Manic-Depressive Friend A Blast While Manic https://theonion.com/manic-depressive-friend-a-blast-while-manic-1819566927/

the #twitchrecap is out!

What a great headline

i can be trusted to use the #tinyglade stairs as intended [LIE]

It's time. The Joker enters the picture with ABSOLUTE BATMAN #15. Pre-order it before the Cut-Off this Monday. This one WILL sell out, so act now. @benoliverart.bsky.social

Carry Out Large 1-Topping Pizzas for $6.70 each at Domino's www.dominos.com/deals/67

truly unlocking the potential of photo mode in #alanwake2 @remedygames.com

Announcing the line-up for ThinkyCon 2025! 🎉 Tune in for 3 days of amazing talks from the makers of your favorite puzzly games! thinkygames.com/even...

“what radicalized you” idk paying attention

This week marks two years since we released Alan Wake 2. Thank you to our passionate, creative, and welcoming community for being wide awake with us 🫶 #2YearsOfAlanWake2 Watch our tribute video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYbPZPWY-Nc #AlanWake2 #RMD30

Weird Relative At Family Reunion Knows How Everyone Related To Each Other https://theonion.com/weird-relative-at-family-reunion-knows-how-everyone-rel-1819579336/

Customer: (not on record) DMV: og=original gangster, customer is Doug Verdict: DENIED

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sabrina Carpenter https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-sabrina-carpenter/

Customer: THE ACT OF DOING SOMETHING OF GREAT SKILL DMV: SLAY Verdict: DENIED

✨ PSA ✨ Supporting a creator is NOT a free ticket to being entitled & overstepping boundaries 🙅‍♀️

Customer: FISH EATER DMV: SEXUAL/ FISH EATER Verdict: ACCEPTED

MARVEL Cosmic Invasion demo is up on Steam buff.ly/ti1YN87 Trailer buff.ly/CnJ3FuX

Can't get enough Absolute Catwoman? Then here's some more incredible variant covers we've got for ABSOLUTE BATMAN #13! Pre-orders for the issue end today, so act now!

the thing i love about society is how we make massive scientific advances then some absolute hobgoblin says it isn't real and people just believe him. they believe the hobgoblin. doesn't even need proof.

[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword [the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know

Four Brave Climbers

Free Steam Points Shop Items (Political Fest) buff.ly/9Qw7PCt

v1.108 is rolling out today 🚚 Now live, at long last: Bookmarks, aka Saved Posts. For all those posts you'll definitely plan to come back to! Update the app and give it a try. The button is right down there 👇

Look at this fuckin supermodel dog

Silksong's first boss is tricky as hell

Alan Wake 2 is $14.99 on Epic Games Store. Deluxe Upgrade is $6 buff.ly/48erQAm

Watch the Man of Tomorrow Prequel AKA #Peacemaker Season 2, airing a new episode tonight on HBO Max at 9 pm EST/6 pm PST.

Hollow Knight: Silksong has reached 535,213 concurrent players on Steam for the first time https://steamdb.info/app/1030300/charts/?utm_source=Bluesky

Planet Fitness Bans Proper Form

Perfection💙

my bluesky

86 Years Ago Today:

Man of Tomorrow. In theatres July 9, 2027

Deadly Premonition 1 + 2 Bundle is $3.07 on Steam buff.ly/kvetSkt -DP1 - $1.24 -DP2 - $1.99

New trademark for "Steam Frame" has been registered for new computer hardware uspto.report/TM/99370857

Valve trademarks STEAM FRAME - intended to cover the categories of computer game consoles for recreational game playing; video game consoles; video game accessories, namely, controllers for video games. One for computer hardware as well www.reddit.com/r/GamingLeak...

Stardew Valley is free to own (not a limited PS+ license) if you have a PS Vita and PS+ -Claim Stardew Valely (PS4 version) on PS+: buff.ly/oVgwxmL -Use a PS Vita and search for Stardew Valley. It'll be free via cross-buy. Can confirm game is not tied to PS+ once you claim it for free on Vita

Introducing the Blue Prince physical collection in partnership with @iam8bit.com. The collection includes the Commissary Bundle, PS5 physical edition, pins, a notebook, The Red Prince children's book and more. The pre-order is open NOW: blueprince.iam8bit.com

another one for the @thestorygraph.com logs. job well done @garethjohnbrown.bsky.social you got me again! 📚 📙 🎧

Nutritionists Warn Taco Bell $3 Steak Burrito A $3 Steak Burrito https://theonion.com/nutritionists-warn-taco-bell-3-steak-burrito-a-3-steak-burrito/

My students, who attend a working-class rust-belt college, openly talk abt how much they hate AI & are afraid of its consequences. I wonder how much of the oft-reported student enthusiasm for the tech is the merely result of the NYT’s Ivy League bias

Recently Divorced Man Thinks Everyone Else's Relationship Is In Trouble https://theonion.com/recently-divorced-man-thinks-everyone-elses-relationshi-1819566132/

Night Out More Fun Without Broke Friend https://theonion.com/night-out-more-fun-without-broke-friend/

Paperback version is here! Out October 7 at your local book-selling establishment

@garethjohnbrown.bsky.social the way that i was screaming and scrumming during all of this! wahhhh. 📙 🎧

Can Konami bring back Metal Gear without Hideo Kojima? They certainly want to try. I spoke to the producers of the new Metal Gear Solid 3 remake about reviving the franchise, building an internal console game team, and more. This week's column: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...

What a carriage ride! 🐎🛞 Huge thanks to everyone who visited us at the @indiearenabooth.de at Gamescom! Fans, cosplayers, newcomers, we are truly honored! 🎟️ It was amazing to showcase the first demo of Servant of the Lake, drop our trailer at Future Games Show and hid some 🦐

STEAM SALE! 🏷️ Get our games for up to 95% off on Steam! The sale is ongoing, and ends 31 August at 3pm PDT. Alan Wake franchise 🔦 95% off Control Ultimate Edition 🔻 90% off FBC: Firebreak 🔧 15% off #RMD30