My lord, that 2024 MLS Cup win for the Galaxy really is the Thanos what did it cost meme come to life.

You know who that provider should be? The organization that pretty much developed large scale streaming from scratch, and whose technology is so reliable it's used (i think even owned, now?) by Disney? MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL!

It's 2026. Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do: * Cover the flexbone * Use one of those urinal troughs * Run a 2 minute offense out of the Wing T * Identify all the members of the Big 8 * Lobby BCS Pollsters * Enjoy a can of Surge * Take a long 2 instead of a stepback 3

Charlotte FC’s links to Harvey Elliott, if nothing else, show Zoran and co. ain’t done swinging for the fences in signings just yet.

Welp. Who I am to argue with that?

The year is now 2026, but is Berhalter to blame? Happy New Year!

Man, screw y’all hating on the #StrangerThingsFinale.

Charlotte FC AFCON update no one asked for: Wilfried Zaha - one assist 138 minutes in three matches (two starts) for Ivory Coast. Rodolfo Aloko - one yellow card in 143 minutes in three matches (one start) for Benin. #ForTheCrown

"The USPS posted a $9 billion loss" is an interesting way to phrase "The USPS cost each american $25.94 last year."

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

Between no Smitty on the HoF ballot this year to Derrick Brown not being named a Pro Bowler, I am officially declaring shenanigans against you, NFL.

Now that the Thor #Doomsday trailer is finally released: Endgame made me fall in love with Depressed Thor. Doomsday is going to make me fall in love with Father Thor, isn’t it?

And not that anyone cares of you care, but Bijan outperforming Stafford tonight gives me my first fantasy football championship in more than a decade.

Thank you to our my friends down I-85 #KeepPounding

I’m gonna need people to start waiting until the second trailer for Doomsday drops before leaking/spoiling the third one, please and thank you.

Having finished episode 7 of season 5 of Stranger Things, y’all are being way too harsh. Dang. I’m convinced no one wants to like things anymore - only hate them.

We all knew it’d come down to Week 18, didn’t we? #KeepPounding

As long as Sam Darnold is the starting QB on a team, I cannot make myself take them seriously as Super Bowl contenders.

This > Dome any day of the week

That’s the Sam Darnold we all know and love.

Former Fulham legend (in the most sarcastic sense of the word). I have always rated him, so I very much like this move.

I fully realize I am YEARS behind on this, but holy hell that first mission in Spider-Man 2 is absolute perfection. #GamingAsADadOfTwoKids3AndUnder

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas, all you wonderful people!

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Very important message from Tom here that doesnt get said enough. If you feel like you are alone, we want you to know you are not.

Me, a relatively new dad watching the new Doomsday trailer: 🥲

I cannot put into words how much I despise this. Not only are you leaving a legendary NFL venue, but yet another damn team moving into a dome? *puke*

Bari only pulled this program after the promos started airing, which means she probably got a phone call. So she's not just bad at her ostensible job of running CBS news, but she's also bad at her *actual* job of running interference for the Trump admin

rule of cool should’ve applied

🥲 Keep Pounding

Today’s the day Panther nation. #KeepPounding

Congressional investigation now.

Football weather for the D3 playoffs.

I shouldn’t be surprised that the deadline for the Epstein files that was driven by law won’t be met. Yet, here I am - surprised that the deadline for the Epstein files that was driven by law won’t be met.

With all the embarrassing and pathetic details of Trump’s updated plaques, it seems that most missed that it seems he replaced Biden’s portrait with an autopen. I REALLY miss Presidents who act presidential.

The best way to start making Bluesky more culturally polycentric is through sport. Only six out of 30 NBA franchises have a Bluesky account. The World Cup is coming to North America in 7 months but it's crickets here. Fans should demand change from their respective teams, leagues, and federations

Live look-in at me waiting for the Doomsday trailer without spoiling it for myself

Australia proving it doesn’t have to be so hard.

“Walking” into 2026

All I ask is for officiating in sports to be consistent; rules should apply for both teams. Holding, roughing, pass interference penalties are wildly inconsistent.

I have thoughts, NFL officials.

I know the audience for the following is slim to none, but: Why are AC Milan and the Carolina Panthers the most inconsistent teams in their respective leagues?

Zane Gonzalez, former Panther?

Clearly, they did not watch South Park’s episode on AI.

Me impatiently waiting at work, hoping for a Doomsday trailer.

The way I legit jumped when I got the notification for who Pete Alonso signed with