"As per my previous email, two teams from the same confederation cannot go into the same World Cup group."

"Why it matters: The intoxicated suspect was a raccoon." 10/10, no notes.

watch the Patriots-Giants game and a Jets game broke out?

Parenting lifehack for kids birthday parties: Find a chair, sit in it. Enjoy.

Quick Stop-lookin ass CVS.

among the dallas stars players picked to model the '99 alternate jerseys: Wyatt Johnston, born in 2003, and Jake Oettinger, born in 1998.

Onetime Ranger and current Belleville Senator Arthur Kaliyev is accused of scamming his ex out of over $50K to fund what she describes as a rampant gambling addiction that’s gone unaddressed by figures around the NHL. nypost.com/2025/11/03/s...

Some dude is giving a get laid out on the football field tomorrow and its not referred as getting And Pages-ed, ima be furious.

And we head to Game 8...

A Creedence Clearwater Revival cover band, called The John Fauxgerty Experience

18 innings? In this economy??

Now You See Me Now You See Me 2 Now You See Me, Now You Don't Now You See Me: Peekaboo! Now You See Me: The Quest For Object Permanence Now You See Me: Use Your Allusion (But Don't Pick Poe) Now You Sea Me: Ocean Magic Now You See Me: A Retrospective

Karl-Anthony Towns is all at once doubtful, questionable and expected to play for the Knicks tonight. he's Schrodinger's KAT.

If you see James Corden getting involved, just know: the Louvre heist is really just an elaborate marketing scheme for Ocean's 9.

At a Trunk or Treat and just watched two kids dressed at Batman essentially Spiderman meme one another and now my brain is broken.

Gotta wonder what the ROI is on showing me the same 5 commercials - one for a product im already engaged with! - during a live game stream over and over again is

At the Islanders game, where they played Sum 41's "Fat Lip," a song that came out six years before rookie defenseman Matthew Schaefer was born.

Yom Kippur has begun:

[one minute before sundown at Yankee Stadium] Alex Bregman: [in the dugout stuffing his face with Hebrew National hot dogs]

Red Sox use Crochet gem, tight-knit effort to needle Yankees send skeet

Costco is sneakily like Ikea in that I keep seeing couples leaving on nom-speaking terms.

good news: i have yet to be cut from an NFL roster. the dream lives on!

y'all, get yourself a man, woman, person, pet, friend, houseplant, whatever that looks at you like this.

Jason Giambi famously wore a thong to break out of slumps, but I think something got lost in translation with the Mets

every time Lt. Kaffee says, "Six months. It’s nothing. It’s a hockey season," i get angrier than i should.

Had a dental procedure a few weeks ago, everyone laughed about Kool and the Gang's "Celebration" playing as it started. We did not acknowledge that today's follow-up began with "Let's Get It On."

something about Jazz Chisholm's Home Run Derby performance and a sad trombone? i'm workshopping, come back to me in a bit.

Been re-listening to Childish Gambino's "Camp" recently, and my god, what an absolutely killer album.

"Please sign into the beta site." no sir, not this total alpha over here. no way.

Currently with a group of folks that contains a mix of terminally online people and and alcohol and we're getting a full dissertation of "no bless yous for giacomo?"

Ohmygod the Bruins did it.

There should be a pre-draft stipulation that everything team congratulates the reigning Cup winner and thanks the draft city for their hospitality. Let's shave an hour or two off this.

Joe Thornton's HHOF speech is gonna be epic.

"'Man, it's a hot one' - Rob Thomas, ft. Santana" - Michael Blinn

i swear i thought Dicky Lovelady was an NYC mayoral candidate

guess you could say the Chicago Pope has real... ... ... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ... ... in-vestments in the White Sox.

A happy 25th birthday to @stefmara.bsky.social, the work wife they broke the mold for! Love and miss you, pal

"'Man, it's a hot one.' - Rob Thomas" - Mike Blinn

my kid whenever i ask him to do something he doesn't want to do

A game sent into overtime by Corey Perry ended in double OT by Brad Marchand. What a world we live in.

Two straight Stanley Cup Final overtime games? In this economy?

tag-teamed some PWHL news with @madkenney.bsky.social today. felt good to woho again. might have to do this more.

after last night's debate, proud to present my ranked-choice ballot for NYC's mayoral race: 5. Dylan 4. Dylan 3. Dylan 2. Dylan 1. Dylan

Leon: The Professional.

OH DIP.

I don't care who wins this game or even the series. I'm here for Henrik Lundqvist's handsome mug on my TV.

There is an art to writing headlines I didn't fully appreciate for a long time. Distilling a column or feature or in-depth writing down to a handful of words conveying nuance, allure and SEO. Sometimes, even when you nail it, you don't.

water? you mean the glorified caffeine delivery system?

Precious "Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire" Achiuwa