Bob Iger, not remembering that Ursula has tentacles, “How could this possibly go wrong???”

The Game Awards should take the swing and reach out to Conan to host next year.

The amount of comments I’ve seen from people thinking this is good is saddening.

The Wookie facial hair should be so much stronger than it is. They have the whole face to shave and groom!

Tech CEO: We’ve made Pandora’s Box! Everyone else: You probably shouldn’t open it. Tech CEO: But how else can I have sex with it?

Black Friday Cyber Monday Giving Tuesday Purge Wednesday

"People are poor and that's not enriching the rich"

One of my favorite things my son ever said to me was when he was three and he got real close to my face and whispered "like and subscribe" and ran away.

The whole “he’s playing 4D chess” argument is only possible because he’s making moves randomly, and then every pundit weighs in on why he might be doing it, what his next move could be, and which would be worst — all out loud in front of him and his staff. The media is giving him his next play.

The AI bubble may be about to bust. Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock. We all need to say this very clearly: NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH! Expropriate their asses instead. They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet. They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3

If you never even made an attempt to get slimed at the Kid's Choice Awards did you even really have any cinematic aspirations to begin with

I feel like the pope being an American cinephile is God finally rewarding Scorsese for a lifetime of devotion

IDEA: When filing taxes, on every return, you should be able to mark which department you find most important (infrastructure, education, etc); how those percentages break down nationally would be how the budget is allocated rather than by a corporate-bought Congress.

I give this less than one day before Disney+ is flooded with some of the most vile slop you have ever seen.

Benny Safdie as Bowser Jr is certifiably bonkers.

Chuck Schumer needs to go!

I dreamt last night that I explained an app to someone. I offered such a compelling in-dream pitch I should receive an irl commission.

Brain: I need to easily organize people. They’re either THIS or THAT *life experience happens* Brain: OK. So there’s This A, This B, That A and That B *life experience happens* Brain: OK, so This A can have aspects of That B2a and That A1c and *life experience happens* Brain: People are complicated.

They tried every pitch of dog whistle and they lost big time. 😏

I mean there’s so much more to be disappointed and outraged by from the Coke company. But yeeeeea…fucking cheap loser behavior from them here. Hope they hear it from enough people to embarrass them out of this world.

I will venmo any reporter $400 to ask trump "what does SNAP stand for"

Brain: I need to easily organize people. They’re either THIS or THAT *life experience happens* Brain: OK. So there’s This A, This B, That A and That B *life experience happens* Brain: OK, so This A can have aspects of That B2a and That A1c and *life experience happens* Brain: People are complicated.

We are being ruled by absolute losers

I genuinely could not care less about what people buy with food stamps. I wouldn't even give a shit if they used them to buy cigarettes and vodka

The whole nepobaby argument really isn’t about whether they’re even talented or “deserving” of fame. These are people who have the privilege of having access from the start to disposable time and resources to dedicate themselves to a skill/art/industry. It’s far harder to manage that with rent due.

My favorite way to watch sports is thru posts

Congrats to the LA Dodgers for making my neighborhood super explode-y

our indie game: -you can stretch the world -you can stretch the world?! -brain-bending puzzles for super-portal-liminal fans -weird little guys popping up like in starfox -ˢᵉᶜʳᵉᵗˢ ˢʰʰ

If you’re hard pressed for a Halloween costume, wear a white shirt with a banana duct taped to it.

Thursday: Target to lay off 1800 corporate jobs Monday: Amazon to lay off 30,000 corporate jobs Tuesday: UPS to lay off 48,000 operations and management jobs You'd think with all these layoffs, CEOs and CFOs and COOs would also be fired. Alas.

ChatGPT is little more than SmarterChild with access to a library. Oh, and it costs a billion dollars or something, and it actually doesn’t always know how to go to the library.

ChatGPT is little more than SmarterChild with access to a library. Oh, and it costs a billion dollars or something, and it actually doesn’t always know how to go to the library.

if AI is making people work even more I'm not sure what even the stated point is

mom can you pick me up they're transvestigating voltorb

“Mia Goth” - Mario after watching The Crow

There was a time in high school where I tried to make “lasterday” replace “yesterday.” I did this for months. How fucking cringe.

It just occurred to me that “Anything You Can Do” and “You’re the Top” are the perfect classic musical yin-yang.

Late Night with Conan O'Brien was truly something special.

There was a man in his 60s slurping apple sauce in the library. That is some absolutely diabolical behavior.

Single-ply toilet paper at SoHo House in WeHo is hilarious.

if i can be honest, your honor, i hate both the player and the game

You can call anyone’s cosplay Mystique and you technically could always be correct. (Maybe even The Thing or Ditto, but they do sort of have a tell.)

This adminstration really is gonna test every blue city until they find one that will give them the riots they want, aren’t they?

Nationwide work strike until they release all the Epstein files?

Are they gone yet?

my favorite step in the scientific method: gossip

I hope I don't get raptured mid-goon

If The Rapture means my friends and I can afford to buy homes, I’m all for it. Suck ‘em up, God!

Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant. Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.