“There’s an AI tool for that” Well, there’s probably a Taylor Swift song for it too ???

Legendary wiki entry under Personal Life. RIP.

IN A EFFORT TA COMBAT INNERNET MISERY AND CHRONIC ONLINENESS, THUNK HAVE DIS TA SAY TODAY. BIRDS ARE HOPPING AROUND, YELLING AT NOTHING AND HAVE TINY DEVILSAUR FEETS FOR SOME REASON. THUNK BET YOUS NO CANS STAY GRUMPY WHILE WATCHING BIRDS BE RIDICULUS FOR TWO WHOLE MINNITS! GO LOOK AT BIRDS.

As always, Boomer Esiason is cordially invited to fuck off.

you don’t have to imagine boomer

Happy anniversary to the GOAT baseball blooper

One aspect we haven't considered enough is that the Golden Knights home unis vs. the Canes road ones would undoubtedly be the ugliest Stanley Cup jersey matchup of all time

[bluesky user voice] even if mr chainz bought her an acura, i don’t believe she could drive it to africa

The Extremely BlueSky replies to this are taking me out

its incredible that after all of this shit there are still people that can treat it like it's fucking gossip girl or whatever

well done william

pretty crazy how blatant the ending of the late show is just an act of government censorship lol

this is the best thing the lonely island ever made which kinda makes it the best piece of art of the century by default

Kinda feels like most of the jury has made up their mind and they're just working their own screentime lol #survivor50

The jury hated rizo and I hope watching it back they see how amazing and great of a player he is now lol #survivor50

No more live finales and no more Coronas #survivor #survivor50

Biggest blunder of the season award goes to Jeff #survivor #survivor50

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This ad is a perfect summary of AI being shoved into everything: you pay a monthly fee so a forest fire in the making can skip all the important things to give you a vague simulacrum of productivity not based in any reality, without any ability gained or skills honed for you personally.

rashee rice seems kind of stupid

Normalize being a try hard 🫵

The Titans did a super low-tech schedule release video and people loved it The Cardinals used AI and they’re getting crushed Seems telling!

Can you feel the vibe shift

we just put up episode 4 of THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND free to watch on youtube. this one's about george bell, who had both one of the best and one of the worst fight performances in baseball history

Mina vs Ike is like Ali vs Frazier of Celebrity Trivia Game Show contestants

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"When President Xi very elegantly referred to the United States as perhaps being a declining nation" Bruh

girl are you Christopher Nolan's adaptation of The Odyssey because you haven't even gotten here and a bunch of weird dudes are already whining that you weren't created specifically to meet their expectations

I literally do whatever and don't give a crap what other people think and I am regularly mistaken for far younger than I am because I just refused to grow up You don't have to, it's ok, you can just keep having fun forever

What the FUCK was THAT

If you thought "I bet Ken Sim is all in on AI", you would be correct

According to my colleague Irfaan Gaffar: Ryan Johnson has been offered the Canucks’ head of hockey operations job. “Can’t see a situation where Johnson turns that down”

I don't think I ever posted one of my most viral Sailor Moon comics here

If we actually want to appreciate moms, we should be providing free childcare, healthcare, and guaranteed income for stay-at-home parents to put more money in families’ pockets and ensure no SAHP is reliant on a partner for their economic security. Idk I think that’s better than 15% off a vacuum.

Look at my opposition leader dawg

maybe the funniest possible sentence to include here

really quite impactful!

The Washington Post is just so profoundly embarrassing now

Do these people hear themselves?

oh noooo it sure would be a shame if roughly 121,000 people living a predominantly conservative area refused to be counted in the census and accidentally eliminated a conservative electoral riding

if the employee who got caught liking the pornography on here was like 'misclick lol' and left it alone i would have thought it was a misclick. since he's going around suspending anyone who mentions it i do not believe that. i believe he was viewing the pornography lustfully

This is a wild amount of power Jonathan just win 🫣 #survivor50

nice

I think the main reason Israel is suffering from an unprecedented crisis of global negative perception is because Israeli soldiers post photos and videos of themselves doing things like this, and far worse things, every hour of every day, every week, every month of every year for the last 3 years.