Middle of the night thank you for your lovely birthday wishes selfie that will self destruct. ❤️ You're all lovely. Ps. Always always take your selfies with a bright light in your face when you hit 44. Top tip!

WTAF. Nooooooooo. Glasgow is fucking full of muralists! guess they dont need my council tax

Collapsed with sunstroke during this song at Glastonbury (about a million years ago) and was carried out by my mate. Managed to lose his limited edition Beastie Boys hat I was wearing, in the process. So yeah my expectations are lower tbh. This feels about right

lol and lmao. Boiler exploded apparently. Surely wont be getting unionised workers in to fix it

Heated Rivalry restoring my faith in men. 🥹 Gay men. not the straight ones.... Ew.

Hows about we get the freemasons in the ranks identified, like the Met, first lads and also Fuck no.

my 1% Icelandic heritage appreciates this

Can't possibly think why that is..... So feart

Ended the week with some card fraud and a jury citation so 2026 can get fucked but also, cats exist.

Considering the discourse literally a week ago was centered around not standing by a pal of he's a danger and consent....hmmmm 🧐

This is going to be comedy

First they allowed men you'd blocked ,sight of your posts, now they're stripping women and girls 8 times a minute. How are we in this place. This is why I refrain from posting so much. I've never felt more vulnerable online

The end goal of Grok sexual harassment is to make women afraid to be visible. It’s a punishment for daring to exist in a way the perpetrators can’t control. There’s no one solution to this, because the problem isn’t just technological. It’s cultural. It’s misogyny. This is just one expression of it.

Braw morning for a walk

Anyway, here's some of my coping mechanism from 2025

I've turned into Margaret Thatcher and can only sleep 4 hours at a time 😫 and not at all after 4am. Proving that study that says perimenopause starts upto 10 years earlier in women with ADHD and makes your symptoms a pure bastard. Do we not suffer enough. I mean really.

We get the 2nd off because historically hogmanay was the main celebration because Christmas was banned for 400 years by the prods during the reformation. So thanks I guess?

Having sat back and observed and dipped in, you get quite a different perspective. Pattern recognition kicks in and you start seeing hypocrisy and behaviours repeating. I recommend it. One of the best things I did for my MH was to stop and observe, myself mainly, but others too. 5am thoughts.

Bit crude

With universal free school meals I may have had lunch at school instead of not, because they made me queue up in front of the school every Monday. A man who clearly doesn't understand child poverty

Happy new year lads. Might actually post in 2026 lol Hope your year is the year you deserve ❤️ Some random highlights

Humiliation kink. Has to be

This clearly means we're winning the world cup. I will take no follow up questions

Can't think of a better time to have a child than when you can't afford condoms. Christ.

Immensely happy I took his photo

Still a menace #caturday

This never happens. Taking it as a good omen for 2026

Insecure men being actual monsters really is a theme in this nightmare timeline

Safe access zones have hugely reduced the number of anti-choice protests near hospitals. It is something that government should look at in relation to hotels. These protests are designed to spread fear. They don’t reflect the community that I represent. www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politic...

How could I be eating your plant when I'm so handsome?

Imagine having a sandy vagina about a legitimate miracle

Are the men I work with AI?

Tell them unruly jocks to be deferential. Incredible political nous Rachel hen

International mens day should mean the sacrifice of an international man in celebration of this joyous occasion, like the incels making this poison

Blessings to whoever gave the Danes the shits

Now do medical trials, kitchen counter heights, the size of mobile phones, the temperature in offices, Safety equipment and PPE, Spacesuits...

Predatory Lords pissing in the street. Surely an ASBO is required or preferably indecent exposure

As someone who was a teen in the late 90s, this is just silly Geoff

I have nothing but love for the Irish concept of "He/she's got notions" and the ripping that then follows. Bring back shame is what I say

Theo raising not even a blink at the fireworks. I give the impression I *might* move my leg 0.01 mm? Scraped off the ceiling

My brain still refuses to accept Bari Weiss is the name of a person and not an evil multinational conglomerate

One of my fave random facts is Gil's dad was the first black player for Celtic in 1951

Also. London moots who rent. How the fuck are you alive?

Maybe all those consumer led businesses like the pubs and clubs who are dying should start arguing for action

Hopefully the start of a Wales Scotland independence tag team

we have enough of your nuclear weapons, ta

Billionaire Fred is fear mongering cos he wants to make more profit from the misery of, in the main, men. We need to start recording any suicide linked to gambling. Evil evil cunts.