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'The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry'
#COYS
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Now that all other socials are deleted, gonna repost some old faves here. May make a thread, may not. Kinda just playing around with
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8 months ago
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Hz
2 days ago
That Sarah hurwitz quote should end her career BTW It won't but it should
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Quack Quack motherfuckers
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Max Berger
11 days ago
The reason people think the Democratic Party doesn't actually stand for anything is because it doesn't.
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jamelle
11 days ago
seems to me that those democrats inclined not to fight perceive themselves as living through a somewhat ordinary cycle of presidential overreach and backlash and not something much more significant and dangerous
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Adam Serwer
8 months ago
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
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Brendel
14 days ago
It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points
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Tim Onion
16 days ago
Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
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Mina Kimes
16 days ago
Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
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Matt Pearce
16 days ago
Politicians should probably get on Bluesky to get better in touch with the American electorate.
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onion person
16 days ago
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
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Tim Onion
16 days ago
There are more of us than there are of them.
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And with that free kick from Porro, and we've about matched our xG from the weekend
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16 days ago
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Gutted for Bergvall but that is absolutely unequivocally the correct decision. Hope he's okay but good on the medics for taking that stand
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A car in front of the bus I'm on was driving slow and erratic, so the bus driver honked at him and said verbatim "C'mon! Bust a move!" You just don't get this kind of entertainment in a car
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This is the best post on this website so far
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about 1 month ago
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Beccas can't be choosers
about 1 month ago
*homestar runner voice* twansgendaw
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Archie and Gabbiee working on a puzzle together 🥺♥️
about 2 months ago
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derek guy
about 2 months ago
being a cat person is so crazy bc you live with someone who is undeniably annoying and you're always thinking "maybe i should get another cat"
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For the Town 💚💛🫡
@oaklandballers.bsky.social
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Wedding SZN
2 months ago
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò
2 months ago
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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Butter and preserves on an Eggo waffle Thank me later
2 months ago
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ceej
3 months ago
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
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milo
3 months ago
It will never not be very funny that we're City's bogey team
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Men in Blazers Media Network
3 months ago
VAR says Tottenham fans deserve happiness too 🤍
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Andrew Lawrence
3 months ago
that the phrases “intentionally destroying the economy” and “worst economic president of our lifetimes” arent being said everywhere right now by dem politicians makes my head want to explode
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Andrew Lawrence
3 months ago
every single democrat should be saying this
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mtsw
3 months ago
what Americans seem to want is to be able to buy whatever product they want without government interference but also an ironclad guarantee that all store-sold products are safe, and we just need to recognize that these are contradictory ideas and we're gonna have to make people mad about the former
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NathanAClark
3 months ago
👑 🐦
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Ken Jennings
3 months ago
A sweet old lady wrote me to ask if I would help her out by signing off Jeopardy! every night saying "Don't forget your night medicine, my friends." I am actively considering this.
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝔹𝕝𝕦𝕖 🌊
3 months ago
No purity tests.
#Solidarity
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James Van Fleet
3 months ago
“Shawshank” is a great example of classical storytelling. Direct and clear and patient and builds its dramatic turns off our understanding of character needs and wants. Great examples of “surprising except in retrospect.” Best ever? Hell, not my call to make, but also think its popularity is earned.
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Aaron Rupar
3 months ago
aging well, unfortunately 👇
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Mehdi Hasan
4 months ago
Hmm, what do ‘central camps’ and ‘final plan’ remind you of? 🤷🏽♂️👇🏽
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darth™️
4 months ago
the only people who believe this is remotely acceptable in a serious relationship have obviously never been in one
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aruss updates
4 months ago
Hey, Jake Tapper, there’s an elderly man wandering and shouting from the rooftop of his house.
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Aaron Rupar
4 months ago
Hochul: "This is a war. We are at war. And that's why the gloves are off and I say, bring it on."
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When it's 11:15 on a Monday and 6 different people have already messaged you about stuff you shouldn't have to deal with
4 months ago
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derek guy
4 months ago
"stick to menswear"
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I am so not ready to deal with this on an emotional level Thank you for everything, Captain 🫡🇰🇷♥️
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4 months ago
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Skipjack
4 months ago
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Kevin M. Kruse
4 months ago
“The president cut your health care so he could build himself a golden ballroom” is a pretty easy message to sell
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Mueller, She Wrote
4 months ago
Dems. Wanna get your polling out of the gutter? Stop talking about redrawing house maps in blue states and do it. Go big. Don't match them seat for seat. Blow them out of the water. Then endorse Mamdani. You're welcome. Love, Allison
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Tim Onion
4 months ago
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
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The Onion
4 months ago
Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
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Cai
4 months ago
That's why I'm saying that this is a global social media phenomenon, it's not going away, and we have a much harder fight on our hands than people are acknowledging here.
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jamelle
4 months ago
really nothing better than being able to entertain friends with food and drink
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Brendel
4 months ago
People keep trying to make me feel bad for laughing about this but guess what eggheads it’s still pretty funny
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Dr. Davey F. Wright ⛏️🦕🧬
4 months ago
"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
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onion person
4 months ago
democrats love to be completely useless and not take up the mantle on 80-20 slamdunk issues
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