10/10

ok ok ok ok

You never realize how much dogs pee until you’re on a walk after it snowed

Seems like a good time to bring this back 😶

I just shoveled for two hours. I’m going to take an edible, make some pasta, and not think about the giant snow drift that’s going to fall on my freshly shoveled out car any minute now 🙃

Might be a good time to remember that each of us is profoundly annoying to someone.

I’m in a giant work zoom call and one person cannot figure out how to put themselves on mute so it’s just hundreds of us waiting while some people help her lmao

He’s monitoring the snow hurricane

Brilliant response in the 2nd half and to Wednesday. Tell Eze we're playing Spurs every week, please, and by some distance that was Viktor Gyokeres' best game for Arsenal: 2 goals + solid all round play. Raya's save was absolutely brilliant & very timely, but 3 points won in exactly the right way

MOOD

WELCOME TO NORTH LONDON, IGOR

It’s a beautiful fucking day

Holy shit Raya

You just know Thomas Frank is having the best time in the Arsenal away section today

Eze hat trick run it baaaaack

EZEEEEEE LETS GOOOOOO

Boys…

Please score another and don’t concede ffs

GYOKKKKKKKKK

Oh fuck off

Apparently we just need to tell Eze every game is an NLD

EZEEEEEEE

oh my god

This is bullshit. Arsenal are on top here and there's a stoppage because of a fucking headset? Fuck off.

Lovely move by big Vik, need more of that

Very funny that sp*rs have such a problem with North London Forever when the song they sing was stolen from Southampton

So the women’s team only inspires the next generation of girls to play hockey but the men’s team inspires all Americans, got it got it got it.

I want to die every time Havertz isn’t in the match day squad

Fuck

No. You don’t get the skater with facial piercings and weird hair. You get country singers named Bunt Gruntley and Mormon wife influencers with poorly done extensions and that’s what you get. Sorry

This country is under some kind of wizard's curse where every 50 years there's a crisis that reminds everyone why it's bad for a small gang of obscenely rich assholes to control everything, and we go ohhh and then we all immediately forget again

The way my body reacts when I post something to my instagram story you’d think I was being hunted for sport

“It’s like before Christ and after Christ” exactly

I want us to win the league because it will make me happy, but I really want us to cause I’m so sick of this bottling narrative. I need these boys to lock the fuck in.

The woman’s hockey gold medal game reminded me how much I love golden goal, absolute vibes

This Hilary Duff album is basically “I’m horny as fuck” and she’s so valid for that

I love this photo a ton but I’m also obsessed with this one.

If you’re an American service member who gets killed in a retaliatory strike, your family can take comfort in the fact that it was done in service of making the host of Celebrity Apprentice feel like a big man for a minute, before he moved on to something else and forgets about this forever

Just watched the Weiner-mobile pick up someone from the airport

Anyway, what a night for my favorite Arsenal team. 50 goals already for Alessia Russo in the Arsenal colors. 🙏🏽❤️🤍

Y’all are arresting people for their actions? (said in American)

Last night I went for a walk, smoked a joint, watched You’ve Got Mail, and didn’t think about the Arsenal men’s team. It was so peaceful.