Tim "They Call Me Tojo" Johnson
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Technically framed initially as antagonist, but I would argue is also a protagonist in the series.
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Okay last one I swear.
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So hard to pick a favorite.
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about 20 hours ago
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Oh good.
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columbo screenshots
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alternate ending
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gravity has a big reputation, but nothing falls faster than a liberal being told that a conservative did gay stuff they can point and laugh at
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Ian Boudreau
2 days ago
Roses are red, and love is a battle
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Amy Ash
2 days ago
did you know young women are actually outpacing men in education, starting salary, home ownership, horsepower, necromancy, credit card debt, Bushidō, viscosity, corn, resistance to malicious Fog,,
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George Pearkes
2 days ago
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof
8 days ago
This is an actual Thirteenth Amendment violation, because they have not been convicted of any crime.
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Brandon Downey
3 days ago
For the Republic to live, the Supreme Court must end. Set it up with a rotating panel of senior judges, and exile Roberts to Alaska. It doesn't even require an amendment! They don't even have a legal theory, they just don't like Civil Rights and will ignore the Constitution to teaar them down.
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Brandon Downey
3 days ago
s/Roberts/Taney Court.
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blog.calif.io/p/codex-disc...
From the post: - We're publishing HTTP/2 Bomb, a remote denial-of-service exploit against most major web servers, including: nginx Apache httpd Microsoft IIS Envoy Cloudflare Pingora The vulnerable behavior exists in each server's default HTTP/2 configuration.
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Codex Discovered a Hidden HTTP/2 Bomb
14 years ago, I helped break HTTP header compression, then was asked to review the fix, which became part of HTTP/2. Life has come full circle: today we're releasing an attack I missed.
https://blog.calif.io/p/codex-discovered-a-hidden-http2-bomb
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Lord Businessman II
3 days ago
I can't stop mentioning that Marco Rubio was confirmed in a 99-0 vote that had a celebratory atmosphere and literally none of them have apologized, explicitly, for that vote
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🇨🇦🇯🇵🇺🇦Keri Highbridge
3 days ago
I think he skipped legs day
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The music of PISS reminds me of the movie "Promising Young Woman". It's well done, makes a point that should be more widely shared, and yet is so uncomfortable to watch that it's not really something you forward to everybody.
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PISS - Full Performance (LIVE at Once More With Feeling)
YouTube video by Once More With Feeling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_v0iGBBiXBI
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Jaya Saxena
3 days ago
I don't like reading sentences anymore
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Matt Herdman
4 days ago
Happy Pride month to the whole LGBTQNJ+ rainbow!
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David Waldman
5 days ago
I can’t believe we’re sleepwalking into this shit.
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Tim Duffy
6 days ago
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Lupita Nihongo
6 days ago
The most strategic fumble I’ve witnessed among dem leaders is letting their cops beat up their constituents. And it’s been going on for years and weakening us all. It leaves people with few options but to lose faith in the entire system. And faith is all you got because there isn’t very much proof
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Matt Novak
6 days ago
We murdered three more people in a boat today
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Julian Sanchez
6 days ago
This is really outrageous when you think about it. A jury found Trump sexually assaulted Carroll. News coverage often frames it like they’re political opponents.
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Radley Balko
7 days ago
The chief of staff for GOP rep/likely senate nominee Mike Collins group chatted with Richard Spencer and Nick Fuentes, told them he'd make sure racist gnome Chuck Johnson is treated well in federal prison. Also, today I learned that Johnson and JD Vance were text pals . . . in 2024!
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Why Was the Chief of Staff for a Leading Republican Senate Candidate on a Group Chat With Famous White Nationalists? The Answer Somehow Makes It Even Worse.
His boss is running for a Senate seat. He was on a group chat with Nick Fuentes.
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2026/05/senate-georgia-elections-mike-collins-nick-fuentes.html
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Matt Novak
7 days ago
“Anabella Gyasi arrived at Dulles International Airport on May 19 with a valid tourist visa to bring her son to the United States for medical treatment, and she has been detained in a holding room by Customs and Border Protection since then…”
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Judge rules detained pregnant woman and son cannot spend another night at Dulles Airport
A judge has ordered that a pregnant woman and her young son from Ghana cannot spend another night at a DC-area airport where they have been detained for more than a week.
https://abcnews.com/US/judge-rules-detained-pregnant-woman-son-spend-night/story?id=133429318
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Tressie McMillan Cottom
7 days ago
Somebody said Nick Cannon has pulled out of the America 250 Concert. And he ain’t never pulled out. (Disclosure: I am “somebody”.)
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Seth Cotlar
8 days ago
The current vibes around the future of oil prices is starting to give “Covid in early March 2020” energy.
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We need more angry punk from women in 2026. Strong opener. The song isn't on streaming yet, but I'll be keeping an eye out.
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"Lobotomize Me" - The Rat Utopia Experiment (Live in a Cave)
YouTube video by The Rat Utopia Experiment
https://youtu.be/A6t5vh6MiKg
8 days ago
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Parker Molloy
9 days ago
Trailer for X-Men '97 season two! LFG!
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Marvel Animation’s X-Men ‘97 Season 2 | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Marvel Entertainment
https://youtu.be/mfUtseK27pc?si=WdfzHcK2nhiNSlgO
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When I'm trying to get through"self-paced" learning materials and the lesson is a video:
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Scott Hechinger
9 days ago
Here's what's happening: Quietly, hoping no one will notice, SF Mayor Daniel Lurie is dissolving SF Pretrial—a 50-year community-based public safety program—& handing its entire budget to armed probation officers on July 1. No hearing. No vote on the merits. A scandal.
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Matt Novak
10 days ago
Donald Trump’s Board of Peace fund is empty
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Donald Trump’s Board of Peace fund is empty
Despite $17bn in pledges, organisation is stuck in limbo with no money flowing to projects in Gaza
https://www.ft.com/content/5ba3bd2c-0e0e-4306-84be-99d6d89b0d49?syn-25a6b1a6=1
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L.A. TACO
10 days ago
During his visit to the Watts Conservatory of Music, the hardcore punk and reggae artist spoke about his foundational "positive mental attitude" philosophy, and played a few songs with the school's teachers. The full story:
lataco.com/hr-bad-brain...
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rev. howard arson
10 days ago
this is literally autocorrect
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Seth Cotlar
12 days ago
A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”
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Stella Sacco
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Radley Balko
12 days ago
Tillis persuaded the woman who accused Hegseth of rape to come forward. Then he abandoned her and voted for Hegseth anyway. He was the deciding vote. He owns Hegseth's reign of terror at the Pentagon. He could have prevented it.
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Also even if they agree to a deal, part of it will most likely be assumed to bind the third party of Israel, who is not likely in the slightest to consider the terms of the deal when picking bombing targets.
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12 days ago
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Mekka Okereke
12 days ago
I'm not voting for a candidate that wants fascism for trans kids, but safety for me. Don't try to sell me that you're worried about rising fascism, if you think there's enough of a safety margin to throw away the 5% to 10% of anti-fascist votes that you will lose by backing an anti-trans candidate.
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Leah
13 days ago
Dog with hat tucking into a hotdog, for morale.
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Dare Obasanjo
13 days ago
I find it hilarious that tech CEOs are simultaneously claiming that employees cannot be trusted to work from home and must take Zoom calls from the office but can be trusted to work without supervision or guidance from middle managers.
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Ground Game LA
13 days ago
If you were charged, please reach out to us, we can connect you with legal counsel and help with next steps. We keep us safe. ✊🏼
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evil maid
13 days ago
i enjoy bluesky but it’s hard to keep up with the assigned reading
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Radley Balko
13 days ago
Just a reminder that earlier this month, the House passed a bipartisan bill that would make most charitable bail funds illegal.
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Reuters Legal
14 days ago
JUST IN: US judge dismisses indictment against Salvadoran migrant Kilmar Abrego
reut.rs/43mpi1l
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦
15 days ago
Protestors in Greenland are outside the U.S. embassy chanting “Go Home USA.”
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Proof that I was briefly outside.
14 days ago
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I have three selfie faces: "deer in headlights", "irritated", and "why did my mouth do that".
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The Onion
14 days ago
ST. LOUIS—Apologizing to all customers who had received a defective product, pet food giant Fancy Feast issued a massive recall Friday for 1 million cans of food that cats just kind of stared at before wandering away.
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