Holy shit this cartoon.

Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America.  He embodies the broken system we’re running against. It’s time to come together: The People vs. Ken Paxton

Just once I’d love to hear someone in the scrum just ask him after a moment like this: “What the fuck is wrong with you? Do your people never tell you that you’re senile?”

Sen. Ron Johnson claims preposterously that as many as 3.9 MILLION (!!!) Americans died as a result of the covid vaccine Complete insanity

InfoWars chief Tim Heidecker talks to UNHINGED caller “AJ”. Check out theonion.info for this and more urgent news.

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Man, that sounds terrible. Killed with impunity by agents of the state for just being on the street and protesting? Hard to see how regimes like that can continue to claim a popular mandate.

What if I told you it was actually the easiest situation anybody has ever been in?

HOW EMBARASSING! Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon sermon. 🤣🤣

The show “Silicon Valley” wasn’t a comedy. It was a documentary.

WHO CARES?!

If you were recently wondering why Notion has so many little weird inconsistencies and bugs… ht45hPRdfDEsIoutube.com/watch?v=45hPRd…

At this point, does anyone who doesn’t have a thumb drive of NFTs even care anymore about who Satoshi Nakamoto is? www.nytimes.com/2026/04/08/bus…

“Should your boss be worried about your work output if someone murdered your whole family? What’s the risk there?”

I can’t wait to watch the Hulu dramatization of the book someone writes about mess that is OpenAI. www.theinformation.com/articles/opena…

Such a shame.

Oh Ted en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Nug....

may this define her for the rest of her life. she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired. girl, bye.

Over at the newsletter I wrote about the unholy scourge that is "CEO said a thing!" journalism:

Does anyone play Minesweeper still? I do…but so many of the iOS apps for Minesweeper suck and are junked up with ads. So I made my own and it’s only $2! I have more ideas for new features but I’d love your thoughts. c33tech.com/project/minesw…

yep. five minute digression on some deal he made to take sharpies to the next level. i'm sure he's fine.

this junkballing Czech electrician is a folk hero in Japan for striking out Ohtani in the last WBC (stopped for photos/autographs etc) but he's retiring after this bc Czech league ball doesn't pay the bills. I love the way he took in in this one last surreal moment before going back to normalcy

no days off

Hegseth is such a little bitch. He’s overcompensating on a level we’ve never seen before.

Correct. I will work tirelessly until the whole world realizes this.

“That is an objectable fact.” — Well, we agree on that you ghoul.

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war. The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints. One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

For a few years now Thompson has had the occasional article that has raised my eyebrows, but this take here is a new level in both AI kool aid and knee bending. I have no doubt he’s on Twitter getting high-fived and back slapped as we speak.

But I *really* wanted to murder that guy! Doesn’t that matter in the eyes of the law at all?!

No the fuck he is not.

That sucks…but it makes me feel better knowing that every single other company that has acquired Warner Brothers has crapped their pants and sold it for a loss.

Kash Patel Faces Backlash After Partying With Nancy Guthrie’s Captors https://theonion.com/kash-patel-faces-backlash-after-partying-with-nancy-guthries-captors/

They beat a blind refugee who speaks no English for failing to obey police commands he could not understand. Then instead of apologizing, they charged him with possession of a “weapon”—HIS WALKING STICK. Then they dumped him miles from home without notifying anyone, after which he was found dead.

You don’t defeat Nazi propaganda by going on Goebbels’s broadcast, you defeat it by storming the beaches of Normandy

You can do what you want. But the logic for staying on Twitter is insane, some form of Gell-Mann Amnesia: Everyone else's posts are obviously besotted in apartheid-forward engagement bots, but MY posts are clearly unaffected, because they're beautiful and perfect. Again, do you, but I'm all set.

MEGAN KELLER WITH A DIRTY DRAG MOVE AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNING GOAL 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

Sports! What a game by USA Women’s Hockey!

I think you mean it was “laid off”.

This is blackout poetry to me

Zuck taking advantage of every opportunity, I guess. "World's going to shit? Well, I guess EFF will be too busy opposing fascism to notice that we launched surveillance glasses!" Cool, cool.

At around the 1:10 mark, he lets the mask slip, as it were, by suggesting that the freakout about the Super Bowl halftime show was rooted in some sort of legit angst about the erasure of white identity.

He must really be the asshole he appears to be!

This is some genuinely psycho shit...

It’s only February and this feels like the picture of the year.

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider