Wait wait wait a Rick Rubin?? I’m so confused. Did they tell him he was going to be in a playmate ad???

No way LaVine is opting out after spending all his cash on that World Cup suite

When I think “Hydration” I think Lenovo

Guys, please don’t flip off the camera before Star Tours starts. You’re ruining it for the WHOLE CRAFT!

No one talks about how much the situation in the Strait of Hormuz has been impacting the cost of gas in Cars Land. I have to assume this has been a trying time in Radiator Springs.

Listen ladies I shouldn’t be doing this but I’m gonna pull back the curtain for a moment. The amount of men who just confidently march out of a public bathroom without washing their hands would absolutely floor you. Please don’t tell anyone where you got this information.

How do I get fired by Vivek???????

Mitch Johnson has been coaching these games like a disinterested daycare teacher. Every single one of these has gotten so out of hand.

Soccer is ours now. Deal with it. That’s what you get for sending a French to America to dominate basketball!

Omg what??? Is soccer better about flopping than the NBA!?!? I’m done lol

I’m watching the World Cup and the A’s in multi view. The difference in the level of advertisers in each screen is STRIKING! In one screen you have like AMEX and Coke and on the other you have Marine World Africa USA

Lololol they look so legit. This is wild MMMURRRRIIIICCCCCAAAAAA

An absolute meltdown

The spurs just insist on playing at breakneck speeds when they have a lead and should just slow everything down. They can’t get out of their own way

This is fine…

Rory learned about basquiat in art class (2nd grade) at school and then made his own. I think i need to figure out a way to blow this up into a massive canvas and hang it.

We’re like days away from Mike Brown and De’Aaron Fox in the NBA finals and all I want from my owner is some kind of public apology so I know he understand that he need to stop his nonsense.

Watching 3 Ninjas with the kid tonight. I regret to inform all law abiding citizens that these dudes are still Raw As Hell.

Dear Adam Silver, I won’t believe you care about tanking until this one team that tanked for years loses to this other team that only tanked once every 20 years and was rewarded with the 1st pick each time. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Roast these nerds, Spurs!

This yakety sax ass game

“Land” I hate it here

Heard it from my place

Everyone please drive by my house today and ring the doorbell. I will walk outside and you can punch me in the face just so we can feel something

7!?!? I want to die

At what point do the marketing higher ups at Burlington Coat Factory admit defeat and just suggest a more drastic name change? You’ve been reminding people that you’re more than just great coats for my entire damn lifetime. It’s time

Quick legal question Does Freddie Mercury’s mother have any sort of legal obligation to report the execution style murder he confesses to in the first 30 seconds of Bohemian Rhapsody???

Investigate the Magic for tanking. If you miss that many shots in a row you should lose your draft pick.

I don’t save any of your numbers but any of my ex girlfriends are out there I want to text you “JOHN MICHAEL MONTGOMERY!!”

I love how when you order fajitas ANYWHERE you get like approximately one bucket of food and two tiny tortillas.

Wow look at Fox playing in the playoffs with another PG. Couldn’t be done they said. We threw a fit they said.

Do we think it will end up being an unwritten rule that you don’t challenge pitches when you’re up a few runs?

RIP of course but did I miss SEVERAL seasons of Saved by the Bell or something???

Most misserable NBA season I can recall could actually result in the 9th pick in the draft? Neat.

Yo, why did I forget the actual plot of this movie? This kid’s motorcycle gang looking dad said he move out of some run down orphanage unless the Angels go to the World Series?!? Like he’s basing this decision on the outcome of the ALDS and God was like, “oh, we gotta make this happen!” ?!?!?

I think my new #1 goal in life to let ppl know that their hat doesn’t have to look stupid. Like please take the course I’ve not yet created to learn how to make your off-the-rack hat be shaped like a human head. Or you give me $50 and 24 hours and your hat will be undorked.

Probably should have fouled

I’m really high on Plowden, man. Kings have something there.

I love Mike Brown’s “how dare you!?” face. I feel like it’s a huge part of basketball coaching that people don’t talk about. You need to be able to let a person know that their decisions have offended your entire family line without being rude.

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a baseball game look this good on my tv. I’m gonna need more sports on Netflix.

May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, The rains fall soft upon your fields. And until we meet again, May God hold you in the palm of His hand. Miss you, Dad.

Vance Worley went to my high school… Am I British too??

If the Kings win HALF of their remaining games it would end up being the 4th worst season in franchise history. I’m sure it’s tough sitting at the podium after another loss but read the room, my guy

Man! Precious is the BONZI WELLS of Ike Diogus.

I want more Plowden. So fun to watch.

“What if I told you that a sleepy Northern California town and its favorite basketball team would change the landscape of the NBA forever?” “30 for 30 - The Death Of The One And Done: The Curious Case of the Sacramento Kings”

This is incredible stuff honestly. We’re generationally ass

Someone needs to open a “leftover pizza and a coffee” shop. You don’t even have to acknowledge that I gave you the idea, I just want you to thrive.

LIGHT THE GD BEAM, BABY!!! WE OUT HERE!!!

Shrinking is, without a doubt, the BEST Harrison Ford has ever been in litterally anything. He’s been amazing since day 1 but he somehow surpassed that by A LOT this season. Whatever award he’s eligible to win, he should win.