The best cymbal is probably the hi-hat, but my *favorite* is the ride. Followed by the China. Thank you.

Thinking about Disco Demolition Night. What a thing that must have been.

Not everyone makes a magnum opus that will wow the world with its terrible and powerful beauty. Sometimes your great work is just being good to people you love.

are you exactly old enough to vaguely remember Newgrounds games where you beat up George W Bush? www.bsky.app

John lennon used to get mad when people would tell him "In My Life" made them reminisce about their own lives. "It's about my life" he'd say

I love playing my bass. I have practiced 76 days in a row and it fills me with great joy. Thank you, electric bass guitar.

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I’m available for new work. Senior full stack Ruby on Rails engineer with experience owning technical projects end-to-end (architecture, performance, mentoring). Open to full-time roles, remote only. If you’re hiring (or know someone who is) email me! [email protected]

Who up zeroing they sugar

i finally put on that amy poehler podcast to see if was even remotely in the running for "best of the year" status and, just from the related videos in the sidebar, it already seems like everyone who watches it only had it autoplay on the tv above their hospital bed as they die in hospice?

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i can probably guess tho

This live performance of "Green Lights" always gets me emotional. What a beautiful thing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhnV...

Toad sipped his tea. “Frog,” he asked, “are you making this up?” “Maybe yes and maybe no,” said Frog.

me when they closed the knife store next to Spencer’s Gifts at the mall

Anyone who 1) likes Gavin Newsom 2) said it was “too early to worry” about who’s running 3) believes, like Gavin suggests, that the Democrats lost the election for being “too woke” Is: wrong

I was wondering how our eyes can stay locked on something while our head moves. Turns out: vestibulo-ocular reflex. Neat! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vestibu...

Big League Chew is the best chewing gum. Thank you. #gumthoughts

oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends

my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck

Phantasy Star Online ver.2 (DC / Sonic Team / 2001) - Pioneer II

Does anyone that follows me (already, not anyone new) want this PS5-exclusive Fortnite bundle? I could try to sell it, but I just can't be bothered.

If there's one thing I hate to taste, it's my own medicine. Of all the things I want taste, my own medicine ranks dead last. I'd taste any medicine you threw at me unless it's my own. I hate it when my friends are tasting my medicine and they're like "oh this is so good you should try some"—fuck off

Stay your hand! I am at your mercy! Take from my quailing what revenge you can - please, leave me be with my shame! Allow me to die later in my coward’s bed

It's that time of the year again

somebody call the decembrists, this one is coming in hot

*walking in a winter wonderland* ME: where's bluebird? BIRD: gone ME: w... who are you? *bird looks around shiftily* BIRD: I'm new bird

"tyrannosaurus rex" is kinda one of the craziest called shots of all time if you think about it some dude in 1905 was like 'this was definitely the most badass dinosaur so I will name it as such' and 120 years of research and new discoveries keeps proving him right.

Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter https://theonion.com/cackling-referee-declares-penalty-for-pass-interference-shall-be-10000-years-of-winter/

Make anyone fall in love with you with these eight simple words: “The Diet Mug Root Beer Dana Carvey Show”

Get out of my face (and into my face’s car)

A modicum of your favorite cream

Very few films or shows talk about the soft drink "Fresca". Something to think about. #sodathoughts

Perfect screenshot. Worf as a focal point is already killer, then your eyes travel to Data in the friar haircut and you think "this can't possibly get any better," and then there's the finishing blow of Geordi in his space visor plucking a lute

I learned about Type O Negative recently and I’m kinda obsessed

Me and the Bros were talking and he knows how mad gaunt you were looking. Like, hella sickly. Keep it up man. You’re wasting away.

Tonight’s Night Sodas: Big Red Zero Sugar and Club Lemon

Look, not everything is great or even good these days. But you can still enjoy a delicious butterscotch hard candy. #butterscotchthoughts

Yeah, this is going on Grandma’s tree

Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.