Do we think it will end up being an unwritten rule that you don’t challenge pitches when you’re up a few runs?

RIP of course but did I miss SEVERAL seasons of Saved by the Bell or something???

Most misserable NBA season I can recall could actually result in the 9th pick in the draft? Neat.

Yo, why did I forget the actual plot of this movie? This kid’s motorcycle gang looking dad said he move out of some run down orphanage unless the Angels go to the World Series?!? Like he’s basing this decision on the outcome of the ALDS and God was like, “oh, we gotta make this happen!” ?!?!?

I think my new #1 goal in life to let ppl know that their hat doesn’t have to look stupid. Like please take the course I’ve not yet created to learn how to make your off-the-rack hat be shaped like a human head. Or you give me $50 and 24 hours and your hat will be undorked.

Probably should have fouled

I’m really high on Plowden, man. Kings have something there.

I love Mike Brown’s “how dare you!?” face. I feel like it’s a huge part of basketball coaching that people don’t talk about. You need to be able to let a person know that their decisions have offended your entire family line without being rude.

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a baseball game look this good on my tv. I’m gonna need more sports on Netflix.

May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, The rains fall soft upon your fields. And until we meet again, May God hold you in the palm of His hand. Miss you, Dad.

Vance Worley went to my high school… Am I British too??

If the Kings win HALF of their remaining games it would end up being the 4th worst season in franchise history. I’m sure it’s tough sitting at the podium after another loss but read the room, my guy

Man! Precious is the BONZI WELLS of Ike Diogus.

I want more Plowden. So fun to watch.

“What if I told you that a sleepy Northern California town and its favorite basketball team would change the landscape of the NBA forever?” “30 for 30 - The Death Of The One And Done: The Curious Case of the Sacramento Kings”

This is incredible stuff honestly. We’re generationally ass

Someone needs to open a “leftover pizza and a coffee” shop. You don’t even have to acknowledge that I gave you the idea, I just want you to thrive.

LIGHT THE GD BEAM, BABY!!! WE OUT HERE!!!

Shrinking is, without a doubt, the BEST Harrison Ford has ever been in litterally anything. He’s been amazing since day 1 but he somehow surpassed that by A LOT this season. Whatever award he’s eligible to win, he should win.

I really like Nique

Sipping burbon and watching Bo Jackson highlights just to feel something.

🙏💜

An undisclosed NBA executive has provided me with video evidence of Sam Presti confronting Justin Zanik. The topic? Tanking. The footage is shocking. I debated sharing this… but the public deserves transparency. Video attached.

Thank you for protecting the SANCTITY of the game We are regularly starting 4 All-Stars, one of whom is an MVP. It’s the weirdest team ever assembled. Frankly this tank is unimpeachable. One of the most fortified tanks of all time. A true war machine the ethics of which cannot be questioned!

Knicks Pacers rivalry so heated that the Knicks are actively trying to ruin the Pacers draft position.

Damn, we always have had trouble with the pelicans. You know what they say, styles make fights. Great game, Nola. We’ll get em, next time, Fellas!

13 years ago I bought 626 tickets to a Kings game. #HereWeBuy

Unimpeachable ethics!!

You’re damn right he rocked the fetus on his ass!!

When the team goes cold… You call Mr PLOW!

Wait so Keon STILL doesn’t get to play???

Still holding early IPO Devin Carter stock.

That name again is MR PLOW!

I really think we need to take time to celebrate the little victories, Kings fans. For instance: We successfully made it through another season without trading for Kyle Kuzma! We did it everyone!

Fool proof plan - Move Demar McDermott and Monk to LAC for Bogi, Beal and Collins - Sabonis to TOR for RJ and Agbai (Grizz take on Poeltl) - flip Hunter to GS for Kuminga… Waive and stretch Beal next season if you want… Pull it off and you're looking at a real rebuild.

My thoughts on the trade - I have liked Hunter for a long time so that’s cool. This is maybe the first time in a while where getting the best player in the deal doesn’t matter AT ALL. You helped the Cavs saved $50m AND gave them a great player but you didn’t get a pick!? Ugh

Me on the way to the next Kings season

Look, call me a hater but I’m telling you right now… If the Kings joined Columbia House they would ABSOLUTELY forget to return that card and end up getting a copy of Tubthumping only to realize there’s only one listenable track.

God bless the ethical tank.

Anybody want to come over and just listen to Steely Dan’s “Aja” on vinyl and drink bourbon? If everyone says no I’ll prob just keep doing it alone I guess. Your call. No big whoop. I’ll be fine.

Never post anything is my advice

Ladies and gentleman, I have been leveraging my ADHD hyper focus (obsession) super powers to study “hifi” and through a series of trial and error, I believe I have achieved a sound I am calling “Washed Dad Nirvana”

This is how you know for sure if you’re having a bad season…

Darling, you look wonderful… tonight

Whoa, didn’t recognize Monk. Not because of the hair but Doug seems to have allowed him to play

Last time I experienced a bigger WIN I saw a tiny Native American man shooting an arrow at a star on my tootsie pop.

It’s David vs Passive Aggressive Goliath next week

Keon just quietly blocking the shit out of a Klay 3 on the close out

The Kings apparently opted out of this timeout??? What is happening?

The Kings offense consists of some of the most ineffectual ball movement you’re ever gonna see. It’s kind of impressive