I feel like I see dudes opt for a long hair style out of some perception that it’s low maintenance or something when long hair tends to look kinda ratty and terrible when you don’t properly care for it or give it anything nicer than 5-in-1 shampoo 🙄

How many health woes affect millions upon millions of human lives because people are shitty parents that don’t expose their kids to clean outdoor air, REAL food, or literally any other environment than school, home, or public spaces?

They should make weekends real

O Brother, Where Art Thou? changed the way I say bonafide

Entire American governmental infrastructure better left to the direct command of a vintage Amiga computer at this point.

Ate a mega stuf oreo yesterday and when I woke up I’d done six loads of laundry

I was talking to my friend about how intense Latinos get about flags and how it reminds me a bit of LGBTQ+ flag stuff and he was like "what if there was one Latino flag for everyone" and my brain started playing Kill Bill sirens and I became afraid

This might be a hot take, but if parents are so concerned about what their kids see online, then they should actually do some damn parenting themselves instead of campaigning for governments to make things worse for everyone.

“I saaaaid GUCC GUCCI LOUIE LOUIE FENDI FENDI PRADA. Couldn’t afford it all so I had to kill my daughta!”

How tf did hostagekiller not migrate over from twitter and start running this platform like the Navy. They got Carl axed, and so the pedestal for Funniest Bitch Up In Here is sorely vacant.

Miserable internal experience flashing red lights across the board that I should take my lithium orotate but low-key sometimes burning in the dirt hurts so good.

TLC’s ‘Red Light Special’ stuck in my head today. Horny era inbound?

If y’all knew how titanium dioxide is made, you would not want that shit in your food. They’re out here putting fucking rocks and petrochemical industrial byproduct in the most everyday things.

Valentines Day feels like it’s up there with Christmas in terms of annoying the shit out of Jewish folk. 1349 was a long time ago, but we will never forget the Strasbourg massacre. I highly doubt people even celebrate or understand any religious meaning behind Feb 14, just commercial holiday crap.

Loneliest little Litvak in the Cowboy West. I look like these people, but they are not my tribe.

Kinda seems like UK gov can barely keep the fckin lights on since Brexit, I think I’ve seen like 6 PMs in as many years?

Declawing cats should be illegal

me for the past six years

Abolishing sanitariums and other such hospitals for the mentally ill and otherwise deranged was the death knell of free and civil society. The horrors witnessed in this open air loony prison far exceed what was experienced inside. Outpatient care is not even remotely the correct approach.

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

#IsmuasMonthOfMusic #MusicChallenge Day 7: A song with a unique voice Cocteau Twins - Heaven or Las Vegas youtu.be/6KnYw4EwYGc?...

coworkers cannot gain levels or learn new spells, but by completing quests you can find more powerful coworkers to join your efforts

my headcanon is that casinos are a naturally occuring biome in sonic world

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

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The Epstein files read like decades of institutional failures and human rights violations. Spiritual and psychological war.

Happy birthday to the Pokémon Mewtwo

when you finally remembered what you were trying to remember.

When “Infinite Jest” appeared, in 1996, it was more than a best-seller; it was a phenomenon, a widespread, must-read accessory and experience. It’s become a cultural punch line—but it continues to offer pleasures and lessons for readers. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/P3f2zZ

Guess what, it’s past time for the military to step in and shut this shit down for good. But so far they aren’t obeying their sworn oaths. Are they seeing what’s happening? americans do not have congressional representation or military or LE protection. We are on our own.

Trump is using his paramilitary force (ICE) to attack blue states and funding it with taxpayer dollars. We are way past the blue states withholding tax revenue to the federal government. They’re using our own money to kill us. Enough.

Participant having a house visit with his friend all afternoon and I’m sitting here in the armchair suppressing gut laughs over the halfway house in Infinite Jest.

The nurses are pissed

This should go without saying, but apparently it does. What officials say happened is not the news. What actually happened is the story. And headlines should reflect the truth as you can verify it, not the official lie.

“You shall not wrong or oppress a stranger, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt.” Exodus 22:20

Quaking with an undisclosed emotion

In a civilised society the military would turn on their despotic leader and remove him from power. They would defend the constitution and protect the people. The American people are not safe. The constitution is under attack. Remove him.

i'd like to see the gentleman fucked in the ass please. yes. if you could. yes i'd like to see him bent over the counter. thank you

If you’re looking to steer clear of Tylenol, ibuprofen, aspirin etc for pain relief, willow bark is an effective natural alternative that metabolically converts to salicylic acid.

“Going to the store, y’all need anything?” 💅

apple.news/AX1MhsiruSta... Gun violence is indirectly linked to antidepressants by means of society being so fucking broken that it is completely beyond reform. If we’re *all* on antidepressants I should think that the system is the problem, not a global endorphin crisis.

Coffee prices have officially hit “luxury item” levels — all these latte slingers should be quaking in their Birkenstocks cause y’all have been running a racket for decades now. If you haven’t invested in a French press, now would be the ideal time to do so. Not paying $8 for half of it to be ice!

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