I recommend blasting Holding out for a Hero and throwing shapes lads. It's what she would have wanted and it will do you good. SO MUCH DRAMA in one song 🥰

I (fuckin) need my tiles tonight I (fuckin) need them more than ever

We've insisted your country are shit for years and belittled you across the media forever. How dare you not support us. lol, ram it.

Seen some "can't understand Duncan Ferguson" posts in the wild and tbh I double dare you to say it to his face

Lol 2 for 2, nice one lad

Sorry but wtaf. Have a guess what all the Councillors who voted for women in the Highlands to be unable to take taxis look like

Having snapped my wrist doing something equally stupid (falling out a taxi) can I just say,...lol

Obviously it’s immensely satisfying to see pictures of Ronaldo crying, but let’s not lose sight of the fact that he’ll still be crying off camera in the dressing room and possibly in his hotel room and maybe even on the flight home

Ronaldos Adams apple looks actually painful

Did you know the Scots word fud as in "c'mere ya wee fud" is old Norse for cunt? Just a useful fact this week. You're welcome fuð - Wiktionary, the free dictionary share.google/Ti1dmsDydaN3...

Never stayed up cos I'm not that much of a masochist. Assume Harry played like someone has his family again. Fair play to Jude who I doubt will get his flowers.

Your mum phoned the school, America. The shame

Where's YOUR fuckin poppies? Heatwave is heatwaving with our 15th day of rain but I guess it's pretty

Evening

Back in the penis via message days:

Starmer currently having a meltdown. Fucked it lad

Hahahahahahaha hmmm suspicious

i love him sm 🥰

"When I was a young boy. My father took me into the city To see a marching band." lol. Good luck emos

Twitter flashback

And football was born 😉

womp womp

Well there's a new fear unlocked I would never have thought of 😩

‘The Cathouse must stay open’

It's unfortunate that everytine I hear the word Mexico, Down in Mexico by The Coasters plays in my head. That won't get annoying

They should have a wee wander over the glenfinnan viaduct for the proper experience really

Seeing English people on the TL go heavy on cheering for their team against DR Congo

Dunno maybe the majestic swan dive pictured just a wild guess

My big brother and I made a bonfire on the living room carpet and lit it with my baptismal candle stuck in the gas fire

I'm not sure referring to cis women as deserving to be baby factories is the right choice no matter how angry you are. It just underlines your deep seated misogyny

See if you're not gonna bother explaining what's in the photo why bother with alt text at all? Fake ass progressives round here like the fake ass feminists. Maybe I should have some food

Really aced the pitch to the devolved nations

hmmm think it might be people not realising investments can go up and down that's making them hard to sell tbh

Single het women turning 40

A bruise the shape of Australia has come up on my hip/arse if you even care

i can't believe they vaporized a baby for this

Really is gonna tie himself in knots with this North pish. Unless he adds "of England" to it, oh deary me

I am the darkness here for your soul, when I grow into my ears and feet

Personally I'd like them pumped like your hands Charlie boy but crack on

So close lol

TIL don't go on a scooter (the push kind) with wide legged joggers on

Dinner and a show dahling

Didn't take long. Wonder if its cos of the energy (oops forgot about that) or the water, both of which they'll need

Thunderstorm my hole. Hasn't even rained. Appears to have hit the East who don't even deserve it. Can a girl not even experience some extreme nature from the comfort of bed? God damn it

Snow blower lmao

My god these cunts are insufferable and hnever seem to understood many of our buildings are the same age as their country

What catmint does to a girl. She has such a good life

What's it called when someone claims every affliction going in a poor me way yet, spends their day blowing smoke up their own ass? Just wondering for reasons.

Womp womp