I really like Nique

Sipping burbon and watching Bo Jackson highlights just to feel something.

🙏💜

An undisclosed NBA executive has provided me with video evidence of Sam Presti confronting Justin Zanik. The topic? Tanking. The footage is shocking. I debated sharing this… but the public deserves transparency. Video attached.

Thank you for protecting the SANCTITY of the game We are regularly starting 4 All-Stars, one of whom is an MVP. It’s the weirdest team ever assembled. Frankly this tank is unimpeachable. One of the most fortified tanks of all time. A true war machine the ethics of which cannot be questioned!

Knicks Pacers rivalry so heated that the Knicks are actively trying to ruin the Pacers draft position.

Damn, we always have had trouble with the pelicans. You know what they say, styles make fights. Great game, Nola. We’ll get em, next time, Fellas!

13 years ago I bought 626 tickets to a Kings game. #HereWeBuy

Unimpeachable ethics!!

You’re damn right he rocked the fetus on his ass!!

When the team goes cold… You call Mr PLOW!

Wait so Keon STILL doesn’t get to play???

Still holding early IPO Devin Carter stock.

That name again is MR PLOW!

I really think we need to take time to celebrate the little victories, Kings fans. For instance: We successfully made it through another season without trading for Kyle Kuzma! We did it everyone!

Fool proof plan - Move Demar McDermott and Monk to LAC for Bogi, Beal and Collins - Sabonis to TOR for RJ and Agbai (Grizz take on Poeltl) - flip Hunter to GS for Kuminga… Waive and stretch Beal next season if you want… Pull it off and you're looking at a real rebuild.

My thoughts on the trade - I have liked Hunter for a long time so that’s cool. This is maybe the first time in a while where getting the best player in the deal doesn’t matter AT ALL. You helped the Cavs saved $50m AND gave them a great player but you didn’t get a pick!? Ugh

Me on the way to the next Kings season

Look, call me a hater but I’m telling you right now… If the Kings joined Columbia House they would ABSOLUTELY forget to return that card and end up getting a copy of Tubthumping only to realize there’s only one listenable track.

God bless the ethical tank.

Anybody want to come over and just listen to Steely Dan’s “Aja” on vinyl and drink bourbon? If everyone says no I’ll prob just keep doing it alone I guess. Your call. No big whoop. I’ll be fine.

Never post anything is my advice

Ladies and gentleman, I have been leveraging my ADHD hyper focus (obsession) super powers to study “hifi” and through a series of trial and error, I believe I have achieved a sound I am calling “Washed Dad Nirvana”

This is how you know for sure if you’re having a bad season…

Darling, you look wonderful… tonight

Whoa, didn’t recognize Monk. Not because of the hair but Doug seems to have allowed him to play

Last time I experienced a bigger WIN I saw a tiny Native American man shooting an arrow at a star on my tootsie pop.

It’s David vs Passive Aggressive Goliath next week

Keon just quietly blocking the shit out of a Klay 3 on the close out

The Kings apparently opted out of this timeout??? What is happening?

The Kings offense consists of some of the most ineffectual ball movement you’re ever gonna see. It’s kind of impressive

I need Keegan Murray to believe in himself as much as we do.

No one tells you you’re gonna wake up one day and everything you know is going to be different. People, places, events you’ve come to rely on. Just trying to remind myself that different doesn’t mean “bad” but I’ll be damned if it doesn’t feel “bad.” I guess THIS is growing up?

And this is how it is AND how it’s been my ENTIRE life. Give this city something to celebrate and forget normal home court advantage, road games feel like you’re playing on another planet.

I don’t know who’s doing this these days but this is how you do it. Well done

I need your help friends! I’m going to a Sublime concert tonight and I need you to dress me because I’m washed. Which of these looks is giving “he didn’t do well in high school but he turned out fine?” (Pants in 1st two photos are pretty baggy)

I’ve been doing this for like 30 years now and I’m just realizing that the absolute LEGION of turtles I’ve saved have never once come to my aide. It’s kinda bullshit.

Happy 13th anniversary to Darwin the IKEA monkey.

I did an art

Maxime Raynaud is good. Should stay the starter until Domantas Sabonis is back.

Andrej Stojaković somehow, someway finishes at the rim.

I can’t wait til Raynaud and Andrej Stojakovic are reunited in Sacramento and the prophecy is fulfilled.

I think we might actually have embraced the tank. This is wild

Max giving us something fun to watch. God bless him.

Have friends in from LA who have never seen this beam actually fire up. They’re all outside like this it’s the northern lights

Gggggggvvvvuuuuuuuyyyyyyssssss!!!!

This guys knows what he did

Please be better

I’ll be straight up with you all - I don’t do a good job of interacting with anyone anymore on any of these apps. It was a shit ton of work to get the following I had over there without ever saying anything of substance. But the idea of doing it again turned me off to all of this entirely.

Denver has a ring and hella mountains and like beautiful outside stuff, but ZERO beams, so you tell me who’s winning!!!