I need Keegan Murray to believe in himself as much as we do.

No one tells you you’re gonna wake up one day and everything you know is going to be different. People, places, events you’ve come to rely on. Just trying to remind myself that different doesn’t mean “bad” but I’ll be damned if it doesn’t feel “bad.” I guess THIS is growing up?

And this is how it is AND how it’s been my ENTIRE life. Give this city something to celebrate and forget normal home court advantage, road games feel like you’re playing on another planet.

I don’t know who’s doing this these days but this is how you do it. Well done

I need your help friends! I’m going to a Sublime concert tonight and I need you to dress me because I’m washed. Which of these looks is giving “he didn’t do well in high school but he turned out fine?” (Pants in 1st two photos are pretty baggy)

I’ve been doing this for like 30 years now and I’m just realizing that the absolute LEGION of turtles I’ve saved have never once come to my aide. It’s kinda bullshit.

Happy 13th anniversary to Darwin the IKEA monkey.

I did an art

Maxime Raynaud is good. Should stay the starter until Domantas Sabonis is back.

Andrej Stojaković somehow, someway finishes at the rim.

I can’t wait til Raynaud and Andrej Stojakovic are reunited in Sacramento and the prophecy is fulfilled.

I think we might actually have embraced the tank. This is wild

Max giving us something fun to watch. God bless him.

Have friends in from LA who have never seen this beam actually fire up. They’re all outside like this it’s the northern lights

Gggggggvvvvuuuuuuuyyyyyyssssss!!!!

This guys knows what he did

Please be better

I’ll be straight up with you all - I don’t do a good job of interacting with anyone anymore on any of these apps. It was a shit ton of work to get the following I had over there without ever saying anything of substance. But the idea of doing it again turned me off to all of this entirely.

Denver has a ring and hella mountains and like beautiful outside stuff, but ZERO beams, so you tell me who’s winning!!!

I was gonna blame Ray from the start but I kinda figured he’d help me out here

I’ve seen Halley's Comet more than I’ve seen this thing this year

So I mean… have you ever noticed that no one replies to me on this social network? Is that how Bluesky works for everyone? Cuz I’m not gonna lie to you guys, I kinda don’t love it. Can everyone be more fun?

Blow up the Nugs!!! Free Aaron Gordon

My son has drawn a masterpiece and I want it tattooed on me.

It’s only Nov 21st and at this point any player that can get a return that includes a 1st next year needs to go.

What’s the weirdest thing that ever happed on your birthday? I’ll go first.

I was telling Rory that I had a salt water fish tank when i was a teenager and that we could do that together someday. He say’s to me “yes… daddy we have to do that. And It’s your call guys, but if you want, you can go on the DARK WEB and buy the best fish.”

Happy Kevsgiving to all. You’re all very attractive.

The Kings have had 0 timeouts left since like the 6-7 min mark in the 4th????

Sometimes you check after the 1st quarter and realize that Underdog has made a terrible mistake and you had to take advantage. Follow for more betting advice.

They legit showed replays of Gordon NOT being fouled like 6 times and Doug wouldn’t look.

How you guys feeling about Precious (from the Novel Push by Sapphire) has been pretty physical with Jokic tonight and I’m not mad at all.

I wasn’t expecting for 10% of our attempts to be weird lobs to Drew Eubanks but here we are

Big Rutabaga in the building, y’all!!!

Sabonis and Precious throwing dimes to each other in a goddamn phonebooth

I love how we easily scored every single time down in the paint and responded by shooting nothing but 3’s for like next 10 shots. If it ain’t broke… we forgot the rest…

Honestly it’ll be a dub if NBC doesn’t preempt the second half for a rerun of the voice

I have bad news Kings fans, my lucky bartender is NOT here Sorry for the L

This popped in my feed and I couldn’t decide if you were a Kings or a Mavs fan at first.

Man what an absolute disaster my favorite NBA team is. Insane that this was all self-inflicted. I can’t believe you took away such a fun thing. The city was ELECTRIC. You’d have been better off running it back in perpetuity

You ever wonder if owners row can hear the fans behind them as they watch this disaster unfold? Cuz if they’re looking for some feedback on their job performance in my section of the arena they’d be making some phone calls TONIGHT

Turns out the “correct rotation” was just the friends we made along the way!

Daniel Jones looking like Nolan Ryan after Bo Jackson hit him with a comebacker

Just went and bought a bottle of bourbon at Compton’s. I had forgotten my wallet so I hoped the checker wouldn’t make a big deal about it - I know most of them. To my dismay it was a newer guy. A blonde woman buying beer was in front of me in line - he carded her…

I’m not 100% how Roundtable stays in business in this economy but I’m happy to report that the salad bar still SMACKS.

I dunno man, I had fun despite the abject unfunness of that game. I think we should all watch the next game at my house. Everyone in? Only reply if you’re cool and you shower A LOT.

It was all worth it

Friends, where is Keon?

I need everyone to remind me that I’m not hungry, I’m just a Kings fan so I’m sad and bored. Thanks in advance

Omg russ you gotta hit that!!! Magic Max is out tonight!