The smile.

Kid “slept through the night” by waking up a little after 5. Which sucks he woke up that early but didn’t have to come into our bed and wasn’t up from 1-3 so I guess it’s a win?

That was such a cute little play card the Alabama DC had

Ohh middle defenders got washed underneath

"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement

A recent modeling study in JAMA showed that if MMR vaccine rates drop 10% (easy to see happen with this), we’re back to 400,000-500,000 cases a year. Our current outbreak is 2,000. This turns the clock back to 1950 🚨🚨🚨

Having 50 cent come out singing many men while giving up 27 unanswered is such a wannabe new SEC school move

Grandparents about to lose their pension over posting AI slop on Facebook

Idk. I enjoy the cooking cleaning laundry etc. makes life easier when things are just done plus I just claim im the hot trad wife

The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story. Holy. Shit. www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...

Yea we’re gonna invade Venezuela to distract from the Epstein files

It should be REALLY that SIMPLE that governors like Whitmer could come out and say we’re outlawing data centers. But they won’t because of $$

Oh look more of this!

We love fishtown

I lived thru the end of public smoking. Early in my career I presented to city councils who were smoking, in front of audiences who were smoking. Smoking in restaurants, airplanes, hospitals… All of that seems insane now, but it was very controversial when we DID change it. We CAN change things.

Trump admin would pardon him and throw him a parade

Remember when Trump said they’d make IVF and other fertility treatments more affordable day 1 and then again a few months ago. Shocking it still hasn’t happened like he lied? Wow

"He took every Advanced Placement class he could, earned a scholarship to Brown and worked at Wawa over the summer to make enough money to buy a laptop, according to his two sisters."

A North Coast Christmas in Cleveland, Ohio

What do you mean human editors

wtf is bucked up and why is it all over

Super proud of Mendoza. Dudes so incredibly humble I hope they win it all

I have leveled up Saturday dad game by now making homemade bread. This is 100% a gateway drug to more baking

Could these defenders stay healthy ffs

Five years ago today I made this, Facebook memories are good for something.

So will Michigan student section still sing Mr brightside?

Growing up with Harry Potter hitting theatres after the books was peak childhood. Yea she’s a horrible person but back then we were LIVIN

Donovan Mitchell is the team

YOUTUBE KICKER GOT FIRST TEAM

the people of this great republic yearn for locomotive transport

No hockey tonight so that meant a post work trip to target to find the kid crib sheets. Place was a cluster

You mean we might be able to get rid of Clinton, Trump, Gates, and Bannon all because of the Epstein files?! LFG

they say that a hero could buy this

that is the most republican looking man i have ever seen

Lololol www.freep.com/story/sports...

25 years ago today, SCOTUS elected George W Bush president of the United States by blocking completion of a voting canvass in Florida. A subsequent canvass by the Associated Press showed that Bush's rival, Al Gore, had won the race in Florida—and thus the contest for the presidency—by 700 votes.

Always remember to mute yourself on teams meetings when your camera is off waiting for the meeting to start or else we can all hear you rip ass while your name lights up guy from department of technology management and budget (IT)

Whispers: DeBoer to Michigan, Sark to Alabama, Texas to Hell

Yeah I don’t think that’s a holding but they’re gonna call it for the bucs every time

BYU continues to be cringe.

Grandpa loaded his depends and then shit out his mouth

Abolish ice is now the conservative position Everyone in ice has to go to prison and the department must be destroyed

Rep Lauren Boebert's now-explained campaign expenses at a Kid Rock concert were tied to her $12,000/person fundraiser in a suite at the Kid Rock show. That's about $521 for every diggy-diggy-diggy in Bawitdaba, or $173 on a per diggy basis.

“Don’t get political at dinner” didn’t know it was political to say I don’t want forever chemicals on my food but apparently it is now

I just want to know who’s gonna FOIA their emails to see if its true that Moore’s assistant was sending baby shower invites via email

This could work out very well for both Michigan and Alabama. Michigan could get DeBoer when they lost to Oklahoma making Alabama fans and Alabama will go back into mediocrity because they don’t realize how good they have it with DeBoer

Why so she could continue to be rude? Lol

So got damn tired of these worthless hacks pretending to actually care about anything. “This guy has got to go” but won’t actually do anything about it