"Scotland has long been a global leader in wistful disappointment thanks to a natural abundance of sexless, pasty-faced introverts" 💀 the accuracy

He will move any mountain I hear

Embrace your crone is the gist really

Seen a lot of "I can't be perimenopausal I'm only late 30s" Dsprogramme yourself and Google it, especially if ND or have a feeling you may be. We've been sold so much shite cos of lack of research.

Indubitably

"Females" Danger alert. And we do, just not the floor piss that is brewdog

making the assumption that everybody is not currently lol

Leprechaun traps? What in the yank wank is this?

A LOT of castles, cos they're everywhere. The week in Saltcoats orienteering and picking litter off the beach was an Ayrshire classic though. Why go to Belgium or France when they can get free labour at home

Painted for the first time in a while, just some quick birbs. Lolling at how angry he turned out

every louis theroux documentary ever

It's commonplace now for women to choose to be solo. Cos lbh the treatment you get from a fantastic empathetic man you can get from a mediocre female friend. I used to yearn for a "good man" lol. Embarrassing. Now I protect my own peace 👍 Yous are just making more women like me. Carry on lads x

@nytimes.com "haze" is in Connections today and you seem to have omitted the words "incredible" "hot" and "badass" 🤔

So far it's tame tbh. We know all of this. There are men out there who had their fragile little egos bruised at some point and lose their shit. We know this. Kudos to Louis obvs for raising the profile of insecure men being the real terror in the world I guess.

I will have more nuanced take on it a. When I've watched it and b. When I don't wanna punch people in the throat. Thank you for your time

Smug marrieds should pipe down about about the Louis doc tbh. Lol, you think your man is immune cos he put a cheap ring on it. Lmao

We really need to rid the world of insecure men

Irregular choice, 'I'm a zany witch" boots with the whole craft cupboard glued on them

Ignoring the existential threat unfolding and instead, I'm watching my new pals in the garden

Tldr: see how any UKG has treated Scotland since 2014

Scottish Labour Conference being today is just a cherry on top really

Weirdly timed given his mother is in the papers today talking about the impact of Testosterone gel on her sexlife. Am I saying it's related. Noooooo

My mother was 10lb 2oz. I was 9lb 6oz. I am 5'2". You better fucking believe I'd be having a section if pregnant. People are older, babies are bigger....lets just make it as humane and safe as possible for birther and baby and not have the ongoing stupid discourse

Barrier breaking? She used the angry black women trope on 18 year olds, castigated girls there as plus size models for being overweight, told a girl reporting sexual assault to laugh it off and don't make a scene. She's a demon lizard who *upheld* barriers you donuts

We should treat them like we treat twitter. SHUN THEM. EVILLLLL. BE GONE! etc

Italian Scots did it babe. Like the Indian Scots in the OP x

The best male that ever lived is 12 today 🥹❤️

Misconduct in a public office is very Al Capone tbh when he was done for tax evasion instead of you know, all the murder

Being a woman in the office is having to listen to a mediocre older man repeat things you've argued for for years, in his man voice to another man, and receive plaudits for his innovation without losing your fucking mind This is why I shouldn't have to be in an office

Crepes aren't pancakes and nutella can get in the bin

Theodorable calming the rage. He did wake me up again clattering around the bath chasing his tail but look at that face 🥰 12 on Friday still acting the kitten

May as well call themselves a physical health service. I started my mental health care trauma at 11 and have paid 000s for therapy over the years having many an argument with a GP. Not once did they diagnose me correctly (cos girl) We shouldn't have to fight for help.

Well played nature. Really capturing the zeitgeist. The collapse of connection. The rubble that is romance. 😚👌 mwah 10/10

Who's this Scott guy?

Happy valentines day nypost.com/2018/12/24/f...

Was at dinner for my sister's 40th. Took a pic of my nephew's hand on mine. He's 5. Dear god.

The shadow over Ratfink's face is fitting

I'm gonna say no, but I imagine his ick allowance with het women, is much higher than the average bear

Picture 1: Two plain clothes police officers during a search of Peter Mandelson's home Picture 2: Police search Nicola Sturgeon and Peter Murrell's home

In the year of our lord 2026 no less. Man, they just fuckin hate us

No new pictures where are you at mentally

What happens to his tigers? 🥺 I think this is the one with tigers not the one who played in Serie A cos daddy said so

Today I'll be mostly hating people with cars. Ever tried to move and your moving van can't park in your mother fucking street? Yeah that.

This day is fucking terrible. Catherine O'Hara 😭

January 2026:

Love being an ageing woman in the patriarchy. Older women are critical to the species. Particularly women over 50 who are caring for parents and children and grandchildren whilst working full time. They educate the next generation they are incredible but 2 in 3 struggle with their MH. Wonder why.

Tdawg decided a 5.30am bath on the back of my head was required

Easily amused

hell yeah. "charity" my hoop