victor wembanyama: *does literally anything* me:

If someone tells you that you and only you can save the world, you should absolutely believe them, there’s no way you’ll mess it up

the president of the united states is personally looting the treasury to the tune of literally billions of dollars and that he is not being immediately removed from office and tried for high crimes against this country is a devastating indictment of every part of our political system

At this point I'd rather stick a copper plated fork in a socket than entertain these stupid fucking tanking conversations

“What if we hadn’t panic traded Fox” “What if Vivek didn’t love LaVine” “What if Vivek sold a couple years ago” “What if we had a real GM and coach search” “What if we’d made a single offseason or deadline move to improve this team’s future”

Disrespectful to Kobe

I'll be glad when the NBA flattens the odds for the lotto or whatever they do just so we’ll be less infuriated when the Kings win meaningless late season games they have no business in Been 20 years of this

Do you know what would make the expansion draft WAY cooler? If it was for the Sacramento Monarchs

Kings really pranked the shit out of Kings fans today.

My vote

HOLY COW

I swear Arizona Arkansas already has 20 rad dunks

collusion is wrong but every NBA team should get together this summer and agree not to employ Zach Collins

Project Hail Mary was jazz hands. Thumbs all the way down. Good good good. Was so unbelievably relieved to see one of my favorite books turned into such a magnificent movie.

Spring? It’s Off.

The USPS IS NOT LOSING MONEY. THE USPS IS SPENDING TAX DOLLARS ALLOCATED TO IT BY THE BUDGET. THE USPS SHOULD NOT BE REQUIRED TO ZERO OUT ITS BALANCE SHEET IT IS NOT A BUSINESS IT DOES NOT HAVE SHAREHOLDERS. IF THE USPS IS OUTSPENDING ITS BUDGET IT SHOULD BE ALLOCATED MORE BUDGET.

Perfect

Oh god this made me laugh so hard. Watch til the end.

Maxime Raynaud Is Having One of the Best Rookie Big Seasons in Sacramento-Era Kings History kingsherald.com/articles/max...

Disrespectful. He should have stopped once he matched it.

Spring is ruined. They changed the flavor of the Starburst Jelly Beans red bean.

Sacramento Kings Draft Watch: Reviewing Top Prospects Performances Saturday kingsherald.com/articles/sac...

Wemby would have planted those trees.

Google maps: turn right in 200 feet Me: [turning right] Google maps: now proceed straight for 2 miles Me: [proceeds straight] Google maps: now think about how you never lived up to your potential Me: wait what

if anyone is tempted to briefly hand it to John Roberts remember that he is about to finish his life’s work of destroying the Voting Rights Act and save yourself the trouble

Domas out? Fine. LaVine out? Ok. But Cardwell? These tanking teams have gone too far!

to all who celebrate etc

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

I need an NBA team to fire their coach right now

this should be the standard reaction to seeing Miles Bridges in public

I can't wait to find out which owner or GM will be responsible for the NFL's version of the Stepien rule

The answer

when the show goes up online, pause it a few times throughout and ask yourself “where is the cameraman right now and how many pieces are moving around them” and every single time it will be astonishing bsky.app/profile/poni...

GET OUT AHHHHH

That absolutely touches the ground, is everyone crazy?

We will always Stan Green Day in this house

Green Day does continue to and has always rocked

Green Day playing American Idiot at the Super Bowl kickoff show

And they may be more of a threat to the tank

Incredible 2nd half by UNC

Wow this does absolutely nothing bsky.app/profile/sham...

they don't have enough guys, and if the response in Minnesota shows anything it is that trying something like this is going to drive a much larger backlash than anything they hope to gain out of it "oh well I guess we'll just stay home" is not how this is going to go

In this house we are rooting for the full release of the Epstein files ASAP

In this house we are rooting for Jared McCain.

Congrats to the Dallas radio host (whose name and show name escaped me the minute I got off the air with him) who in summer 2018 was shocked that I wanted the Kings to take “Luka Donkey-itch” over Marvin Bagley. I assume he’s happy today.

29 games.

Say it with me, folks: The Dallas Mavericks traded Luka Doncic for Marvin Bagley

I know this ain’t the headline of the Wizards/Mavs WTH deal for AD, but Marvin Bagley is now a Maverick, as he always should have been in 2018