From May 23-24 as part of Send-Off weekend, all clubs across MLS will be showcasing special edition player kits featuring country patches and flag name and numbers, followed by a league-wide auction.

I’ve never felt more “I’m honored to be alive at the same time as _____” as I do with the inhuman machine that is Shohei Ohtani.

If you ever see me post anything close to “QB wins are a great stat”, know that the Kremlin posted that, not me.

Not only did two neo nazi teens attempt to copycat the Christchurch mass shooting, the world's richest man falsely blamed trans people for it. Not a single outlet covered that he spread that disinformation.

he just had to run back the "i am only acknowledging this accomplished woman to avoid accusations of discrimination" bit that landed so well when he made it about the Olympic champion hockey team. definitely just a joke, and not how he actually feels about women!

Every day of Trump 2.0 I think “it can’t get more outrageous than this,” and I am wrong. This slush fund thing is so fucking rancid and unacceptable and I hate the feeling and reality that no politician is going to stop it, or call in Batman or something. This is not a country.

The insurrectionist pedophile in question is Andrew Paul Johnson and it is public record that he tried to silence his victim(s) with promises of Trump millions for J6.

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Why would men go to therapy when they could watch Jason Williams highlights on YouTube instead? youtu.be/f_UphWCvkj4?...

WHO WANTS A BEER SKATE?! RT for your chance to win the hottest drinking device in sports.

I love my captain and I don’t care who knows it. youtube.com/shorts/1l_Lt...

First Super Bowl rematch to open a season since 2016? (Panthers @ Broncos - AKA the game Denver took a bunch of shots at Cam Newton’s head and did not get a single penalty called for it)

My father-in-law basically just said this in the family group chat. (He said he is willing to keep paying higher gas prices if it keeps nukes out of Iran’s hands.)

Good bye and good riddance, The Process.

Ice up, son www.thedrawplay.com/comic/ice-up...

I will not engage with a Skip Bayless take in the year 2026. I do not even remember who that name represents. At night I am visited by the beady-eyed visage of a short man with a body like beef jerky, clad in chains and wailing OOOOH LEBRON IS NOT THE GOAT. I go back to sleep. He is not my concern.

A lot of attention has been paid to the collapse of traffic to The Daily Wire and Ben Shapiro's YouTube channel. But other ragebait sites are also seeing huge drops in audience. According to The Righting, Outkick, The Federalist and The Blaze are down at least 48%. therighting.com/traffic-repo...

Just wait til he and Chosen Newton meet and start hanging out.

Tonight on the “help wind the kids down for the night” playlist open.spotify.com/track/6JJ4bN...

The classics you stumble upon at your parents’ house

Dallas Braden lost his mother to melanoma when he was just 17 years old. On Mother’s Day in 2010, Braden threw the 19th perfect game in MLB history! After the game he hugged his grandmother, Peggy Lindsey, who had been by his side since the beginning. ❤️

if you're not watching these you are sleeping on the weirdest and coolest baseball history series around from the folks who made the great History of the Seattle Mariners video

OK, so I was bad and just skipped straight to the season finale of Daredevil after watching the first two episodes and reading some recaps. I’m sorry but there’s no way I was ever going to catch up before the new year. That all being said, I get it now. I get why everyone loves this show so much.

The obvious takeaway from this is that evangelicals are amazing, but I'd also like to note that at least in this shot of the statue his hair looks like Trump is wearing a baseball hat bumped to the side in the classic Fernando Rodney style.

Remind me again who asked for this

We heard Charlotte needs a new mayor, but what’s wrong with the current one?

Now if only someone would do something about it

🧵 Every day in America feels like something fundamental is breaking. People can’t afford housing, healthcare, or childcare. Rights? Disappearing. Our government? Broken. Billionaires move freely between private wealth and public power. Yet, somehow we’re all expected to keep functioning normally.

At some point, MLS must confront the idea of just being better than Mexico before it anything else. To do that they must completely overhaul the roster rules. And yet the battle for that wages on. Read all about it in The Messi Effect. Out June 2. Preorder now. read.macmillan.com/lp/the-messi...

Someone explain to me how the club’s CEO or the club itself does not make that decision.

This is a really worthwhile read. I have a feeling that a crash is more likely than a boom following this World Cup (that we've essentially *already peaked*.) If this concept gets off the ground viably it could range from an irritant to reshaping lower league pro soccer in a very different image.

@andrew-wiebe.bsky.social Charlotte FC handball. Si or no?

I'm sorry man but there's nothing funnier than Miami being cursed at their new stadium.

Is Vegas even that attractive to MLS at this point? Like, yeah, it might have made sense at a time, but wasn't that about 5-10 years ago?

Holy shindoggles it’s f*cking grim. I’m launching emergency Darwin wearing clothes.

lmao never seen this meme before but i do in fact fantasize about saving friends and loved ones all the time

I can think of only a few situation better than the following for this GIF: Walking into Charlotte FC fan chats this morning.

Collegiate research papers will one day be written on why Dean Smith rates Tyger Smalls as highly as he does.

If you need a palate cleanser after the past two CLTFC matches, join David, @whyalwaysrv.bsky.social and @mattchantry.bsky.social as they Remember Some Guys in this (not-so) Secret Show youtu.be/Kqb2FWnchcM?...

We can’t find spend taxpayer money on schools or roads or medical or anything. But a ballroom no one wants or asks for? We can spend all the taxpayer money we want on that!

Never forget what they took from us.

Don’t you dare do this again, MLS. #SAVETHECAPS

love that all of these things are being decided with just 45 days left until kick off. i used to believe in an America that could host a global tournament at the drop of a hat. i'm not sure i believe in or live in that country anymore

I've been led to understand from decades of US gun violence that there's a variable window of "too soon to politicize this" during which discussions of gun control are verboten. It doesn't seem to apply to advocacy of the illegal demolition of a White House wing to build a party room out of bribes.

What architectural modifications to the White House would open the Strait of Hormuz and/or release the remaining Epstein files?

This kind of stuff will make all of us go insane. Nobody was discussing any ballroom until Trump tore down the East Wing last year. And this was not an argument for the ballroom until literally hours ago. But now we're supposed to pretend like the WHCA incident settles some longstanding debate?