Antifa Activist Michael Heseltine Shifts Overton Window Leftwards

Imagine you're at a writers' retreat with the lads and you're all showing off a draft after dinner and then your mate's girlfriend goes here is the novel Frankenstein which I just wrote

Been waiting for an opportunity for this one, gutted to have missed it in the cinema. Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning #NowWatching #FilmSky

Couldn't watch the Leeds game, maybe I need to miss a few more. Over the moon for Tel and Kudus, furious with Porro for fluffing that disgusting little pass from Xavi. How did we actually play? COYS

Had a really nice shift in life recently, managed to find a nice 3 bed house with a garden that we can somehow afford the rent on and left our flat. Having the extra living space for our little boy has lifted a weight I didn't realise was there and I'm so grateful.

Not one for the cool kids but what the fuck do they know. You could keep Pete Doherty's heroin and supermodel gf antics, my 00s rock and roll idol was an autistic, McDonalds addicted loner. #5debutalbums0004

Giving #5debutalbums0004 a bit of a look. Kicking off with these two at work this afternoon.

If there's something inside that you wanna say, say it out loud it'll be okay, I will be your light... Really special evening not remotely encapsulated by the sole photo I took.

Going to a standing gig in the midst of a gout attack, pray for me

The media telling us Jimmy Savile was a 'national treasure' while at the same time telling us George Michael was a 'sick pervert' should be all you need to never trust a single word they utter, ever again.

Seeing 'The Three E.P.'s" live tomorrow and I am a little bit excited.

meanwhile at the Riyadh Comedy Festival

The path this Labour government (with a fucking massive majority) currently has us on.

Not losing is a really nice habit and that's the only positive I can take from that second half. Long way to go

I was quite looking forward to tonight's MOTD as well

The language used is so telling. Blasé to the point of pathological. ‘Conflict’ ‘Adversaries’ ‘Someone you object to’ If you can sit through the architect of a realtime genocide, what kind of person are you? These people care more about ‘manners’ than the orchestrated killing of a population.

I'm prone to hyperbole but fuck it, Geese are the best rock and roll band in the world atm, back to back masterpieces.

💤💤💤💤💤

nailed on he has floated a father ted reboot but it got turned down because 90% of the script was various characters talking about sissy porn and autogynophilia

I think "I see you've played knifey spoony before" is my most oft repeated Simpsons quite irl

I really love the Instagram accounts that just post the same viral clip every single day. I've watched "He said he looks like Buzz Lightyear" every day for about a month never gets old

Fucking good point that.

The inconsistency of decisions in this game when attackers have their back to defenders when the balls played into them is maddening, both ways

Do I know anyone that could help identify this small bead I just found on the Thames Estuary? It's probably 5mm across

Do I know anyone that could help identify this small bead I just found on the Thames Estuary? It's probably 5mm across

The only Hitler quote that I've ever knowingly uttered is "I'd like to buy some speed"

I think Brennan Johnson should start this weekend

'After The Love Has Gone' just came on the radio at work, is it a hot take to suggest Maurice White doesn't get the respect he deserves?

I like to enjoy them stoned.

My parents invited people over for a BBQ to see them take off/land from the airport they back onto just this Summer, not even a display, they just flew in and out.

D and it’s not close.

Feel like Shearer is really over egging the "Spurs just can't get out" pudding.

I'd only listened to the instrumental Maruja EP and really enjoyed it, imagine my horror when I put the album on today and heard these god awful vocals. Awful

Fuck Radiohead.

Tough choice for Starmer to sack Mandelson, but we can all agree it was masterful of him to only do this after 48 solid hours saying he would not sack him because he really really likes and trusts the guy who supported the most famous paedophile the world has ever known.

Bullshit, everyone knows who Mandelson is and has done for years

Halloween costume ideas for a couple and their 2 year old?

"I'm going down there."

That's 9 minutes of my life I'm not getting back 💤

Hall & Oates - I Can't Go For That

Wildcard time already

Red Hill Mining Town 34th? Disgrace. Also, fuck U2

hahahahaha

Double Infinity is a bit meh. Glad I didn't pre-order it

It’s hard not to think that Labour’s intention isn’t even retaining power at this point, but to usher in fascism instead

Been up since 4.30 watching the live action and animated Lilo & Stitch b2b. yay.