I need to go buy toilet paper but I’m afraid of getting too far away from the toilet.

Nixon is the only man who ever telephoned the moon

Martin style 0 from (close as I can currently tell) some time between the 1930s-1956. In remarkably good shape. Some dings, the finish is crackling but the wood is still free of cracks. Fantastic projection and oh my god what a great tone.

G Shock gw5000u is such a dickhead flex