what in the shit was that

Exhibit B: the USMNT

Welp

Are we gonna get a classic goal after unexpected goalie blunder?

This is a Trump rally, not a July Fourth rally. My tax dollars should not be paying for this. Trump should have to.

Golazo from Sidny Lopes Cabral, level again

That goal hits multiple standards for immortality: 1. World Cup 2. Extra time 3. Equalizer 4. Massive underdog 5. Sublime strike 6. Angled perfectly for the camera so you can see it as soon as it leaves his foot

Holy fuck what a goal for Cabo Verde

Has this been done

Another bloody sports sock has hit the skyline

Composition (Petit univers), by Joan Miró, 1933, 📸 by @morgantencza.bsky.social for @fortyonemag.com

I love Telemundo taking jabs at Fox. “Welcome everyone who does not speak Spanish. It’s okay. You are welcome.”

Genuinely curious how many Latin American households are gonna be glued to Mexico vs Ecuador tonight

WE GOT A SHOOTER!

Ok so who still has an old Markstrom jersey they can dust off?

Schmid? Sure why not

as a hockey fan, i'm prepared to debate that goalie interference call endlessly.

Another Captain infinity stone for the collection!

You are about to witness the largest bus parked in-front of Paraguay goal

1982 Algeria: HEY, AUSTRIA! HOW DARE YOU COLLUDE IN A MATCH SO BOTH TEAMS CAN QUALIFY? 2026 Algeria: ....WITHOUT ME?

Somewhere, Kevin Durant just felt a shiver in his foot

Lmao another Kevin Durant offsides

Miami Colombians might murder someone tonight at this rate

Modric is still ridic, which is wild

Cmon you Panamas

someone find KO stat

Arda Guler is filthy

Stuart Skinner Vezina campaign with the Panthers would be kinda funny, ngl

SAK PASE

If y’all think 45yo CR7 isn’t gonna be trotted out at a World Cup hosted in Portugal…

MY DRINK IS OUZO MY CHEESE IS FETA FUCK THE KNICKS HEAT ARE BETTA

MY GOVERNOR FASCIST MY SENATORS FASCIST MUCH OF MY COMMUNITY SUPPORTS FASCISM MY SEA LEVELS RISE HEAT IN FIVE

What’s PJ Tucker up to

When Miami got Jimmy I don’t think anyone respectable had them as serious competitors and they went to the Finals twice and were a 1 seed in another year.

Fuck it, can we get LeBron and Brown too? Now I’m feeling greedy 👀

FOR FUCKING EVAAAAAAA

GO GET ME LEBRON

You know what, maybe

Sooo Giannis, huh?

Oh right, Mbappe still real good

Miroslav Klose, it was an honor 🫡

If you thought the Panthers were a pain in the ass before…

I guess we don't need a goalie?

what in the fuck are we doing?

PANTHERS CLOSE TO ACQUIRING BRADY?! WHAT

Guessing no Mackie also opens up a spot for Vilmaniac 👀

Holy shit Zito cooking something. I can not believe he got a 1st and 2nd for Mackie. I hope Mackie kicks ass for the Kraken.