1) Real 2) Lol 3) It's Week 7 of Year 1

when UNC scored on the first possession of the first game and Colin Cowherd immediately posted this, and then UNC lost by 34

I root for a different AL East team, but I’m really enjoying this new podcast from my friend @roarfrom34.bsky.social sharing fans’ stories of big Orioles moments. Highly recommend.

The @Reds have defied the odds to earn October baseball!

Off to a good start.

A "once-in-a-lifetime discovery" — A “teen” pachycephalosaur from Mongolia’s Gobi Desert may provide answers to lingering questions around the dinosaur group. The fossil represents a new species of pachycephalosaur and is the oldest and most complete skeleton of this dinosaur group found to date.

LET’S GO!!!

We used to live in a real country with regional, geographically contiguous basketball conferences that had great logos like this.

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

There aren't many stories that prompt gasps at our editors' daily budget meeting. But this was one.

Full resignation letter from Demetre C. Daskalakis, a CDC leader, does not hold back. "The recent shooting at CDC is not why I am resigning. My grandfather, who I am named after, stood up to fascist forces in Greece and lost his life doing so. I am resigning to make him and his legacy proud."

As a victim of this, I'm glad this issue is finally getting the attention it deserves. Children are vulnerable to dangerous addictions like this one, which is directly linked to increased rates of misery and cynicism

holy hell Jung Hoo Lee caught the ball between his knees 🤯(the full speed shot was needed)

if there’s NOT an off-field issue with Nahas then it makes today’s presser completely inexcusable and the club really owes him an apology

This doesn’t sound good.

hey I decided not to watch baseball today and can someone tell me what the fuck is going on

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this one

WGA statement on Paramount’s decision to cancel the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

Trevor Bauer returned from the Japanese minor leagues today, and he immediately surrendered the longest home run in recorded history (594 ft) to Hiroshima’s Elehuris Montero

This was Vin Scully's call of Henry Aaron's 715th home run. Tonight Major League Baseball cut off the first sentence, starting it with the "What a marvelous moment" part because they don't want to anger the white supremacists who run our country and of whom Rob Manfred is an ardent supporter.

For the tenth consecutive year why can’t Fox put names and stats up for the players.

Republicans in Congress authorized Trump to make Americans pay 50% more for anything they buy from Brazil because they are prosecuting his friend. None of this is possible without their acquiescence, and not one has spoken out against them so they own every bit of every tariff.

The 🐐 is back!!!

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Extremely dark that the entire U.S. government is lying down to be steamrolled by something called the Trump agenda for fear of some force called "Donald Trump" while the actual Donald Trump has no idea what's happening

Can always spot a @baumann.bsky.social story on @fangraphs.com by the headline. (And I mean that as the highest compliment.)

I laughed so hard I dropped my phone into the abyss under the ottoman

Since 1970, hitters with 3 HR before their pitcher gave up a hit TONIGHT- Spencer Steer (CIN) 9/16/2022 - Yordan Alvarez (HOU) 8/10/2019 - Aristides Aquino (CIN) 9/10/1979 - Carney Lansford (CAL) 7/26/1970 - Johnny Bench (CIN) Today is the only time the no-hitter has reached the 6th.

This would be the largest public lands sell-off in modern U.S. history and it's happening with no hearings, no debate, and no public input. See what public lands would be available for sale: www.wilderness.org/articles/med...

These were made for @roarfrom34.bsky.social.

Wrote about Winston-Salem’s hottest new trend: People gathering at midnight to watch the lights turn off on an extremely phallic skyscraper. www.ncrabbithole.com/p/winston-sa...

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

very fun to read frederick douglass accurately describe the problem with the pardon power in 1867

“Gold standard science.”

As much as I loathe the Panthers, they were the better team. Still can’t help but wonder how this series would have been different if the Canes had gotten to their game sooner.

WE BACK!

SEBASTIAN F’N AHO!

CANES WIN! THE STREAK IS OVER!

I don’t even know what to say about the Canes at this point.

Thought the Canes getting swept in four straight 1-goal games in 2023 was as frustrating as it could get as a fan, but this is way worse.

The turnout for Everton's final game at Goodison Park is staggering 🤯 This stadium is more than a place, it's a vessel of memory which means so much to so many 💙

Carbury: "Jaccob Slavin, how he's not in the Norris Trophy conversation every year, it doesn't seem right. ... He's one heck of a player."

After RFK posted this pic and declared the Caps "my new hometown team," Washington lost 3 straight and have now been eliminated from the NHL playoffs.

Let’s go Canes!