Shaq Warns Young Players Not To Do Movie About Genie https://theonion.com/shaq-warns-young-players-not-to-do-movie-about-genie/

Purina Debuts New ‘Slovenly Feast’ For Nasty-Ass Shelter Cats https://theonion.com/purina-debuts-new-slovenly-feast-for-nasty-ass-shelte-1820086710/

2-Year-Old Unaware He’s Basis For 6 Couples’ Decisions Not To Have Kids https://theonion.com/2-year-old-unaware-he-s-basis-for-6-couples-decisions-1819579578/

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Former Prince Andrew https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-former-prince-andrew/

Nintendo: “Pokemon Are Real And You Can Eat Them”

hey #USPS are you mad at meeeeeeeee????????

I AM A KITTY CAT TRANSLATOR AND I AM GOING TO TRANSLATE THIS CLIP. HERE WE GO...🧐 Uh huh. Uh huh. Got it.🫡 KITTY SAYS PLEASE WISHLIST KuloNiku: Bowl Up!🙀 Don't say no to a sweet lil' kitty cat. Wishlist today!👇 🔗https://store.steampowered.com/app/3357960/KuloNiku_Bowl_Up/

Indie games are treating us GOOD this year 😍🔥

Mewgenics already sold 152k copies in first 6 hours of release. "So far this is beating expectations by quite a lot" - likely took less than three hours to fully recoup development costs www.ign.com/articles/mew...

if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this

GOD IS REAL

Report: Poisonings Of Domestic Partners Have Increased https://theonion.com/report-poisonings-of-domestic-partners-have-increased/

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Catherine O’Hara… she was great. I always liked her attitude. I hadn’t seen this in years and a fan shared it with me. May her memory be a blessing.

His stage name is BAD BUNNY... a bad-ass artist and honey-of-a-Bunny. His given name is Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio. He is a handsome 31-year-old American citizen. Make no mistake. 1917: The Jones Act grants U.S. citizenship to all Puerto Ricans. I'll be watching... I'm a huge fan!

Almost exactly two years to the day since The Book of Doors was published and over 100k people have rated it on Goodreads. Can’t quite believe it!

Looooooolllllllllllll they made Disney angry

Magazine cartoons are good.

Rusty Lake wouldn’t exist without Adobe Animate…

If anyone else wants an Adobe Animate alternative, I can’t recommend Moho enough. It’s affordable, it’s efficient, it’s been used in feature films from Cartoon Saloon like Wolfwalkers, and the best part…NO Ai whatsoever.

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

Deezer is now selling the tool that led to this. Spotify has no excuse not to follow this example. newsroom-deezer.com/2026/01/ai-g...

All the rich people doing the most evil shit imaginable in a mansion while they lie and tell Elon they’re meeting at 3 am at a golf course right before the sprinklers turn on

ICE Issues Ransom Note Demanding $65 Billion If U.S. Wants To See Minnesota Again

Since last year, we’ve been reporting on ICE extensively. But every week brings new information, and it’s getting harder to keep track of what’s happening, let alone remember what’s already happened. So here’s a quick thread to help.

When I was translating Kon Satoshi, in order to understand him better I spent time reading his personal blog. I'll never forget him writing "They say what Aronofsky is doing is an "homage." I know my English isn't great, but I don't understand the difference between "homage" and being "ripped off."

Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report

chat I’ve been catfished

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MICROSOFT: "We're putting AI in Windows!" CUSTOMERS: "No, please don't do that." MICROSOFT: "You'll drink this fucking AI even if we have to hold your nose closed and use a vice to keep your jaws open." CUSTOMERS: "That only sounds bad." MICROSOFT: "Why have customers abandoned Windows?"

The Majima and Kiryu relationship vs the Majima and Saejima relationship 🖊️🦑

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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

The Rusty Lake Office opens February 2nd, 2026, 14:30 - 15:30 CET! 🗓️📌 After your digital office visit in Mr. Rabbit Magic Show, now visit IRL! Meet the team, grab merch, play our escape room & more. A visit to die for! 🙌 Will we see you there? Confirm below 👁️ 🔗 forms.gle/QnDzWQwLpfyd...

“Supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort” is a great argument against cringe culture.

New small PEAK update 1.53.a ⛰️ 👢You can now kick your annoying friends 🛜 Mid-run Connect/Reconnect Overhaul 🦂Scorpions are nicer again ☃️Bigger snowballs are so back!

It’s called making an entrance. #Supergirl lands in theaters and IMAX June 26.

To celebrate the launch of Major Update Rogue Protocol, FBC Firebreak is now free to try on Steam until January 25th! We also have a Double XP event active this weekend on all platforms. It's time to clean House: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2272540/FBC_Firebreak/ #FBCFirebreak

I know we're all seeing 87 unhinged things per day, but "guys if our multi billion dollar product doesn't start being useful for something, literally anything, the people might not appreciate us wrecking the planet over it anymore" is a truly bananapants thing to say out loud

Masters of The Universe – Official Teaser Trailer (in theaters in June 5) www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmEx...

Are you a CONTENT CREATOR who loves a hand-drawn art style, story-rich tales, & action platformers? ✏️ The Perfect Pencil by Studio Cima launches on January 29th, & we've got keys! 🔑 Request a key below & tag someone who'd love to play 👀👇

The Forest Quartet is free on Epic Games Store Mobile iOS buff.ly/Ylg2Zc1 Android buff.ly/vYBfsP4

With a walking lighthouse simulator and a pottery warrior brawler, it's sad to see that Double Fine has just become another trend chaser

Kiln closed beta signup www.doublefine.com/news/sign-up...

Let's dive into what Kiln is. It's a pottery power-fantasy that celebrates both Creativity and Destruction: the pleasure that comes from both making beautiful things, and then smashing those beautiful things to smithereens! www.doublefine.com/games/kiln

Manic-Depressive Friend A Blast While Manic https://theonion.com/manic-depressive-friend-a-blast-while-manic-1819566927/

the #twitchrecap is out!