Google maps: turn right in 200 feet Me: [turning right] Google maps: now proceed straight for 2 miles Me: [proceeds straight] Google maps: now think about how you never lived up to your potential Me: wait what

if anyone is tempted to briefly hand it to John Roberts remember that he is about to finish his life’s work of destroying the Voting Rights Act and save yourself the trouble

Domas out? Fine. LaVine out? Ok. But Cardwell? These tanking teams have gone too far!

to all who celebrate etc

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

I need an NBA team to fire their coach right now

this should be the standard reaction to seeing Miles Bridges in public

I can't wait to find out which owner or GM will be responsible for the NFL's version of the Stepien rule

The answer

when the show goes up online, pause it a few times throughout and ask yourself “where is the cameraman right now and how many pieces are moving around them” and every single time it will be astonishing bsky.app/profile/poni...

GET OUT AHHHHH

That absolutely touches the ground, is everyone crazy?

We will always Stan Green Day in this house

Green Day does continue to and has always rocked

Green Day playing American Idiot at the Super Bowl kickoff show

And they may be more of a threat to the tank

Incredible 2nd half by UNC

Wow this does absolutely nothing bsky.app/profile/sham...

they don't have enough guys, and if the response in Minnesota shows anything it is that trying something like this is going to drive a much larger backlash than anything they hope to gain out of it "oh well I guess we'll just stay home" is not how this is going to go

In this house we are rooting for the full release of the Epstein files ASAP

In this house we are rooting for Jared McCain.

Congrats to the Dallas radio host (whose name and show name escaped me the minute I got off the air with him) who in summer 2018 was shocked that I wanted the Kings to take “Luka Donkey-itch” over Marvin Bagley. I assume he’s happy today.

29 games.

Say it with me, folks: The Dallas Mavericks traded Luka Doncic for Marvin Bagley

I know this ain’t the headline of the Wizards/Mavs WTH deal for AD, but Marvin Bagley is now a Maverick, as he always should have been in 2018

At Chase center to see Warriors Sixers and I pray that Draymond gets traded tonight just to hear this arena find out

Garland for Harden is the dumbest Cleveland related trade I’ve heard all week And that’s saying something

Keon Ellis Is The Cost of Fixing Yet Another Kings Mistake kingsherald.com/commentary/m...

Good lord 😂

People can argue about the players until they are blue in the face. The down side to me was not getting any picks for helping Cavs drop 50-70 million next season. Just once can our chest be rewarded for helping teams out 😂

Kings complete a trade without involving the Chicago Bulls challenge IMPOSSIBLE

Go be great, Keon 🫡🥺

Any time you gotta not pay a dude like Keon Ellis in the offseason just to use his trade value to get away from your ‘biggest’ offseason addition and swap them for a player who doesn’t fit your timeline… you gotta do it, I guess

he's so goddamn cool, man

Darryn Peterson is blowing my mind right now

Particularly damning when you remember that the Kings said they needed cap space last summer to improve the team and that’s why they picked up Keon’s cheap option instead of making him an RFA. They then used that space to overpay Schroeder.

DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:

As a superfan of Brandon Sanderson’s work for almost two decades now, this is the best news possible. Glad he kept full creative control, makes me confident this won’t get fucked up like so many other fantasy shows of this decade. Can’t wait for Mistborn the movie. bsky.app/profile/cult...

The Only Direction Left kingsherald.com/commentary/m...

why did i have to be born when i was born. i root for a team with 5 super bowls and they all happen to be before i was alive. i have seen them lose time and time again after having a great time. 3 heart breaking super bowl losses.

How the hell are they pretending that is Broncos ball

Alright just give Malik Monk all the minutes

Ball absolutely don’t lie

Ya’ll Sac-based folks don’t know how lucky you have it when I’m stuck watching the Warriors feed

Couldn’t draw up a worse final possession for Sacramento than that. Both Dennis and Westbrook had open shots and both danced into much more contested shots!

My favorite part of that Shroder shot is how he was wide open when he caught the ball. But then did a dribble crossover step back to shoot a contested 3 a half second later.

Nearly severed off a tendon in my thumb playing with a machete at an much-to-old-to-be-that-stupid age. Told my dad for years I’d done it “while chopping wood” because that was less embarrassing bsky.app/profile/hill...

I absolutely love Malik Monk

How many games have happened where two opposing CBs both have two interceptions