Litterally state sanctioned Warrior’s media, who gets an insanely undeserved amount of respect, has been acting like the team had leverage that they DID NOT/ DO NOT have - now, without a big trade, they’ve just priced themselves out of anything other than the qualifying offer for JK

Hahahahaahah I’m so proud of this call

I’ll win $121 if Kyler throws another INT I might just start spending it now to get a head start.

Kenneth Walker runs backwards more than any back I’ve ever seen!!!

Oh no, did we all get left behind?

Lamar Jackson is playing like a Madden glitch. This is so weird to watch

Okay, he’s kicking Canleo’s ass. If Crawford just doesn’t stand there and throw he should win

Are Mr Beast and Jason Statham sitting next to each other?!?!?!?

This is such a stupid comparison. I am shaking. The shaking is so bad. Please help me stop the shaking….

Look here’s the thing. This boxing card is fun. F PPV. I already paid. Let me view. Thank you for your time.

The hell is happening in this house??!?!

What’s something you’ve always wanted to try but never had the courage to? I’ll go first - I’ve always wanted to try standup. I’m sure I’d blow it and that’s why I’ll probably never take the risk but man I wish I was more brave about it.

Three football observations from a basketball/baseball guy: 1) Packers are going to the Super Bowl. Book it. 2) Jayden Daniels should probably run the ball more. At minimum he should run away from pressure. wtf is going in? 3) Parsons looks weird af in that uniform.

Yo I could 100% kick a ball like that. Hire me.

Omg this game is butt. I’m so bored.

So I broke the Britta 3 days ago and I guess we’re just not doing water now? Ask me anything.

Uhhhhh…. Bye??

Chicago looks cool. I feel like I would thrive in Chicago. Convince me I’m wrong.

I litterally would have dedicated my entire life to Jacob Wilson if he was on my childhood teams. Dude is unreal.

I’m gonna sue the NFL for bait and switch. You can’t show me this game after last night!

This would all be way more exciting if Jake Moody was the Bill’s kicker.

This game is unhinged. Why do we even do the other games? Just do this game every week.

The thing to remember about Kickers is that they don’t do anything other than “kick.” You’d think that not being able to do that one single thing would fully disqualify you from being a “kicker” but Jake Moody continues to defy the odds. It’s inspiring really. Anything is possible for any of us.

Damn, these turned out hard af. Well done to everyone at @thekingsherald.bsky.social

Just witnessed the most genius home field lighting malfunction. Langeliers wrecks one towards the foul pole. Right as the ball approaches all of the lights just spazzed out and strobed. You couldn’t see the ball or where it crossed and everyone was SUPER confused

Several times since my dad passed away I’ve encountered really challenging DIY/Home Repair moments where I just really wished I could have called him for advice. Last night was the first time I was truly truly stumped to the point of anger. I finally figured it out but man I miss that guy.

This hotel bar gets me

I got a record player for my birthday last year but still haven’t found a good place to put it. I’d love to find something mid-century that fits in this space to house it, records and speakers, but I can’t figure out what would work. Anyone good at this and have any ideas??

What’s something that’s not a crime but feels like it should be illegal? I’ll go first - Referring to a hoodie or a sweatshirt as a “sweater.”

RIP Malcolm Jamal Warner. Loved his guest roles in Community and Detroiters. Such a sad way to go, and way too young.

Blow it up. Gotta regroup and rebuild. The window has closed in our summer dynasty.

Man just laid there on the ground like he was dead. Like zero urgency to get up.

This is where the pedigree and the years of Summer League experience are gonna show. This is nothing new to the Summer Kings. Charlotte doesn’t know how to win. Expect experience to win the day.

Out here at Disneyland repping the Kings of Summer. Holler if you see me. #LightTheBeam

But I can see you, your Sac jersey shining in the sun You got your hair combed back and your sunglasses on Baby I can tell you, my love for you will still be strong After the Kings of summer have gone!!!

Fuckin light summers ahead

Summer Kingssssss Make me feel fine Blowin out your favorite Vegas GGGGGGUUUUYYYYSSSS

Hello, I realize I’ve never had an “album.” Nor have I had any sort of talent that would warrant having an “album.” But I DO HAVE a name for my new album! Kevin Fippin: Grossly Unremarkable Colon

Summer Kings are gonna be super tough for any of these teams to beat unless they just go fully cold from 3 and have to get weird on spacing.

Kings honestly must be the only actual offer for Kuminga at this point. I just envision Perry having his GM friends around the league prank call Dunleavy with even crappier offers

If the 200th anniversary of Independence Day was called bicentennial what is 250 called? Bi-and-a-half-centennial? Bicentennial.5? Bicentennial and a half?

Okay so if I'm understanding the rules correctly a sign and trade has to be a 3 year deal so adding the 3rd partial year to the Schroeder contract gives the Kings 5 days to shop say Malik Monk and if need be they can go back to Detroit and try to change this to a sign and trade.

There has never been a less consequential trade with more potential implications than Jonas for Saric. We officially know much less than we knew 15 mins ago.

Chat GPT and I just wrote a new sitcom called Double Dribble: The Jake LaRavia Story

All my golf shirts are wildly large and make me look like a toddler in my dads coat. I dunno how this happened but I need some cool new ones. Send me recs

Bout to watch Poop Cruise. See you in the other side! 🫡

Um, guys… is my son a genius????

Absolutely fire Father’s Day gift

When Dad passed away in late March, I wondered what holidays like this would be like. I guess it remains to be seen but I know a couple things for sure. 1) My Dad was awesome and that's why this hurts so much 2) We'll be alright. 🧵

Looking for a sit down lunch recommendation in Roseville. I spend zero time in the area