Hey to all my Creator friends out there: Ya might want to check your Adobe subscriptions before the next billing cycle.

🌸💦PETAL RAFTS🛶🩷 Towards the middle of April parts of the canal beside the Philosopher's Path (哲学の道) become a river of petals. The phrases 'hana-no-ukibashi' (花の浮橋 'floating bridge of flowers') and 'hanaikada' (花筏 'flower raft') both describe water thick with petals. #哲学の道 #京都

Chocolate. Fake chocolate tastes kinda like Indonesian kecap manis to me, especially if it's in a chewy format like taffy.

Banana. "That's because it's based on the Gros Michel which is no longer THE dominant commercial banana..." SILENCE, I am SEAsian and we still have the Gros Michel at our markets (pisang embun) and it does not taste like that! It doesn't taste like any banana type I've had and I've had at least 8

tapir

Sometimes Skittles jumps over the baby gate at the balcony and once she has had enough of the outdoors (by which I mean, once she has sat one inch away from the balcony door for 10 minutes), she'll meow to be let back in because she doesn't know how to jump back in. OR SO I THOUGHT

bluesky is and has always been a posting retirement home for elder millennials

throwback to a few years ago when easter, passover, and ramadan all overlapped on margaret thatcher's death day

Discworld QOTD, from Going Postal

Discworld QOTD, from Witches Abroad "‘I don’t mind criticism,’ said Granny. ‘You know me. I’ve never been one to take offence at criticism. No-one could say I’m the sort to take offence at criticism -’ ‘Not twice, anyway,’ said Nanny."

One lean consultant said he regularly asked the C-Suite guys "You know, labor's only 6% of your unit cost. You maybe wanna look into cutting something else?" and they'd look at him like he was growing a second head.

A depressing number of organisations are stealing from authors right now but libraries are definitely not one of them.

Here’s the deal: very few ppl are scrolling thru their social media for like, 2 hours, 3 hours straight. There are peaks and valleys in Bluesky readership; some people read at lunch, some at dinner, some at 3 AM. You have to try and catch them all. Most people will not see that repetitiveness.

My favourite suggestion in the comments was people saying "just post normal things like your lunch and cat photos and not your books" because while I 100% agree people just being normal is a good thing, I get blocked constantly for cat photos and we've all seen what happens with Krista's lunches lol

Even before I started watching Demon Slayer, the pig* guy was already my favourite of the trio. My fave overall is Goto. [* I know it's actually a wild boar but "pig guy" fits him better tbh]

The "Malaysian goodbye" just means you end up at a mamak. The "Malaysian overseas goodbye" is standing outside the shop that kicked you out because they were closing, bitching about the government and how you just paid too much for a roti canai that the server pronounced "ROW-tee Kuh-NAI"

If you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation

This is not a 'masculinity crisis', it's a misogyny crisis. This is not a problem with 'masculinity'-- millions of men model positive masculinity every day. This is a problem of male violence. Stop calling it 'masculinity'. www.theguardian.com/education/20...

when we're all unable to connect to use the internet, send emails, pay our bills, use our toasters, and god knows what else if AWS goes down, i want you to know now that i blame our lack of antitrust laws far more than i'll blame a foreign missile

Also Sailing The Golden Chersonese has its own landing page: queenofswordspress.com/product/sail...

Don't subsidise energy prices during a supply crisis: give cash transfers to low-income and vulnerable households instead.

i wish to one day not become incensed when somebody says group storytelling play was invented in 1970s america.

I mean they DID, just not by that name and not in male-dominated spaces, so. You know.

Again - BlueSky was originally Jack Dorsey’s pet project to make a Web3 social media / NFT trading post until a bunch of trans furries got ahold of invite codes and started mass-proliferating them to other trans furries and then suddenly BlueSky was 90% queers and annoying leftists and Jack fled.

アニ銀20周年おめでとうございます！！私のオタク人生にずっと食い込んでくれてありがとうございます！！sgtさんボイスの銀ちゃんを思い浮かべるだけで涙が出てくるにはオタク楽しんでます！！これからも永久に不潔であってください！！！

This has a lot of arches, but I kinda like it! Design for 48 brick apartments in Iran, by Amin Molaei Architect

スタゲ完結、おめでとうございます！　そして楽しい時間をありがとうございました！！ トライガン スタンピード＆スターゲイズの製作陣の皆様、 そしてこの作品を通してひとときでも出会えた全ての皆様に、心からの感謝を🤞 ※ツリーも含め、Xと同じ文面で投稿しております。

Thomas gets taken to a black ops site

💕 💸 #HelpSky #MutualAid #HelpFolksLive

💕 💸 #HelpSky #MutualAid #HelpFolksLive

which one's your favorite #haikyuu team? #fananimation

hoje é dia delas que morreram na cruz por nós

Every part of the lily plant is deadly to cats - even drinking water that lilies were sitting in can kill them. Other popular spring flowers like tulips and daffodils can also make them very sick, but there are plenty of beautiful and safe alternatives.

Post something random to add some good luck to your April

Stuff like this is why they're the least liked SEAbling among the SEAblings. The rest of us are a mess but genuinely what asinine, tech slop, world destroyer pandering nonsense is this???

Once again, to no one’s surprise- Shanice got carried away. #SajaBoys | #Abby | #Jinu | #Jinabby | #fanart

A really fun April Fools joke would be to support an artist Just for fun! To stick it to tech bros and Al A fun activity!

The other day @ithayla.bsky.social asked what "ticked tabby" was because that was a description I put in alt-text for Skittles. I finally managed to get a semi-decent close up of her fur! This is a top down photo of her back as she's laying on her tummy, the darker stripe is where her spine is.

a medieval baronet would burst at the dick and bleed out at the sight of some of the cool shit on here:)

There are furry artists that are so skilled and talented that I’ll be like, “Wow, what a masterful command of form, texture, space, color, and light,” completely forgetting that I am, in fact, probably looking at the horniest thing anyone has ever seen in the history of mankind

My luck is holding up! I found this in the pre-loved games section of our local games store and it's in great condition.

Happy #TDOV It's my 10th year out as a they/them transmasc nonbinary person. I write and illustrate Beyond Bringers, a very trans! sci-fi horror novel about language, limits, and control. It is 50% off until April 3rd. visceralhit.itch.io/beyondbringe...

1 Akaashi for each — high school — year!!!! #myart

Just paid my regular blood sacrifice to the government (it's blood sample day again)

Update to this: don't listen to that voice. Just do the thing. Be creative. Who cares if it's bad? It can always be good later. It needs to exist first.

Just saw some discourse about a very specific thing happening on AO3 and I was absolutely not surprised to find out which fandom was involved. Been in fandom spaces for decades at this point and I've never seen a fandom get this toxic this fast.

Currently at the Sket Dance crossover in Gintama and it's always great when Gin beefs with teenagers/kids. We love a petty-ass man!