That Sarah hurwitz quote should end her career BTW It won't but it should

Quack Quack motherfuckers

The reason people think the Democratic Party doesn't actually stand for anything is because it doesn't.

seems to me that those democrats inclined not to fight perceive themselves as living through a somewhat ordinary cycle of presidential overreach and backlash and not something much more significant and dangerous

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points

Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.

Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now

Politicians should probably get on Bluesky to get better in touch with the American electorate.

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

There are more of us than there are of them.

And with that free kick from Porro, and we've about matched our xG from the weekend #COYS

Gutted for Bergvall but that is absolutely unequivocally the correct decision. Hope he's okay but good on the medics for taking that stand #COYS

A car in front of the bus I'm on was driving slow and erratic, so the bus driver honked at him and said verbatim "C'mon! Bust a move!" You just don't get this kind of entertainment in a car

This is the best post on this website so far

*homestar runner voice* twansgendaw

Archie and Gabbiee working on a puzzle together 🥺♥️

being a cat person is so crazy bc you live with someone who is undeniably annoying and you're always thinking "maybe i should get another cat"

For the Town 💚💛🫡 @oaklandballers.bsky.social

Wedding SZN

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

Butter and preserves on an Eggo waffle Thank me later

my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy

It will never not be very funny that we're City's bogey team

VAR says Tottenham fans deserve happiness too 🤍

that the phrases “intentionally destroying the economy” and “worst economic president of our lifetimes” arent being said everywhere right now by dem politicians makes my head want to explode

every single democrat should be saying this

what Americans seem to want is to be able to buy whatever product they want without government interference but also an ironclad guarantee that all store-sold products are safe, and we just need to recognize that these are contradictory ideas and we're gonna have to make people mad about the former

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A sweet old lady wrote me to ask if I would help her out by signing off Jeopardy! every night saying "Don't forget your night medicine, my friends." I am actively considering this.

No purity tests. #Solidarity

“Shawshank” is a great example of classical storytelling. Direct and clear and patient and builds its dramatic turns off our understanding of character needs and wants. Great examples of “surprising except in retrospect.” Best ever? Hell, not my call to make, but also think its popularity is earned.

aging well, unfortunately 👇

Hmm, what do ‘central camps’ and ‘final plan’ remind you of? 🤷🏽‍♂️👇🏽

the only people who believe this is remotely acceptable in a serious relationship have obviously never been in one

Hey, Jake Tapper, there’s an elderly man wandering and shouting from the rooftop of his house.

Hochul: "This is a war. We are at war. And that's why the gloves are off and I say, bring it on."

When it's 11:15 on a Monday and 6 different people have already messaged you about stuff you shouldn't have to deal with

"stick to menswear"

I am so not ready to deal with this on an emotional level Thank you for everything, Captain 🫡🇰🇷♥️

“The president cut your health care so he could build himself a golden ballroom” is a pretty easy message to sell

Dems. Wanna get your polling out of the gutter? Stop talking about redrawing house maps in blue states and do it. Go big. Don't match them seat for seat. Blow them out of the water. Then endorse Mamdani. You're welcome. Love, Allison

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently

That's why I'm saying that this is a global social media phenomenon, it's not going away, and we have a much harder fight on our hands than people are acknowledging here.

really nothing better than being able to entertain friends with food and drink

People keep trying to make me feel bad for laughing about this but guess what eggheads it’s still pretty funny

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪

democrats love to be completely useless and not take up the mantle on 80-20 slamdunk issues