Shampoo your local cow

still the best video on the internet

murderbot is bad btw

The fact the dnc platform isn't Medicare for all right now is just so insane. It's such an easy economic position to take but they're so in the pockets of the rich they cannot get out of their own way. Absolutely controlled opposition

You cannot message on economics if you cannot actually concretely describe your policy positions that will improve day to day life for the average American. The average Democrat will offer nothing and lose Stick to the impeachment messaging, at least that's in your wheel house

christian islam

I love how suzerain has three options for every response - I am an empathetic, well rounded person who wants to improve society somewhat - I am the evil mastermind who is shrewd and conniving my way to power - I am an absolute asshole, why are you talking to me

Hiya everyone! In the spirit of the new year, I wanted to put out feelers for roommies in the GBA. I'm looking to move to Boston, Lowell, Worcester, or Providence in July, so if you or anyone you know is interested in a friendly, silly, and very diaper dependent puppyshark, slide me a DM :3

life was so much simpler when Semphis was shot by Shahzam on inferno

chaotzu my beloved (pipebomb)

took a nap

elfen lied peed on the floor so onimai could pee on the floor more 🫡

In the end, the most unbelievable thing Emily in Paris wants you to think can happen is a straight man can design clothes.

The year is 3146 The path still has no signal under the Hudson

Passengerprincess is the perfect soundtrack to waking across midtown

emily in paris asks the question, "what if this next guy was the one" but it keeps asking that question 8 times a season

emily in paris is such impeccable garbage

im a slut for cute things

"I love TWRP"

obsessed with this album

If i had a nickle for every vegetable themed hyper pop album made by a polish artist this year I listened to, I'd have 2 nickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.

Petting an 8 week old puppy will fix me

im like a reply guy who will also change your diaper

When artists draw diapers without tapes or waistbands or cuffs (essentially an orb)

The lord's Chocolate milk

Soda is 3.50/2l but if you buy 10 bottles you get 5 free 🤔🤔🤔🤔

My mom's car smells like a hot box (because she hot boxes it)

Seasons greetings, go birds

Big stinky dom that takes off all my big work clothes and dresses me like a proper 2 year old paci girl

im the grinch

hoisting u over my shoulder "stinky sack of potatoes"

swag unmatched. studio space uncleanable

"I'm allowed to take off my chastity in germany" "Why do you make me wear diapers? We don't do that in germany" "Why can't we watch bluey? We watch bluey in germany"

Getting an ovechkin jersey to support my ship

This is a sad bagel

Becoming more true by the moment

I watch hockey for the gay sex

it took jacob tierney 15 years in development to create the perfect show for @gambitravenad.bsky.social

making shark watch the uncle grandpa episode of steven poopiverse

*age regresses to 14 years old* haveth a peake into mine sicke and twisted minde x3

i wish more babies liked shitty romcoms

Get this...a puppy is a baby dog, and baby dogs wear *diapers*! 💖

pluribussy

more people should emulate scott pilgrim art style make furry scott pilgrim ocs

Show ur age 18, only haven't used a waterbed or made my own mixtape (was never really into cassettes beyond listening to ones I had).

thinking about cutting up the cross that was hung up in my house when I bought it and turning it into mezuzahs