I need a Bomba to get me out of this funk.

New thread in which I post the weirdest shit Vinted showed me that day

I hear your da’s out there angrily tearing the flags down from the lampposts.

Popped into big Tesco for milk and World In Motion was on. Read the bloody room guys

Tommy Tactics?

My highlight of the first half - household member glanced up at the screen and said, 'oh that's nice, Princess Anne is there.' It was Mick Jagger

Your mum

8 year cancer check up today. Just sat outside a tiny pub in a very quiet alley, looking up through the buildings at the clouds drifting past and shed a couple of tears, happy ones.

There's a really unintentionally funny ai video going round of the England team fighting in the Falklands. Bellingham cries his eyes out when Thatcher starts congratulating them at the end.

Timothée Mallette

We've got no chance against this Spain team but I'm fucking delighted for Porro.

Harry Kane searching for chilli powder must be one of the biggest inaccuracies in advertising history

What. An. Album

A real shame to hear Sam Neill's passed away. As well as a great, versatile actor, he seemed a genuinely good guy as well. What a legacy - Possession, Jurassic Park, Event Horizon, In the Mouth of Madness, Dead Calm, Until the End of the World, Omen III, Sleeping Dogs, Hunt for the WIlderpeople...

"I don't want to go to nursery, I want to watch TV and eat something" Apple, not far from tree.

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

did anyone do this yet

DJed fucking Spence ❤️

Come on England!

Don't mind it

We have a contender for "died tying a flag to a lamppost"

rest in piss ann widdecombe. you simply won't be missed 👋

We've got a game!

Loathe anyone that could see Penelope Cruz and Noel Gallagher standing side by side and name check the latter.

Started my evening with a bottle of Henry Weston's and I'm instantly pissed

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Nursery had to close early today so there was only one thing for it, ice cream.

the fun thing about this is it's not even an exaggeration of what half of centrists think

Left wingers when one of the best footballers in the world is white Vs fascist when someone black acts in a film.

If a centre back kisses the ball pre penalty there's only one outcome

This might be the first and only time I find the whole Count Binface bollocks mildly amusing

Can't decide if the Swiss coach is handsome in a Mads Mikkelsen way or just a bit weird looking

It's exhausting.

Kids watching the first Scooby Doo film and it is the horniest kids film I've ever seen. How did I miss this as a teenager

Just seen the score, hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahaha.

Ronaldo screaming “I’m back” after two goals against Uzbekistan and then scoring one charity penalty before being knocked out of the Round of 16 again is my highlight of the World Cup unless he gets arrested later.

Thank God for that, put us out of our misery

Porro is quietly having a very good tournament

A curious sight for anyone that hasn't watched a game of professional football for 2+ years

Why is James Maddison morphing into Marcus Wareing?

Classic of the genre. Cunt

The thing which the entire political class is united upon, to the point of instant reflex, is hatred of children. Closing youth centres, banning social media, criminalising them for acts of boredom, brutally policing their bathroom usage - this will be the source of future anthropological analysis.

Yeah same actually

"we want to do whatever we can to support parents with the cost of living" Oh good, so universal free school meals? Rent controls? Price caps on essential items? Tackling the profiteering utility companies? No. Temporarily reducing VAT on trips to amusement parks

Best interview ever.

Disclosure Day deserves a couple of Razzie's

Should have ripped off an imaginary eye mask and raced over to the opposite corner for his celebration though

new metaphor just dropped